"penelope! what a barb!"

leaf | she/her | 20s

[senatortedcruz]

Why the fuck are you people watching Euphoria? Do you need help?

[notkatniss]

michael b Jordan Oscar winner

[jake-amy]

Queen what happened to the greglucy fic where their kid was a haselby😭😭 i cant find it anywhere

monarch i took down some fics for the time being 😭 they’ll go back up at some point but if you would like a pdf copy for now shoot me a message. i’m happy to send <3

[jake-amy]

sometimes when i see anthony i’m like man this guy got the most beautiful woman in the world with him how did he manage that and then sometimes when i see colin i’m like man this guy got the most beautiful woman in the world with him how did he manage that and then sometimes now as i’m watching season 4 and i see francesca i’m like man this gorgeous angel about to have the most beautiful woman in the world with her good for her and often times as i am watching benedict i am like man oh man this guy has the most beautiful woman in the world in love with him how did he m

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

[kiefbowl]

ppl try to psychoanalyze men and so often the answer is they just want to. like. they feel entitled to do whatever they want so they just do that. they didn't think about it all that hard.

[notholaenas]

kiss kiss fall in love !

[jake-amy]

there used to be a time on this app when people would tag things “prev prev.” and i loved the treasure hunt i can’t lie.

[greengableslover]

BRIDGERTON (2020 - ) | s03 ep07 'JOINING OF HANDS'

[motherscarf]

ur posts are so good and so fresh and i really enjoy them. even the rbs. Excellent work all around. Xoxo

leaf 🥺 i really enjoy YOUR posts. how about THAT.

[clairesbeauchamp]

bridgerton s3 + romancing mister bridgerton quotes

[thebluemallet]

Some guy, to Sophie: Would you like to dance? Benedict, immediately: Oh, HELL no!

[jame7t]

beautiful women are coming to destroy you

Hey man it’s really cruel to joke about that. I set aside my entire busy schedule and no beautiful women showed up

[slimemode]

[jake-amy]

writing dissertations on colin being jealous of penelope yall dont like to GOBBLE? delicious food? okay but don’t go and tell a damb lie on colin or penelope name .

[jake-amy]

i dont respect a pussy fucking bitch who thinks colin was too mean to penelope and i never have. ever! yall fucking pussies!!!!!!! it’s unbelievable 😭😭😭😭

[jake-amy]

he called her stupid as hell and she laughed in his face get serious with me you stupid motherfuckers. my goodness motherfucking gracious. y’all can’t enjoy when two characters are seething little insecure cunts but too cowardly to even admit that and i look down on all of you! my GOD. Stupid as fuck. it’s crazy.

[jake-amy]

i saw something on instagram that pissed me off this is not actually directed at tumblr dot com. 😔 i don’t have any respect for anyone quaking in their boots over the entrapment line though and never in my life have i seen a polin enjoyer go actually colin grabbing penelopes arm in romancing mister bridgerton was ok so i also don’t have respect for people who consider the original canon to be too mean either. Pussy opinion idgaf

[jake-amy]

i dont respect a pussy fucking bitch who thinks colin was too mean to penelope and i never have. ever! yall fucking pussies!!!!!!! it’s unbelievable 😭😭😭😭

[jake-amy]

he called her stupid as hell and she laughed in his face get serious with me you stupid motherfuckers. my goodness motherfucking gracious. y’all can’t enjoy when two characters are seething little insecure cunts but too cowardly to even admit that and i look down on all of you! my GOD. Stupid as fuck. it’s crazy.