I love you, I'm sorry.

What the hell am I sorry for? Joe Keery, resident babysitter and bat wielding soccer mom for those little shits in Hawkins. gh: numberonebvbysitter

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unfollow please.

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i’m starting to come to the conclusion that @meetmeontheastcoast and i have urls that are too similar to each other. oops

[flurgburgler]

I just wanted to draw some flower crowns man idk

patreon | ko-fi

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you cannot convince me this didn’t really happen

[punkassrichie]

AHSJFLGK

[freetheworms]

if i stop reblogging this, ive died

[2nd100yrs]

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I’m losing brain cells watching Napolean Dynamite for the first time in years. holy shit, the one liners in this one. 

[dateideasforyou]

Date someone who fucking respects you

[shigraki]

“you punched me in the face, you made me walk through shitty water, you brought me to a fucking crackhead house”

“and now…. im gonna have to kill this fucking clown”

[silvicultricks-deactivated20211]

Due to personal reasons I will be becoming a Barbie princess

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Hi there, I’m a friendly lumberjack, Steve Harrington, Joe Keery and thanks to a little role l play in the Netflix original Stranger Things, I also answer to dad. When I’m not being a completely badass, bat wielding super babysitter, I’m weird. There probably should have been more to that thought but it is what it is. I’m 90% sure I could beat you in a dance competition but only if it’s a Tuesday in the middle of June and I’ve had approximately…. way too much to drink. Now the moment you’ve waited for, my google hangouts url that you will surely not type in to start a conversation (but i dare you to anyway): numberonebvbysitter see, i even made it bold so you can’t miss it. be my friend, it’s lonely in hawkins.

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Pokés is the best xkit extension, I’ll fight anyone that says otherwise.