my name is Sans, but call me Sci

hi, I am Sci, the skeleton. my friend made this account for me . I like science ,

[the-real-sci-sans]

Hello , I go by Sci, and this is my account . One of my friends set up this account for me to "easily talk and make friends with alternative virgins of myself"

Since this is a bio, I should list some things I like

.anime

.science

, not accidentally drinking spiked eggnog

, jokes

Me and my friends and I got some pictures at this Christmas party we went to . This was the only decent one, I didn't know the eggnog was spiked at the time

BTW if you see purple text that isn't Sci speaking, it is narration

[the-real-sci-sans]

NUKES YOU 💥💥💥💥💥

-Worm

You miss again

How do you keep doing this?

[the-real-sci-sans]

i saw that,, post you made earlier of someone making those strange noises,,, it wasnt me i swear!!!

(or was it….)

-Worm

[the-real-sci-sans]

>:3

@tiny-nightmareblog

:)

[the-real-sci-sans]

happy pride month, gay homosexual

Oh, thank you, happy pride. But I am not gay. Am an allia

Classic sans reaction to him simping for fell accidentally caused Sci not to come out of the closet out of Shame .Let's see how long that lasts.

Extra :D

[thesilliestfell]

we both know this is lies sci.

[the-real-sci-sans]

😔

[the-real-sci-sans]

....Do you study hybrids....

No, I haven't yet. There weren't hybrids in my timeline, but there seem to be other timelines. I would love to lean about them

[the-real-sci-sans]

*tapes some glasses* if eind= - L ∆I/∆T then ∆I/∆t means Rate of change of current... :3

@tiny-nightmareblog

Bro, I am being honest. I am not at that level yet :3

[the-real-sci-sans]

Would 😍😍😍

UGHHH🥵UG UH😧 UGHU UG😖 UHG UFF😫 FUHUF UUHG 😖😖😖😖 GGHHHGHGGHHHGGGGGGGGG OH MY GAAAAAAAAAA 💦💦 GGHHHHGGFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKFUCKKKKKKKKKKK 💦🤯🤯😱😱😱💧💦💦💦💦💦 auugghh 🤤🤤😳😳🤗🤗🤭

What do you mean Would ?

What are those noises!? What does 🥵 mean?!

I don't even know you .i don't even know you

He is horrified ...worm

@nootmaresanssthe3rd what do I do Nightmare?!

[nootmaresanssthe3rd]

Ok so what ur gonna do is come the fuck over here and hold my jacket while I put this creature back in the garden that it crawled out of-

[the-real-sci-sans]

walks over and holds onto Nightmare's jacket,

Ok, I will night

[the-real-sci-sans]

hiii Sci!!! ^0^,, i’ve seen that you have cookies. Can I pretty please have one??? Also, hello!! I’m Dream :D

@thytinyshatteredblog

Oh, hello there, kido, it's nice to meet you. Of course you can have a cookie

He notices you're a lil kid

[tiny-nightmareblog]

Okay papa let me introduce you to Dream..MY LOST BROTHER (who may have died)

[the-real-sci-sans]

Does your brother have anywhere to go?

[tiny-nightmareblog]

Don't think so- ...wait...i know that look..

[the-real-sci-sans]

He gives you the "I am going to adopt another child for reasons " look

[tiny-nightmareblog]

NO-

[the-real-sci-sans]

What are you saying no to ?

[tiny-nightmareblog]

No!! I know that loook!!

[the-real-sci-sans]

What look ?

You're too late he adopted he while you were gone , and he also knows he is a ghost

[tiny-nightmareblog]

Seriously papa?

[the-real-sci-sans]

What did I do???

[ohmygodguysitshorrorsans]

Hello, it's nice to meet you. I am new to this whole multiverse thing. What au are you from?

@the-real-sci-sans

Horrortale, buddy.

[the-real-sci-sans]

I haven't heard of it , I am from "pre story "undertale au.

He offers his hand for you to shake

[ohmygodguysitshorrorsans]

Uh-huh…

*Horror didn’t shake his hand. He’d rather keep the hand spike for later. He enjoys stabbing people’s hand with a spike whenever he shook someone’s hand, but he’ll spare Sci. For now.*

[the-real-sci-sans]

Oh , that's fine.

He smiles nervously

Yes, for now >:3

[the-real-sci-sans]

hiii Sci!!! ^0^,, i’ve seen that you have cookies. Can I pretty please have one??? Also, hello!! I’m Dream :D

@thytinyshatteredblog

Oh, hello there, kido, it's nice to meet you. Of course you can have a cookie

He notices you're a lil kid

[tiny-nightmareblog]

Okay papa let me introduce you to Dream..MY LOST BROTHER (who may have died)

[the-real-sci-sans]

Does your brother have anywhere to go?

[tiny-nightmareblog]

Don't think so- ...wait...i know that look..

[the-real-sci-sans]

He gives you the "I am going to adopt another child for reasons " look

[tiny-nightmareblog]

NO-

[the-real-sci-sans]

What are you saying no to ?

[tiny-nightmareblog]

No!! I know that loook!!

[the-real-sci-sans]

What look ?

You're too late he adopted he while you were gone , and he also knows he is a ghost

[ohmygodguysitshorrorsans]

Hello, it's nice to meet you. I am new to this whole multiverse thing. What au are you from?

@the-real-sci-sans

Horrortale, buddy.

[the-real-sci-sans]

I haven't heard of it , I am from "pre story "undertale au.

He offers his hand for you to shake

[the-real-sci-sans]

hiii Sci!!! ^0^,, i’ve seen that you have cookies. Can I pretty please have one??? Also, hello!! I’m Dream :D

@thytinyshatteredblog

Oh, hello there, kido, it's nice to meet you. Of course you can have a cookie

He notices you're a lil kid

[tiny-nightmareblog]

Okay papa let me introduce you to Dream..MY LOST BROTHER (who may have died)

[the-real-sci-sans]

Does your brother have anywhere to go?

[tiny-nightmareblog]

Don't think so- ...wait...i know that look..

[the-real-sci-sans]

He gives you the "I am going to adopt another child for reasons " look

[thytinyshatteredblog]

whuh.. youre gonna adopt me??? :O

[the-real-sci-sans]

If you don't have anywhere to go, you could stay with me and your brother

Gives a sweet smile

[thytinyshatteredblog]

yyaayyy!!!!! :D

okie ^0^

[the-real-sci-sans]

Gives head pats

[thytinyshatteredblog]

*Sci’s hand goes through Dream’s head. Dream is dead, therefore he is not touchable. Dream is a ghost.*

Uh…

:C

[the-real-sci-sans]

:0

How did I do that?! Did I hurt you?

Wow, we weren't expecting that. He will catch on soon enough though

[thytinyshatteredblog]

Uh… nooooo… I don’t think soo..

[the-real-sci-sans]

then how did I do that?

Bro is so stupid he hasn't realised

[thytinyshatteredblog]

I’m a ghoossttt.. :P

[the-real-sci-sans]

Wow .I have never seen a ghost monster like you before. Sorry, I didn't realise . I didn't mean to be rude.

He thinks you mean you're a ghost monster since ghosts of dead people aren't really a think in his timeline

[thytinyshatteredblog]

Ohhh… but I’m not a ghost monster…!!! I’m just dead.

[the-real-sci-sans]

What...

His eyes go black for a second before going back to normal

Oh, ok, kido

He wants to ask questions but doesn't want to be rude. He just guesses this just happens in different aus sometimes

[the-real-sci-sans]

hiii Sci!!! ^0^,, i’ve seen that you have cookies. Can I pretty please have one??? Also, hello!! I’m Dream :D

@thytinyshatteredblog

Oh, hello there, kido, it's nice to meet you. Of course you can have a cookie

He notices you're a lil kid

[tiny-nightmareblog]

Okay papa let me introduce you to Dream..MY LOST BROTHER (who may have died)

[the-real-sci-sans]

Does your brother have anywhere to go?

[tiny-nightmareblog]

Don't think so- ...wait...i know that look..

[the-real-sci-sans]

He gives you the "I am going to adopt another child for reasons " look

[thytinyshatteredblog]

whuh.. youre gonna adopt me??? :O

[the-real-sci-sans]

If you don't have anywhere to go, you could stay with me and your brother

Gives a sweet smile

[thytinyshatteredblog]

yyaayyy!!!!! :D

okie ^0^

[the-real-sci-sans]

Gives head pats

[thytinyshatteredblog]

*Sci’s hand goes through Dream’s head. Dream is dead, therefore he is not touchable. Dream is a ghost.*

Uh…

:C

[the-real-sci-sans]

:0

How did I do that?! Did I hurt you?

Wow, we weren't expecting that. He will catch on soon enough though

[thytinyshatteredblog]

Uh… nooooo… I don’t think soo..

[the-real-sci-sans]

then how did I do that?

Bro is so stupid he hasn't realised

[thytinyshatteredblog]

I’m a ghoossttt.. :P

[the-real-sci-sans]

Wow .I have never seen a ghost monster like you before. Sorry, I didn't realise . I didn't mean to be rude.

He thinks you mean you're a ghost monster since ghosts of dead people aren't really a think in his timeline

[the-real-sci-sans]

hiii Sci!!! ^0^,, i’ve seen that you have cookies. Can I pretty please have one??? Also, hello!! I’m Dream :D

@thytinyshatteredblog

Oh, hello there, kido, it's nice to meet you. Of course you can have a cookie

He notices you're a lil kid

[tiny-nightmareblog]

Okay papa let me introduce you to Dream..MY LOST BROTHER (who may have died)

[the-real-sci-sans]

Does your brother have anywhere to go?

[tiny-nightmareblog]

Don't think so- ...wait...i know that look..

[the-real-sci-sans]

He gives you the "I am going to adopt another child for reasons " look

[thytinyshatteredblog]

whuh.. youre gonna adopt me??? :O

[the-real-sci-sans]

If you don't have anywhere to go, you could stay with me and your brother

Gives a sweet smile

[thytinyshatteredblog]

yyaayyy!!!!! :D

okie ^0^

[the-real-sci-sans]

Gives head pats

[thytinyshatteredblog]

*Sci’s hand goes through Dream’s head. Dream is dead, therefore he is not touchable. Dream is a ghost.*

Uh…

:C

[the-real-sci-sans]

:0

How did I do that?! Did I hurt you?

Wow, we weren't expecting that. He will catch on soon enough though

[thytinyshatteredblog]

Uh… nooooo… I don’t think soo..

[the-real-sci-sans]

then how did I do that?

Bro is so stupid he hasn't realised

[the-real-sci-sans]

hiii Sci!!! ^0^,, i’ve seen that you have cookies. Can I pretty please have one??? Also, hello!! I’m Dream :D

@thytinyshatteredblog

Oh, hello there, kido, it's nice to meet you. Of course you can have a cookie

He notices you're a lil kid

[tiny-nightmareblog]

Okay papa let me introduce you to Dream..MY LOST BROTHER (who may have died)

[the-real-sci-sans]

Does your brother have anywhere to go?

[tiny-nightmareblog]

Don't think so- ...wait...i know that look..

[the-real-sci-sans]

He gives you the "I am going to adopt another child for reasons " look

[thytinyshatteredblog]

whuh.. youre gonna adopt me??? :O

[the-real-sci-sans]

If you don't have anywhere to go, you could stay with me and your brother

Gives a sweet smile

[thytinyshatteredblog]

yyaayyy!!!!! :D

okie ^0^

[the-real-sci-sans]

Gives head pats

[thytinyshatteredblog]

*Sci’s hand goes through Dream’s head. Dream is dead, therefore he is not touchable. Dream is a ghost.*

Uh…

:C

[the-real-sci-sans]

:0

How did I do that?! Did I hurt you?

Wow, we weren't expecting that. He will catch on soon enough though

[the-real-sci-sans]

Would 😍😍😍

UGHHH🥵UG UH😧 UGHU UG😖 UHG UFF😫 FUHUF UUHG 😖😖😖😖 GGHHHGHGGHHHGGGGGGGGG OH MY GAAAAAAAAAA 💦💦 GGHHHHGGFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKFUCKKKKKKKKKKK 💦🤯🤯😱😱😱💧💦💦💦💦💦 auugghh 🤤🤤😳😳🤗🤗🤭

What do you mean Would ?

What are those noises!? What does 🥵 mean?!

I don't even know you .i don't even know you

He is horrified ...worm

@nootmaresanssthe3rd what do I do Nightmare?!