taph is not allowed into the kitchen
he can cook, but it all blows up somehow
he doesn't even put bombs in it on purpose it just happens
also; coolkidd called bluudud gay once as an insult (probably got talked to about not being homophobic afterwards)
some years later bluudud is like "shit i think he was right"
226w6 is a mincraft enthusiast
this is purely because i must connect my hyperfixations and im hyperfixating on tbs righr now - their favourite mod is the broken script and they like trying to work out the lore on their own
oka ythank you -cupcake anon
That Taph headcanon reminds me of that one audio on Tiktok, I think it goes like "All our food keeps BLOWING UP" then boom. Explosion.
Massive Taph energy.

















