What the hell did you do?
Why did you decide that it was a good idea for you to knock on my door at two in the morning?
I wouldn't particularly say that it's a good idea
that was my favourite mug
What on earth told you that skating around the arena at top speed was a good idea?
Youâve caught me at a really bad time.
Hang on. Whereâs the baby?
How â how did you find me?
Excuse me. Excuse me! Yes, you. Youâre sitting in my seat.
I donât think it can be repaired.
Ouch, that mustâve hurt.
Letâs hear your side of the story.
I donât know what happened, officer.
Thereâs blood everywhere.
Right, whoâs drawn the short straw this time?
I donât even hate you. That would imply I cared.
Thereâs no point running.
How are you feeling today? A little better, hmm?
This is going to be way harder than we thought.
I love you! No time to explain â gotta go.
When did you last see him? Think! This is important!
Oh man, Iâve had the worst day ever.
This isnât what it looks like, I swear! Okay ⊠itâs kind of what it looks like, but just give me a chance to explain.â
Iâll take that as a compliment.
Woah, back up. Youâre losing me.
Well, thatâs not a very nice way of putting it. But yes, I suppose youâre right.
Okay, I think we do need to call an ambulance.
Oh my gosh, are you sure? Like, sure sure?
You must have misheard me.
Actually, I think this is the wrong wayâŠ
Believe me, my dear, no-one regrets this more than I do.
Didnât your mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers?
Donât worry. I hated that wallpaper, anyway.
No. Hell, no. Absolutely not.
If you could just set it down â very slowly â and then back away.
Iâve never actually liked chocolate.â
I find it very hard to believe that, Iâm afraid.
Thatâs a very ⊠bold ⊠thing to say.
And you canât think of any other reason?
Iâm going to give you five seconds to take that back.
Youâre wrong. Thatâs not what happened at all.
Iâm sorry. That sounds awful.
Do you maybe think, in retrospect, that this was a terrible idea?
Good. I meant it to hurt.
So hang on, let me get this straight.
Actually, I think youâd find that most people have a pretty massive problem with that.
You have to tell her. It wouldnât be right not to.
I need nothing but my mad skills, rugged good looks, and maybe half a million dollars.
Thatâs it! Iâm killing them all.â / âWait, but what about the plan?â / âForget the plan! These idiots keep getting on my nerves. They have no one to blame but themselves.
I made breakfast, but I didnât know what you liked so I made enough to probably feed a small tribe.
Hey! Yeah itâs meâŠ.guess whatâŠIâm coming home.
Sweetheart, what did you bury in the garden?
How much of that did you hear?
For what itâs worth, I donât know much about you either.
I have a lot going for me, but humility is not one of them.
Oh, dang! What have you done to yourself?
Is that seriously your password?
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