A Bored INTP

Conversations and realizations.

[mbtearoom]

mbti asks

What is your type?

How did you find out about mbti?

Did you introduce someone else to mbti?

Do you type people/characters?

Are you good at spotting certain types?

Do you follow/can you recommend any mbti-blogs?

Did you read/can you recommend any mbti-books?

Are you active in the mbti “fandom”?

What do you think about mbti memes?

What do you like/dislike about the mbti ”fandom”?

What parts of mbti would you like to learn more about?

Are there any parts/extensions of mbti-theory you disagree with?

Describe your type in 3 gifs

Describe 3 other types in gifs

Describe all types in gifs

Describe your 4 functions in gifs

If your functions were puppets, what would they look like?

Re-enact a typical scene between your functions

What is a stereotype about your type you disagree with?

What is a stereotype about some other types you disagree with?

What is a stereotype about some functions you disagree with?

If you could be another type for a day, which one would you pick?

What are some other types of people you know?

What are some types you would like to know better?

What do you think about your mirror type (for example, enfp/infj)?

What do you think about your opposite type (for example, estj/infp)?

What do you think about the extro-/introverted counterpart of your type (for example, intj/entj)?

Do you find you have typical reactions to people of certain types/with certain functions?

Describe the relationship between you and a person of another type in a gif

What is a function you would like to understand better?

What is a function combination/order you would like to understand better?

What are some of your favourite characters of your type and what do you admire about them?

What are some of your favourite characters of other types and what do you admire about hem?

What is your experience with loops/the grip?

Describe yourself in the grip in a gif

What is your experience with your auxiliary function being squashed between your dominant and tertiary function?

What is your experience with your tertiary function as a relief/comfort function?

What do you like about your inferior function?

How do your lower functions show in everyday life?

What are some things you associate with your type?

What are some facial expressions you associate with your/other type(s)?

What are some words/phrases you associate with your/other type(s)?

What would you like to say to other people of your type?

What would you like other people to understand about your type?

What did mbti teach you about yourself?

What did mbti teach you about people in general?

Say something nice to 3 other types

Say something nice to all other types

Create a “the mbti types as…”-meme

Make a mbti pun!:D

[intpsbelike]

DUDE THIS WOULD BE AWESOME IF SOMEONE SENT ME SOME FOLLOWERS HMUUUUUU

[ntpocalypse-blog]

xNxP Problems

Me: I should learn to play the guitar

Brain: Hey, maybe you should finish one of your other many projects first

Me: That's it, I'm gonna learn Swahili

Brain: ????????

[ntpocalypse-blog]

Woah

Heyyyy, remember that time I disappeared for like 8 months? That was so weird, right?

[intpboard]

I love how INTPs can talk about the craziest shit like it’s no problem but if you start talking about emotions they just become silent potatoes

[classicintp]

Your INTP driver, part 1

Tertiary Si: *physically drives the car; knows all available routes to the destination*

Dominant Ti: *compares and analyzes the traffic obstacles, speed limits, and total distance of each route before deciding on the fastest option*

Inferior Fe: *feels guilty when tailgated and apologizes quietly to the other driver for going too slow, even though we’re actually going 5 over the limit*

Auxiliary Ne: *daydreams so intensely that arriving at the destination is met with utter confusion and fear because we’re pretty sure braking at stop signs and traffic lights takes conscious effort and there is no recollection of ever doing so*

[peoplesbard]

This is actually fairly accurate.

[wombat-astronaut-deactivated201]

don’t forget metal

[styx-n-stone]

Very accurate stuff here

[justatiltedlamp]

The Best April Fools' Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

What the-?

[lesbrarians]

This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

[bovidae]

ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time

[whimsicalmbti]

INTP: Why do I care about certain people? INTP: Why do people care about me? INTP: I mean I understand why family typically cares but that’s an evolutionary adaptation so I can easily understand that one. INTP: But idk why friends care it doesn’t make sense scientifically to me INFJ: It’s not science or logic INFJ: It’s feeling and emotion INFJ: Like a lot of relationships and trust are made out of it INFJ: It’s not supposed to make sense INFJ: You just FEEL INTP: Gross

[oiblackestsheep]

INTP–ISTJ The Morbid Holiday

ISTJ: *Referencing A Christmas Carol, on the way to see the play* Would it bother you if you died, and found out that nobody cared, or came to your funeral?

ISTJ: Like, right now, if you found out that that’s what will happen when you die?

INTP: Hmm… Well, I think just about everyone has a part of them that wants to know that they had a positive impact on someone, or that someone cared about their existence, you know?

ISTJ: Sure.

INTP: Although… I guess it really depends how far in the future we’re talking.

ISTJ: Oh my god.

INTP: Like, if you mean right when I die, nobody cares, then yeah, I might be upset about that.

ISTJ: I knew you would go here.

INTP: But if it’s two-hundred years in the future, you know… there’s going to be a point when everyone that was around to care that I was dead is also dead.

INTP: So really, for everyone, there’s going to be a point in time where eventually nobody cares.

INTP: But if it’s twenty minutes from now… I’m more concerned with what kind of horrible car accident is going to happen that you’re not going to be able to prevent, because surely we are not twenty minutes away from the theatre.

ISTJ: This isn’t even part of the topic that I intended to discuss.

INTP: Although, I guess if I’m dead in twenty minutes, chances are you will be too, since you’re driving.

ISTJ: omfg INTP

ISTJ: Drop.

ISTJ: It.

INTP: …

INTP: Also, if we’re having our funerals in twenty minutes, how in the world did they get us in the ground so fast?

ISTJ: This conversation is over.

[ntpocalypse-blog]

Everyone in Southern USA: Yep, average winter, put on a sweater maybe. I felt a slight breeze, maybe it's time for a hat.

Everyone in Northern USA: WHAT iS THis wARmTH??? Now???? WHaT iS goINg ON. THe End iS NyE, WHY CaN I See GRAsS, I CaN GO OuT WIthOut 10 CoatS oN aNd NOt DiE???? WHERE. THE. FUCK. IS. THE. SNOW.

[busket]

y’know if i were mother gothel i wouldn’t tell rapunzel that her birthday was ACTUALLY her birthday. like i’d probably tell her that her birthday was any other day where floating lanterns from the castle do NOT fill the sky and make her think they’re for her. hell whats the point of even telling her that birthdays exist, its not like she’s gonna ever know anyone else besides mother gothel who’ll tell her about birthdays

also what is rapunzel’s real name? is it actually rapunzel; is that what the queen and king named her? if that were the case then mother gothel should have definitely renamed her and had her grow up with a name that is different than the missing princess. like if she got to the town in the movie and heard someone say “this is for the missing princess, rapunzel” she’d be like “holy FUCK”

[strayghost]

kiana this is a children’s movie

[busket]

a man gets fatally stabbed and a woman literally turns to dust as she falls from a 60 foot tower. im talking about birthdays and names so i dont know what the fuck your point is

[intp-ness-blog]

[intp-ness-blog]

RT if you´re a Ne-user and have been falsely accused of being high

[ntpocalypse-blog]

Rationality Rating

ENTJ: 10,000/100. They are so NT that it hurts (...others)

INTJ: 60/100. No bullshit available. Just hidden feelings :/

ENTP: -70/100. You´ll know when they start screaming @ u

INTP: 0/100. They´re so rational that it´s irrational

[huffylemon]

Merry Christmas from tumblr 

[cnxbdjshehdhdhdh-deactivated201]

satan: hey I bought your soul on Craigslist last week? me: no returns satan: please it’s making me sad