Duplicitous Taco Bell skank

34,Poz, denver. Cyber Security Engineer and IT Coordinator. The internet is my oyster and that oyster fucks. Equal Parts Psyop and Ritual. The autistic progressive your liberal mom warned you about.

[segamascott]

[threeninesfine]

She would not fucking say that

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

give the Gen Alpha kiddies a little treat, let it be this Sunday so that 6/7 becomes even more hilarious to them/annoying to their parents

[mikumiotics]

its funny how these people have basically reinvented respectability politics from thin air. this post is from the last few DAYS! Anyway good post for blocking people

sidenote: I really notice how cissies so so so desperately want to claim the aesthetics of being a "freak" but will say shit like this. no 'friendlyfreakazoid' you aren't actually a freak just because you like gothic shit or whatever the fuck your stupid blog is about

[tosety]

This sounds like someone claiming to be a monsterfucker because they like elves and once someone mentions tentacles they're calling for the police

[thickness-protection-program]

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

[null-works]

i definitely am.

[null-works]

me: looking for pictures

clicks on tag matt sturniolo Reminded Every goddamn tumblr user who tags celebrities, tags them in smut. Like jesus christ you socially inept losers, maybe leave their name out of your fanfiction of real people? Absolute mental degenerates making the internet a worse place every dhay

[whenimyoungandtrue]

???!!!????!?

[swagoraphobia]

[beemovieerotica]

[st-just]

[sadomarxist]

[ruckuscauser]

[loafpile-retribution]

[contextfreepatentart]

[natalieironside]

[voltobautamons]

[wakandas]

tongue avengers.

prodigy, patriot

[elnerdo19v2]

The age old question: Are they just normal wrestling? 🤼

[coldbrewpup]

i get knocked up

but i abort again

i'll never carry it to term

[mag-agenttorture]

PLEASE use contraceptives if you don't intend to bear children

[coldbrewpup]

i'm getting knocked up again Tonight

[mag-agenttorture]

Stop killing babies.

[coldbrewpup]

which part of my bio are you struggling with? it's okay, take your time

[calamity-corner]

holy fuck this was such a classic i forgot about this lmaooo

[witchrealms]

(x)

[melbournemethod]

this is so fucking funny i cant even be mad