✦ 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗗𝗜𝗚𝗬. ( Low Activity. )

❝  THAT'S  AT  LEAST  A  LITTLE  MORE  BEAUTIFUL  .  ❞

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In my rules here I was still NB lol, god this blog is a mess I should re-do it... but lazyy...

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   ❝ I have the feeling that I’m being watched. ❞

   ❝ Death is it you?! ❞

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   ❝ Kekek, time to annoy Kunikida-kunn ~ ❞

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Kunikida was peacefully working on his report when Dazai’s annoying voice can be heard, shouting out his name by each syllable… By the “daaa”, Kunikida broke his pen and turned around in anger.

“WHAT?!” 

However, Dazai continued on, finishing his name and then singing the Happy Birthday song. At the end of the song, Kunikida nearly wanted to break the desk that he was working on. Instead he he stomped over and grabbed Dazai by the collar. 

“SINCE THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY, STOP ANNOYING ME WITH THAT STUPID SONG! DON’T YOU HAVE YOUR OWN REPORT TO COMPLETE?!” 

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Dazai: KUNIKIDA-KUN, LOOK THIS WAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Atsushi: DAZAI-SAN THERE IS A CANDLE are you trying to MURDER HIM

Kunikida: what is it now, Dazai– OH MY GOD WHAT THE HECK

Happy birthday ADA mom!!! lol (explanation for all the random stuff in the tags)

Bonus:

Kunikida caught the candle and is now about to torch Dazai

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sigmadolos​:

   “  Based  on  that  last  statement  ,  I’m  going  to  say  mostly  because  of  BOTH  of  you.  But  as  long  as  you  aren’t  in  the  casino  …..  “  Sounds  like  a  problem  for  everyone  else.  “  If  you  want  painful  ,  probably.  “

   ❝ Painful?! I’m not interested anymore. Your problem now. ❞

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sigmadolos​:

   Well  that  escalated  quickly.    “  ….Why  do  I  feel  like  the  whole  town  might  end  up  on  fire  if  you  try  ?  “

   ❝ Uhhhh... Probably it may happen? I mean, we’re talking about Nikolai. And me. But mostly that crazy clown... ❞

   ❝ He can give me ideas for new types of suicide !! ❞

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@sigmadolos​ ;

sigma vc: please take the clown. please?

   ❝ Well, I can try to set him on fire but, I’m not sure how elusive he is. ❞

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   ❝ Man even I feel bad for Sigma. ❞

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   ❝ Nu-uh !!! ❞

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exorcistalice​:

« …why have you tried to die, may I ask?…  »

   ❝ Why not? ❞

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divergentiisms​:

Yup, there he went. Junichiro sighed as he sat down with a warm and friendly smile.

“…Oh dear, you’re a charmer, aren’t you?” She responded to Dazai, cheeks burning.

Dazai’s colleague extended his hand. “I’m Tanizaki Junichiro, we’re here to get the information you spoke of…”

   ❝ I may be, nothing but saying the truth to you, beautiful damsel. ❞

It was typical of Dazai to flirt with women, no matter what kind of woman, he was always ready to say nice things to them.

   ❝ Oh yes, I did not introduce myself. Dazai Osamu. If you’re so kind, we gladly listen your information and help you with whatever is needed. ❞

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divergentiisms​:

“A young woman with light blond hair that goes by the name of Serena–will be wearing jeans and a hoodie to look inconspicuous.”

Of course, even if he was faking it, his response was automatic.

He opened the door of the cafe for Dazai and headed inside. The woman was sitting at a table in the corner, so he headed in that direction.

  ❝ Ohhh alrighty ~ ♥ ❞

Dazai nodded after the other’s reply and followed him into the café. He entered first and when he saw the woman with the description of his partner, he went directly to her.

   ❝ It’s a pity that a beautiful woman like you has to hide herself, truly. ❞

And there he goes...

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Ah yes tumblr, imma follow myself, good choice

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divergentiisms​:

“Well, he does take those things very seriously…so…I guess I’m not surprised he scolded you…also he scolds you for everything…”

But it was because he /cared/, not because he was necessarily targeting Dazai.

“…” He smiled softly. The whole detective agency were important to him, but there was someone that he really wanted to protect. Everyone knew who that someone was.

“–So, our client is supposed to meet us at that café over there,” he kept an eye out for the person who fit the description.

   ❝ Oh alright. What was the description again? ❞

Dazai asked foolishly, as if he did not know who they were looking for. But really, Dazai knew much more about it. Of course he knew such a description, but he was not interested in being the smart one at the moment. He always let others be the heroes instead of himself, which was typical of him.

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divergentiisms​:

“Boring, huh?” Perhaps, but…he just didn’t want to see Naomi cry. Like it or not, the Detective Agency meant a lot to all of them and that included Dazai.

No matter how much of a pain in the ass he could be sometimes.

“We’re paired for this job, so lets get going.”

  ❝ Alright alriight... Let’s keep going. But can you believe that Kunikida-kun scolded me for being one minute late to work ?? ❞

When he said one minute, it was one hour. Dazai loved to joke about such things, though it was always like that. As much as the man looked like a madman, he really was a mess inside.

Still, he appreciated and loved the Detective Agency very much. A family... to protect.

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divergentiisms​:

“Yes, that’s true…but you dying would cause all sorts of problems for the rest of us, so why don’t you try thinking about that just this once…?”

   ❝ You’re so boring, Junichiro-kunn... Alrighhht not dying. For now. ❞