Bitches these days..

"Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself."

[thefloatingstone]

In honour of its 10 year anniversary I want to show you guys my favourite Twilight shitpost image that my laptop says I saved to my hard drive in January of 2010

[thevelvetgoldmine]

S09E04 - Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street

[tgpgifs]

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Your desire to constantly collect things when society collapses and people begin to worship you as a minor deity of useless crap.

Taurus: Notice all those little six legged gecko lookin things? They’re attracted to drama. Consider chilling out.

Gemini: You will catch a break today when the massive rotting magpie trying to eat you is distracted by a shiny object.

Cancer: Confused? Practice you combat rolls. It wont help the confusion but you’ll have the rooms attention.

Leo: The stars say its time to shift gears. You’re due for a change Leo, a sort of “new mechanical organs made of clockwork” sorta change.

Virgo: That warm smile is a defense mechanism, a sign of readiness. Return the gesture. Start shit and you’ll regret it.

Libra: You are so good at tennis it will actually solve other problems in your life. Stuck? Hit a tennis ball at it as hard as you can.

Scorpio: You deserve a rest Scorpio, kick your legs back on your roof and watch the telephone poles migrate.

Ophiuchus: Boredom is the best kind of gift! Its the kind you get to smash really hard.

Sagittarius: You are correct Sagittarius! That small wooden carving of a fox wasn’t there last night! Yes, it is cursed! Right on the money there.

Capricorn: Nothing could have prepared you for what you are going to experience today. Relax, but buckle the fuck up.

Aquarius: Obstacles are not always visible at first, sometimes they have advanced cloaking technology and require a large electromagnetic pulse to reveal.

Pisces: Tonight’s the night Pisces! Uppercut that fucker straight into the sun!

[babyanimalposts]

[sarcasmismydrugs]

don’t you ever speak to me or my sons again

[movingtomarzipan]

john mulaney and linda from bobs burgers have the same aura

[ahobbitincamelot]

Linda, drunk off her head: my husband is a bitch i like him SO MUCH

[nucking-futs]

Why is it that half the battle of asking for help is proving that your problems are legitimate and worthy of someone’s time? For once, when I ask for help and tell people I’m struggling I want them to approach it with support and love instead of skepticism and questioning. And then once they hear the answers to their questioning and find out things are really hard, that they wouldn’t just say “that sucks” or run away and avoid it.

I’m so fucking emotional and sensitive, and I know that has to do with not having an outlet because I can feel this all literally exploding out of me now. I’m in the midst of trying to identify which mental illness I’m dealing with, and it’s really lonely. 

I keep putting myself out there and telling my friends and my family and my boyfriend how much I need help and support and love, and I’m trying to do the work too, but it’s so weird when the people that are supposed to care about you in first place never do, and the ones who have cared don’t seem like they do anymore. 

Asking for help is so fucking hard because frankly, it doesn’t feel like anyone cares enough to do anything even when I do. 

Why do I have to legitimize that I hate myself and feel lonely constantly, and am just depressed all around? Why can’t feeling that way already be bad enough?

[nucking-futs]

Why am I always so willing to show up for people who won’t show up for me? 

It’s so weird, I’ve been completely honest and said I’m lonely, I’ve always done my absolute best to help people when they feel like this. But now I’m in a different state and we all have our own problems, and even though I know that, I still feel like such an afterthought to everyone I love, and thought loved me. 

Fuck mercury in retrograde, fuck people that say they’re going to be there for you and don’t, fuck people that are supposed to support you when your boyfriend cheats on you and don’t even bother to check in more than once, and extra fuck the fact that I’m venting on tumblr. 

Self worth is so freaking hard, and people are so harsh all the time. I miss my friends. I just want a fucking hug. 

[reddlr-trees]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

[cheaphalloweencostume]

don’t even remember making this post but mood

[scoobygangs]

[fy-perspectives]

Being both soft and strong is a combination very few have mastered.

Yasmin Mogahed (via fy-perspectives)

[bob-belcher]

[fy-perspectives]

Parents have this twisted belief that anyone under the age of about twenty simply can’t know what love is, like the age to love is assessed in the same way the law assesses the legal age to drink. They think that the ‘emotional growth’ of a teenager’s mind is too underdeveloped to understand love, to know if it’s ‘real’ or not. That’s completely asinine. The truth is that adults love in different ways, not the only way.

J.A. Redmerski  (via fy-perspectives)

[yourautumnlover]

[ambiguouspup]

[yourstrulys]

FORMATION Beyonce (2016)