How To Bait Yourselves: A Guide By Blorkes
blorkes really see 2 characters in the same frame and go “omg Clarke is carrying her gf Josephine’s books to class #otp they’re SO in love”
and then are SHOCKED when what they saw in gifs isn’t actually what’s going on in the show (almost like you need to watch things in their original context for them to make sense 🤡).
My personal fav example of this is blorkes thinking Bellamy holding Clarke over the spike pit in s1 shows how much “he’s obviously in love with her” - when in reality he was contemplating letting her die right then and there so he could get her wristband off. And then Finn and Wells immediately run up behind him to pull her up because BELLAMY WAS GOING TO MURDER HER YOU IDIOTS SKSKSKSK)
More under the cut because I feel like I finally understand what went wrong with the blorke fandom. (All fandoms are the same and time is a flat circle)
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