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AO3: WhatTheHanz contributor/mod @veryawesomegirlsphx

[fake-mermaid]

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

[nudepasta]

Finally got my Reylo print by @alcalafalas framed and up on the wall. This wall is almost full 😭🥰

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Very proud to announce that my Vegeta x Bulma AU "Drive" was nominated for Audience Choice Drama in this year's The Prince and the Heiress awards.

Summary and link to chapter one!

"Vegeta's life takes a sudden turn for the worse, and struggling to make ends meet, he picks up a gig with the ride share service POD.

After what should have been an annoying, albeit typical, night of driving, he finds himself presented with an offer too good to be true."

[nameless-shrine]

“i will kindle the fire, as brigid would. i will stoke the flames of rebellion; speak justice into the smoldering air; coax life from the dying earth. i will forge a new world, as brigid would. - let me open my arms to those in need. let me walk in love, morning by morning. her sparks in the night shall light the way.”

— prayer for a better world

[witchwood-inn]

A morning prayer to Goddess Brigid

A lovely good morning to you O great Goddess of Dawn May you bless the day ahead With warmth and joyful song Your flame shall give me energy And strength throughout the day May you heal my emotions And keep negative thoughts at bay O Lady Brigid, a lovely good morning to you I leave the past behind and start today anew

[bi-any-chance]

Bi culture TikTok

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[jemariel]

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

[makerkenzie]

M*tch McC*nn*ll lost re-election to the Senate and disappeared on the train back to Kentucky. There’s been no sign of him since then. 

[fymodernflapper]

An Opium Den, Paris, 1932.

[memewhore]

Goals

[nudepasta]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Title: Among the Ashes

Rating: M

Tags: AU, Cursed, Shapeshifter

Chapter Two Summary:

In the last chapter, Rey went to sleep with the stray dog who had saved her from Hux's advances, but woke up with a man in her bed.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Title: Galactic Pressure

Rating: E

Tags: AU, One Shot, Smut, Massage

Summary:

Knowing that Rey has been even more stressed than usual, her friend Finn offers to schedule her a massage.

After a mix up resulting in a double booking, she ends up with Ben Solo as a masseuse.

[calamardoybobesponja]

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

“well, hello fellow hunker-downers! coming to you high on half’a ambien, my doctor prescribes 10mg  for when i can’t sleep and i get so wound up over all this but i only take a half otherwise i’ll eat everything in the house, but look- another way i calm down is i write in my journal! and i put little stickers- [chuckling] i decorate- i’m a high school cheerleader stuck in a 65 year old male body… my violette stickers came today, LOOK!! aren’t they beautiful? i think i fell outta the womb and landed in my mother’s high heels. i just like things pretty, i think that’s why homosexuals were put on this earth, just to make things pretty! rabbits!!”

[mamoru]

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

[awakeby-awindow]

Uhhh non-writers/non-artists don’t interact

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Deranged, alone, and exhausted, watching the Netflix screensaver and having impulsive thoughts to just quit already.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

"Among the Ashes"

Summary:

After Rey's parents die from a drug related over dose, she inherits their debts from The First Order syndicate and begins stripping in one of their clubs to work it off.

After a bad shift, Rey is harassed by a high ranking member for "favors" to help pay down her debt faster. Things probably would have escalated, if the biggest dog she had ever seen hadn't attacked.

As a thank you to the dog, she decides to take him home, feed him, and give him a place to sleep out of the rain until she can start looking for his owner.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 5 of "Drive" is up!

In the last chapter, Bulma's internet stalking resulted in finding common acquaintances with Vegeta.

Vegeta, about to visit his little brother, gets stopped by the staff for a meeting.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 21 of Into This Night I Wander has finally been written and posted.

Summary:

In the last chapter, Bulma repaired the damage a broken prince had done to his room. For his part, Vegeta could not tolerate her relationship with Goku, and overcome with rage, royally screwed up.

Trigger warning for PTSD, assault, and self harm.