[nucorpse]

where are the Neil banging out the tunes posts. we cannot lose sacred texts

[dridelus]

[unbelievablekats]

Getting high on open window air

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

[pinkblanc]

[ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

[pinkblanc]

[brutalpony]

[inlovewiththemooon]

teeth teeth teeth

[whyenn-reader]

im doing good! you know. besides the underlying feeling that I'm fundamentally incapable of fitting in in a society. besides that i'm chillin

[christianrichardrice]

[vethox]

[daggerdoggy]

Hey bro on a scale of nothingburger to everythingbagel how would you rate our gay sex last night

[maxxie-or-smth]

HOP OFF MY DICKKKK!!! wait get back on i miss you

[road0flife]

[great-and-small]

I am constantly thinking about this

[great-and-small]

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

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