Reborn Bullshit

I'm 6'1" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. IF you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind. I once climbed Mount Everest, Mount Kilamanjaro, and K-2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix. I AM BOSS!

[imprettysureitsjustme]

Well you know what?...

You cant have you’re ffuckingg cake and eat it too.

[nuffsaidsnow]

Why the fuck do I torture myself by creeping her facebook..

FmL

[sevenreasons]

Pretender

I front, like it’s nothing like I don’t miss you when you’re gone like it doesn’t suck when you hate me like I haven’t loved you all along.

I act, unfazed like I don’t even know your name like I couldn’t pick you out of a crowd like we’re not one in the same

I pretend, sometimes because it’s easier to lie better than caring too much about something that’s.. just going to die.

[world-realities]

[peskytimepirate]

 world-realities:

‘Christian or Muslim, We Are All Egyptians’ - Christians form a human chain around Muslims to protect them from disruptions during Friday prayer in Alexandria, Egypt.

[thesongwhispers-blog]

Jesus told us to love people. It’s what we do.

[t-aiac]

Now THIS is what faith is really all about! That’s beautiful.

[indycotton-deactivated20140303]

you see mom, christians aren’t so bad 

[xurnalea]

It’s sad that this is one of the first things I’ve seen that don’t totally put us in bad light just because we believe what we believe.

Thanks, Tumblr. .u.

[sweetdreamshillary]

Muslims did the same thing outside churches in their neighborhoods when Christians were worried about being attacked during their Christmas services.

This is beautiful.

[pinkcelebi-blog-deactivated2022]

Yesss

[firemakesmesmile-deactivated201]

good human beings. This is the bright side of religion, what it’s supposed to be about.

[brispeak]

This is a perfect example of what religion is supposed to do to you as a person and what it can do to the world. This is always what religion should be like. Period.

[theartofanimation]

Sakimichan

[flyestfemales]

flyestfemales

http://chelsea-pb.tumblr.com/

[awanderingsheep]

How much Advil does it take to dull the pain of shattered pride?

[sevenreasons]

A lethal amount.

[loveallchubbygirls-deactivated2]

[wysdum-divine-blog]

[sevenreasons]

It isn’t being bored that bothers me. It’s being so bored that I have nothing left to think about but the things I try my hardest to avoid. It’s the fact I linger through old texts, pictures or conversations and relive moments that were either too painful or so great that I can’t fathom how far I’ve fallen since then. Being bored is tourment, and it feels a lot like suicide.

[4gifs]

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[sylviaaivlys]

[sevenreasons]

There’s just something about getting head that completely numbs my brain. It’s a closeness. I love to re-analyze each time their tongue is between my thighs. It’s literally like ‘I want to taste you’. I want to savour your insides and outsides on my tongue. I want anything...

[sevenreasons]

I love.. your thoughts, your knots, your kinks and flaws and the way you pause between points. The way your mind is double jointed like you think this but understand that and I love how you don’t turn your back on your friends, I love how you don’t pretend. You just say what you mean and what you meant. I love how you’re real, you feel and even though you’re reluctant and you wanna act like you don’t hurt sometimes, if I ask I know you’d look me in the eyes and say, yeah. I get depressed sometimes. You don’t let your pride choke you on the way down when you swallow it, you understand values none of that hollow shit. You breathe in life and you exhale knowledge, you are forever learning even if you don’t agree with college - and I love that. You’re an educated - and I don’t like this word but - nigguh, and you shoot off wisdom like your tongues a trigger. You are the epitome of a man. A guy who treats his girl sweet, his momma like a queen and takes his grand mama to the movies. Your family oriented and a good big brother and isn’t the type to stack up babymothers. A guy that thinks before he speaks and when he does he can make a girls knees weak. I’ve always believed in you and you believed in me and nothing is truer than a man who encourages a girl to succeed even without wetting his beak a little. No matter how brittle or easy a riddle it would be to trick me into giving you anything you need. You put me first. You gave me such a thirst to never give up and to always be better and whatever happened you kept that in my mind, and I rewind it all the time. You said I had worth and that I was so cute that it hurt(I may be paraphrasing) but, you made me feel like if no one has I’d probably be the first to change ignorant ways of thinking without blinking. You make me laugh until my ribs feel like they’re about to crack.. I can’t get enough of that. Now thinking back you’re one of the only real friends I’ve ever had. It’s sad because I’m on the west and you’re on the east and we’ve been friends since we were about fifteen and still never met and thats absurd to say the least. But we feasted on each others minds and spent our late nights and early mornings online and we always found the time. We roamed different streets we slept in our own sheets but we had a world together and I’ll remember it forever, like everything down to how you laughed at the weather here when we were getting snow before winter and you were over there getting splinters from lawn chairs. I never thought it was fair, but you made it easy to laugh at. You were the bright side of everything and you were all I could ask for had I wanted you to begin with. But you became the only one who I wanted to sin with. We were like peas in a pod and I swear to god you didn’t leave my mind for more than moments at a time. I loved damn near everything about you, even the way you taunted me, because you flaunted me and everything I never knew was bottled up in your personality and you challenged me and now I can finally understand that statement about life, and how friends are either for a season, a reason a lesson or a blessing and you were each one.

[sevenreasons]

In case you haven’t seen this :)

[nuffsaidsnow]

<3

[darkskinwomen]

[sevenreasons]

My drawing of The Weeknd.

[nuffsaidsnow]

raw talent