Are you alive fam?
yep! i’m just suuuuuper busy with uni and life in general, so i literally haven’t had the time to make anything in months!
YOU ARE THE REASON
The Bowery Presents

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Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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shark vs the universe

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins

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Show & Tell
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@nubbyhorny
Are you alive fam?
yep! i’m just suuuuuper busy with uni and life in general, so i literally haven’t had the time to make anything in months!
ATTEMPT NO 2!
Can't see the video ._.
apparently tumblr might be starting to enforce their rule about not uploading nsfw videos? because i got an email saying that it’d been taken down
(will find a way to post it, bear with me)
Hey what would you do if the person of your dreams wanted to do it with you ?
(i mean we already did it a few hours ago, so i would absolutely 10/10)
CG: GUESS WHO HAD SOME LEFTOVER CANDY CANES? OH YEAH, IT WAS ME.
Are you still selling those videos?
what a coincidence, i was just about to reblog my video posts to say that you can still buy them
(that means yes absolutely)
CG: BET YOU MISSED SEEING THESE BOOBS ALL UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL.
TG: Standing on tables is dangerous & in no way should be condoned
TG: Unless you’re stripping on tables
TG: In that case knock yourself out
TG: Just
TG: Don’t actually knock yourself out that’s not cool
why
 i am laughing so hard right now this message alone has made posting that so worth it
Hello, I'm very close to turning 18 and joining the glorious nudestuck army, I was just wondering in your professional opinion what the best way to get my name out their would be
Post regularly and have fun with it! It helps to have several ideas for sets so you can post things when you don’t have requests, too
CG: SORRY, I’M A LITTLE TIED UP AT THE MOMENT.
CG: IM A FANCY MOTHERFUCKER, OKAY?
CG: SO THIS GIFT IS PRETTY COOL. TASTY, TOO.
CG: LOOK, IT’S A BOW. GUESS THAT MEANS I’M ALL YOURS.
CG: MY ASS IS A PRESENT.
ooc: UPD8
Hey!Â
You’ve probably noticed I’ve been gone for a few months- uni is a force to be reckoned with, it turns out!
I’m probably only going to be able to be active during holidays from here on, sorry about that! The good news, though, is that I’m home from uni at the moment, so I’m back! (for now)
Do you study at DMU or Leicester? I could have sworn I've seen you about sorry if I've got the wrong person.
Nope, sorry! If I’m honest, i’m not entirely sure where leicester *is* (i was always bad at geography)