Why do I love the tale of Achilles so much? Simple.
It’s because I want to love someone so wholly, so intensely, so immeasurably that I would chase after death so I do not have to bear another moment without them.
I crave a love so deep that my devotion would defy fate itself. A love so righteous that it arms me with fangs to rip and tear through countless battalions that my lover will tenderly wash away.
Give me a love that orbits so high above duty, destiny, and the will of the gods themselves that wherever my love goes, I will follow.
Let me love so earth-shatteringly that Zeus himself has to restrain my grief. Let me shake the sea floor with my sobs. Let me order our ashes mixed together.
Give me a chance and I would sculpt a story of our famous love for millennium to come.
Narrator: One week had passed since the S at Crazy Rock Castle. Today, once again, Cindereki was doing chores at the behest of her sisters.... And every once in a while-
Reki: It was so fun skating with him. But no more... *sigh*
Narrator: She was sighing while remembering skating with Prince Langa.
Shadow: What is it? You're so depressing. I'm the one who wants to sigh! Since I missed out on my chance to be a queen.
Miya: You were serious about that, mother?
Shadow: Ahhhh! Is it true that there's a girl who stole the prince's heart!? I'm so upset!
Cherry: My riches, power, and fame! I'll shower them with caltrops!
Miya: Well, now that I think about it, it is too early for me to get married. I think it's about time that Cherry gets married though.
Cherry: Shifukyuuzetsu (駟不及舌)
Miya: Aah!
Reki: You're attacking her! Oh you just wrote that on her face? I was scared because I thought it was some kind of killer tequique.
Cherry: It means, ‘Once words leave your mouth, even if you chase it with a carriage with four horses, you won't be able to catch them.' In other words, you should be careful with what you say!
Miya: That's too complicated!
Shadow: It's because you're like this that you'll never become a bride!
Cherry: Asouseihou (鴉巣生鳳)
*this means that a genius child has come from a dumb parent
Shadow: Gah!
Miya: Cherry has gone crazy.
Reki: I can't believe she attacked her own mother!
Shadow: I'm not dead!
Cherry: Inga ouhou(因果応報 karmic retribution) youtou kuniku(羊頭狗肉 false advertising) jakuniku kyoushoku(弱肉強食 survival of the fittest) yakiniku teishoku (焼肉定食 yakiniku meal set) yakihata nougyou(焼畑農業 slash-and-burn) nouyaku yasai(農薬野菜 pesticide vegitables)
Reki: There's a lot of unrelated things in there too.
Miya: That's just how angry she is.
Narrator: Around that same time, Crazy Rock Castle was in a bustle because Prince Langa had gone missing
Girls: Where's the prince!? Prince!? Where are you prince?
Man: What in the world is the prince thinking?
Girl: He's always just staring off into space so it's hard to tell.
Narrator: No matter how much they searched the castle, they wouldn't find him. He was in the town with Chamberlain Snake.
Snake: Prince, do you really want to look for her?
Langa: Yeah. I want to skate with her again.
Snake: But you don't even know her name or where she is so searching for her will be... You at least remember what her face looked like, right?
Langa: Mmm.... She has a weird face!
Snake: Prince, watch how you speak.
Langa: She had a unique face.
Snake: Well I guess that's fine... But if that's our only clue...
Langa: I have a clue.
Narrator: As he said that, Prince Langa pulled out that glass skateboard.
Langa: I'm sure if I skate with her, I'll know.
Narrator: And so this is how Prince Langa started searching for her. He went to houses with daughters and had them skate with that glass skateboard. However-
Girl: Wah!
Langa: It's not her.
Girl: I rode it, prince!
Langa: Unfortunately not.
Girl: How do you ride it?
Langa: Sorry for bothering you.
Narrator: No matter who rode the skateboard, none of them could produce the ice road.
Snake: It's getting late. We should end here for today.
Langa: But!
Snake: Prince.
Langa: Just one more house!
Narrator: The house that Prince Langa pointed to as he said that, was Cindereki's mansion.
Shadow: Wow! Prince Langa! I can't believe that you're visiting our house!
Snake: The prince is looking for the girl who rode this skateboard. Are there any girls who participated in the S at this house?
Shadow: Me!
Snake: She does... have a weird face.
Langa: It's not her.... probably.
Shadow: What's with that!? Anyway, why don't you let me ride it?
Cherry: Wait! I'm the one who skated with the prince that night.
Miya: Cherry! Don't try to sneak your way in!
Shadow: Both of you stand back! This is my chance!
Miya: The prince has the right to choose!
Cherry: The one with the best chance should go first!
Shadow: Then that means me, doesn't it?
Miya: Where does that confidence come from!?
Cherry: Prince, it was me! You remember right?
Miya: Ah! You're so cunning!
Shadow: Stay in order!
Miya: How about we do it in order of who's youngest!
Shadow: It's obvious that it should be in the order of who is the most beautiful!
Cherry: Seriously, where does that confidence come from!?
Joe: Wait! The one who owns that glass skateboard isn't her.
Langa: Eh?
Snake: A suspicious person! Who are you!?
Joe: Me? I'm-
Chery: The Magician Koujirou!
Miya: You know him?
Shadow: He lived next door to us before you were born.
Cherry: Magician Koujirou, why is it all you do is get in my way!?
Joe: I'm the one who should ask that! You put a centipede in my pot!
Cherry: Of course because you're a magician.
Joe: That was a pot for stew!
Cherry: You're the idiot who ate the beans I left behind so I wouldn't get lost in the forest!
Joe: Shut up you four-eyed trickster!
Cherry: Stop speaking human words, you brainless gorilla!
Shadow: Stop it, you're in front of the prince!
Snake: That's enough, Prince Langa. There was never a girl like that to begin with.
Langa: There really was!
Snake: Let's go home.
Langa: But...
Narrator: Then while the prince desperately didn't want to give up, Cindereki, who was cleaning in the back came into his view.
Langa: Who's that girl cleaning over there?
Shadow: Eh? Oh no, Prince, that's my step daughter but she's so improper it's so embarrassing taking her out places!
Narrator: But Prince Langa wasn't listening to the stepmother anymore. He just walked straight up to Cindereki. Those unwavering eyes. Yes.... they were very nice.
Langa: You...
Reki: I'm sorry! I just finished scrubbing.
Langa: I finally found you.
Reki: Why are you here? Wait... is the prince... you!?
Narrator: Cindereki finally realized that the person she skated with was the prince of the Land of Snow; Prince Langa.
Langa: What is your name?
Reki: Ci-Cindereki... is my name.
Langa: Would you ride with me?
Narrator: Prince Langa gently held out his hand, Cindereki took that hand and slowly put her right foot on the glass skateboard. And then... an amazing thing happened! That sparkling ice road appeared once again!
Reki: Th-this is...!
Langa: I knew it was you! Cindereki!
Shadow: Cindereki is the girl that the prince was searching for!?
Miya: No way!
Cherry: Tell me you're joking!?
Joe: Your character changes way too much, Kaoru.
Reki: Prince Langa... Umm... Thank you for finding me!
Narrator: And so this is how the two of them met again. The ice road stretching out in front of them was just like a wedding road that led all the way to the Land of Snow. Prince Langa gently took Cindereki's hand and the two of them lived happily ever after.... But I won't allow that to happen!
Reki: Eh?
Langa: Who are you?
Narrator: Thanks for asking, Prince Langa!
Shadow: Wah! Something fell from the sky!
Miya: Who are you? You're wearing a mask.
Reki: But... that mask....
Langa: Do you know him, Reki?
Reki: It's so cool!
Langa: HUH?!
Miya: Is there something wrong with your eyes, Reki?
Cherry:It's a vulgar mask.
ADAM: How rude! Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!
Cherry/Miya: Gah!
Joe: He put awful masks on them!
ADAM: Boo!
Joe: Gah!
Snake: Could that masked guy be... The Demon Emperor ADAM!?
Reki: Who's that?
Snake: The former king of this country.
Shadow: I've heard of him! He was exiled for committing atrocities!
Snake: Soldiers, protect Prince Langa!
ADAM: It's been a while, dog!
Rek/Langa: Dog?
ADAM: That man used to be my servant. Now, dog! Grab Langa-kun and come over here!
Snake: Ugh! My head
ADAM: You haven't forgotten have you? The memories I engraved in you of being my dog.
Reki: He seems to have pulled a collar out from behind him!
Langa: Snake? He seems to be in pain.
ADAM: Tadashi!
Snake: Woof!
reki/Langa: Eh?
Snake: I'm sorry, prince Langa! Woof
Langa: Huh?
Joe: The prince has been kidnapped by the Chamberlain!
ADAM: Now, bring prince Langa here!
Shadow: I won't let you! Since the prince is going to marry me!
Joe: Let's go now! Muscle- ah! Damn it! The mask is cutting in!
Cherry: You're as stupid as ever. Running would be faster than using your magic.
ADAM: I've come to get you, Langa-kun! Now! Dance with me!
Langa: Wahhh! I'm spinning!
Reki: Wait ADAM! Give Langa back!
Langa: Reki!
Joe: Don't give up, Cindereki! Remember the squats you did with me!
Cherry: Shut up you stupid magician! I'm going to save the prince and become rich!
Shadow: Prince! Look at me and grab on!
Miya: Get back, mother! I'll save the prince and get a happy end!
ADAM: Ah~ this is so fun! Come on Langa-kun, spin more! spin!
Langa: I'm spinning! ing! ing! ing! ing!
ADAM: And this is how ADAM and Langa crushed the trash with their love love skating and skated together forever! The end!
Reki: No! Don't go, Langa! Don't go!
Reki: Wait... Langa... Don't go...
Koyomi: Ahh... Onii-chan fell asleep reading Nanaka and Chihiro a book again... Geez.
