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Latest sketches! Trying to sketch once a day 🤞🏻
Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.
#DISNEY PRINCESS SHURI
I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but
carry me into the sunset, my cephalopod prince
friends, you don’t understand. This ad campaign was goddamn HUGE. They bought out the entirety of multiple train stations in Boston with these. There are so many more, and they’re all this same beautiful combination of questionable/amazing.
@lynne-monstr
This is the best thing in my life
@seananmcguire
I love that this makes you think of me.
@starcrossed-sky
@janiedean
…. so now I get tagged in tentacle porn, YEY EXCELLENT
#QUEEN SHURI #TECH GENIUS #SHUT DOWN BRUCE BANNER
If you see this
You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
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You ruined everything!
Okay a little bit of context here, it is a long tradition in our D&D group to give newcomers one “Wish of the Gods” that allows them to alter one thing about the entire for each person. One time a player skipped a sea serpant battle by using his “Wish of the Gods”. But that is not important this is. By the way this was a homebrew campaign and the final boss battle. Everything had been built up to this.
DM: A head of you stands the Minotaur Warlock, Grawn. He signals you are allowed to go first.
OOC Paladin: WAIT! I want to use my wish!
OOC DM: What wish?
OOC Paladin: My “Wish of the Gods”.
DM: No, you used it and you don’t have another.
OOC Paladin: No I didn’t! Check the sheet.
DM: Okay. I just did and Paladin had not used her wish yet. So go a head.
IC Paladin: GODS HEAR MY PLEA AND GRANT MY WISH! I WISH GRAWN AND I WERE BEST FRIENDS AND ALL HE HAD DONE WAS TO FIND ME AGAIN!
DM: No. No. Noninonononooooooo!!!! (At this point the DM had thrown stuff around) Okay. Grawn looks closely at the Paladin opposing him. She looked like his friend he had lost years ago. In fact it was her! He was so happy he stopped being evil and went made a living picking fucking daisies! THERE! ARE YOU HAPPY PALADIN!? I HAF SPENT MONTHS ANTICIPATING THIS!!!
Needless to say a new rule was made so nobody could so that again.
DM (to our bard): The six cultists shove you to the ground, bow to the massive green dragon, and say, “Oh Great One, we have brought you this gold and this human sacrifice as tribute to your greatness. Please accept our offering.”
Rest of Party, looking on from a distance: Shit. He’s dead. He’s so dead. RIP Edward.
DM: The dragon thanks the cultists and asks if you have any last words.
Bard: I look up at the dragon and say, “I have brought you this gold and these six cultists as tribute to your greatness.”
Rest of Party: OH SHIT!
DM, who was clearly not expecting that: …………roll persuasion.
Bard: 17.
DM: The dragon says, “I like you. Duck.”
Bard: ….I duck?
DM: The dragon incinerates the cultists with his poison breath and leaves you alive, flying off with his treasure.
Bard: Oh my god. I thought I was dead.
DM: Honestly? So did I.
what’s the mood… for april?
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Rih said snapchat cancelled so that means it’s cancelled!!
*Snapchat’s stock continues to go down*
“Following her post, the company’s stock fell nearly four percent to $17.20. That may not sound like much, but according to CNBC, the dip was enough to knock $600 million off the company’s value. “
Reblogging for my education
I find comfort in knowing that people who I’ve cut out of my life are left with this version of me that simply doesn’t exist anymore. The memory and image of me that they have isnt who I am, and I’m happy that it’s that way. I’ve changed and grown and they wont ever get the chance to know the better version of myself that I’ve become during their absence.
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
Athena blessed her with the ability to protect herself and men beheaded her for it.
That’s actually a really intetesting intpretation of it I hadn’t thought of. Most people seem to think Athena turned Medusa into a gorgon as punishment for defiling her temple, but thinking that she did so to protect her from being abused again is interesting and I like it!
Athena’s hands were tied. Yes, she was a powerful Goddess, but she was very much a woman in a “boys club”, and the true offending party (don’t think for a moment that Athena blamed Medusa for being raped in the temple, Athena knows better) held all the cards. There was nothing that Athena could do to punish the true criminal, and she was expected to punish Medusa by everyone else. What’s a Goddess to do when she cannot punish those who need to be punished and is expected to punish not only the truly innocent party, but her most beloved follower? Use that incredible brain power she had to protect Medusa at all costs, and of course the men would see it as punishment, to be have her beauty stripped from her and sent to live in the shadows. Medusa should have been KILLED for supposedly defiling the temple, whether she truly did or not, but she was given the gift of life, and the ability to protect herself and her daughters (who she bore thanks to Poseidon). This is why Medusa’s image was used to signify woman’s shelters and safe houses.
Medusa means “guardian; protectress”, and she was.
holy shit.
So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.
So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day
A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys™ working went on mini rants. “Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn’t trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they can’t get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, ” and “I saw one of the dude’s wearing a teal shirt. It’s fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if you’re gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.”
I live for this commentary fam.
#flower shop/tattoo artist au is out #suit shop/nerd store au is in
I feel the need to add a story to this? My co-worker brought his longboard to work, and one of the suit guys reminisced on how he used to ride pretty often. So Co-Worker and I were like, “Dude, go give it a spin, who cares, this mall is huge.” He was nervous about it because there are mall cops on segways everywhere (with helmets, like bruh, full on Paul Blart) and he was worried he was gonna get caught, and eventually we made a bet that he could ride down to Macy’s and back (it’s like a straight shot). So dead ass, this man hung up his jacket, took a running start, and zipped down the hallway with his tie in the breeze.
He evaded the mall cops and claimed that was, “One of the biggest rushes he’s ever felt.”