One Day at a Time @nsheeran - Tumblr Blog

Anyone there?

It's almost been 3 years since I was last on this platform. I finished college, Ihave a great job - a blessed life. I really hope you're all doing well.

Natalia

danisnotonfires

mysharona1987

baddies

If ur gonna complain abt your shitty boyfriend do it in a diary so no one can judge u when u get back w him for the 100th time.

disneyc0llections

thecommonchick

OMG SPOTIFY IS CLEVER AF 😂

actionables

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

one wheel motorcycle

pin-boys who manually lined pins up

baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

zoo-keeper showering a penguin

ahkep

But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

kalliente

Hospitals are so weird, like

on one floor a woman is bringing a new human life into the world while the father of her child looks on

and on the floor below her a frat boy is getting a wiimote removed from his butthole

jennysjetpack

the circle of life

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord

This didn’t go where I expected

r0sebuddy

champagnemanagement

favorite slang terms for penis

kicky-wicky (1602)

long plum (1613)

bald-pate friar (1656)

silent flute (1720)

gaying instrument (1811)

liver-disturber (1888) (yikes)

master of ceremonies (1890)

father confessor (1890)

quimstick (1896)

patootie (1927) (cutie patootie)

ambassador (1927)

kidney-buster (1935) (double yikes)

dingle-doodle (1935)

dingwallace (1951)

snorker (1963)

corned beef torpedo (1975)

all selected from the timeline of slang terms for the penis

fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20

What the hell happened in 1888 and 1935?

trans-mouse

Really Big Dongs

sailorsanghelios

Are you telling me when I’ve been calling my cat, my short friends, and other small cute things “cutie patootie” I’ve been calling them a literal dick?