Nueva Latina

Former american male, now latina woman

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Jackson was a white American man, basically lazy and fat.

After a vacation in Mexico, Jackson joined the life reform program, where he was turned into an attractive and patriotic Mexican Latina.

She is now a proud, fit and patriotic Mexicana Marine, carrying the Mexican flag with pride.

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Rick arrived in a new city, eager for a new adventure. As he walked around his new environment, familiarizing himself with it, he came across a rose bush.

Rick: Oh that looks really nice. I really moved into a beautiful area. Then the idea came to him that some roses would look nice in his new apartment. Rick: Wouldn’t hurt if I just ---

And he took one. He gave it a sniff and it smelled wonderful. The best scent he has ever smelled. But then he realized something, he pricked his finger. Rick: I should really get back home and treat this. And as he walked, he couldn’t help but continue to smell the rose. It was as if the world around him was invisible as he filled every inch of his core with that wonderful smell.

Unbeknownst to him, that scent was having an effect on him. The prick on his finger pulsed as he continued to smell the flower’s scent. And a wave emanating from it coursed through his body. Darkening his skin, as does the rose’s red color shine bright, Rick’s new golden tan glistened in the sun. As a rose buds, his chest too began to bud, swelling rapidly. Continuing to hold the flower, his insides flowered, removing him of his masculinity and replacing it with his new beauty. The scent of rose spread around him, engulfing him in it’s beautiful aroma. As he arrived back in his apartment, he put the singular rose into a cup and filled it with water. A beautiful sight he thought. Then he looked in the mirror and saw a beautiful woman. “Ay que bonita también” ella respondió. El apego a esa rosa nunca se desvaneció para Rosa Flores. Llenó su apartamento con más rosas y las agregó en su armario. Ella se convirtió en una con la Rosa. ("Oh, how pretty too" she replied. The attachment to that rose never faded for Rosa Flores. She filled her apartment with more roses and added them to her closet. She became one with the Rose.)

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Tú y tu amigo Mike estaban viendo un programa sobre Columbia. Te gustó el programa, pero Mike sintió extrañamente que había visto todo esto antes. Su piel se estaba bronceando, su cabello se hacía más largo, sus tetas y culo crecían. Comenzó a entender a los nativos que hablaban español y recordar los lugares de los que hablaban. "Mi primer novio me besó allí".

Cuando saliste de la habitación, Mike entró en otra habitación y salió con ropa diferente. Volvió, apagó la televisión y te esperó.

tú: Who are you?!?! Milca: Milca, tu novia. Déjame mostrarte algo de Columbia que no pueden mostrarte (You and your friend Mike were watching a show on Columbia. You liked the show, but Mike felt strangely like he had seen all of this before. His skin was tanning, his hair was getting longer, his tits and ass were growing. He began to understand the natives who spoke Spanish and remember the places they spoke about. "My first boyfriend kissed me there."When you left the room, Mike went into another room and came out in different clothes. He came back, turned off the television, and waited for you. You: Who are you?!?! Milca: Milca, your girlfriend. Let me show you some Columbia they can't show you)

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Steven: ¿Q-q-quéééé?!?! ¿Qué me hiciste Juan? ¿Soy tu mamá? Juan: Sí mamá me dijo que quería divorciarse de mi papá, y se fue sin decírselo. Entonces necesitaba una nueva mamá... ¿Qué piensas?

Steven: ¿Qué pienso? Pienso que necesitas ... limpiar tu habitación porque la cena estará lista pronto. (Steven: W-w-whaaaat? What did you do to me Juan? Am I your mother? Juan: Yes, my mom told me that she wanted to divorce my father and left without telling him. So I needed a new mom... what do you think? Steven: What do I think? I think you need to ... clean your room because dinner will be ready soon)

Nuestro discord: https://discord.com/wpSaNU4NB9

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Woman: wow, that is spicy!!! haaa-haaaa, wa wa water.  Woman: Excuse me sir, I need water Cocinero: Qué ? Lo siento no te entiendo Woman: Wa wa water Cocinero: ¿Qué? *La especia tiene efecto sobre las mujeres. Cambiando su piel y sus rasgos* Mujer: ¡Agua, necesito agua por favor! Cook: ¡Aaah, sí claro! ¿Como estas ahora? Mujer: Ahora muy bien. Pues... ¿tienes salsa picante? Me gusta mi comida mas picante que esta.

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I always dreamed about joining the police academy ever since I was a young boy. I wanted to be big and strong and protect my community.  But as soon as I got old enough to join the force, they informed me that they had hit their quotas for white men. I had 2 options. 1.) Be put on an indefinite waiting list until a cop retires or gets fired. 2.) Sign up for the diversity program.  Adivina cuál opción elegí...

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Muchacho: * glu glu glu glu * Hombre: ¿Te gusta esa leche? Muchacho: Si si señor. Me encanta que mi ropa me quede bien ahora. Y le hizo muy bien a mi piel. Hombre: ¿No te preocupa no volver nunca con un chico blanco? Muchacho: No, no, pero tengo una pregunta. Hombre: ¿Qué es? Mujer: ¿Tienes más leche? Boy: * glug glug glug glug* Man: Do you like that milk? Boy: Yes yes sir. I love that my clothes fit me now. And it made my skin very good. Man: Aren't you worried about never going back to a white boy? Boy: No, no, but I have a question. Man: What is it? Woman: Do you have any more milk?

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I was a street beggar in Southern Texas. One day a big storm hit and I kept running as far as I can. Next thing I know, the storm was over but I was now in Mexico.  Para resumir, todavía estoy en las calles, pero ahora la gente está suplicando por mí. (Long story short, I'm still on the streets, but now people are begging for me.)

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Cariña, ¿qué pasa? Nada, pues... cuando acepté tomar la píldora y convertirme en tu novia latina, sabía que obtendría características hispanas, pero no me di cuenta de que mis cejas crecerían tanto. ¿Te gustan? (Babe, what’s wrong? Nothing, well... when I agreed to take the pill and become your Latina girlfriend, I knew I would gain hispanic features, but I didn't realize that my eyebrows would grow that much. Do you like them?)

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You said your hot Columbian girlfriend was going to meet us at Medellin and give us a local tour. We made it to Medellin but I don't see your - noviaaa... Oye sexy, ¿estás lista para tu recorrido por todas las maravillas y la emoción de Medellín? (girlfriend... hey sexy, are you ready for your tour of all the wonders and excitement of Medellin?)

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Cuando dije que quería una “pelirroja”, me refería al cabello rojo natural, no a una niña hispana con el cabello teñido de rojo. ¡Y no me refiero a MÍ! (When I said I wanted a red head I meant natural red hair, not a hispanic girl with dyed red hair. And I didn't mean ME!)

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¡Mira! You like mis clavos? ¿Sabías que había un nuevo salón de uñas hispano cerca? I find mi new favorite lugaaaar!!! Something seems different about my girlfriend... hm... maybe it’s those nails. I should go with her next time to see what’s up. 

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Hola, me llamo Mariana Sánchez. I mean... Joseph Williams. Llegué a México como profesor de inglés. ¡Pero cambié de cuerpo con mi alumna! Ahora I solo understand small english. Ingles es very hard y I want mi... Cómo se dice "cuerpo" return me! (Hi, my name is Mariana Sanchez. I mean... Joseph Williams. I came to Mexico as an English teacher. But I swapped bodies with my student! Now I only understand a bit of English. English is very difficult and I want my... how do you say “body” back!)

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*knock knock knock* Wife: Paul are you ok in there? After that mexican food you’ve been in the bathroom for hours! Paul: ¡Dame un minuto! Y... ahora es “Paula” (Give me a minute! And... it’s “Paula” now)

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My best idea yet! How do you like the free salsa classes white boy? “¿QUÉ? No puedo escucharte. Estoy demasiado ocupado sintiendo el ritmo“ (What? I can’t hear you. Im too busy feeling the rhythm) 

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Envíame un mensaje si quieres ser como ella (Message me if you want to be like her)