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[nunbaka]

i dont use this to post at all, but i need to take this out of my chest:

i have some ideas about a MASSIVE crossover between every piece of media that i like (or like so many of them) that is kinda brainrotting me into oblivion. i will rant about those ideas into this void known as tumblr but if someone wants to talk to me about it, my asks are available

yes, all of the tags in there are of the every single piece of media that i put up into this crossover (and it's incomplete, because i didn't decide some roles in some generations (you'll understand below))

im sorry (its kinda the rise of the brave tangled dragons again, but BIGGER)

for people that are interested: the crossover is named "The Guardians of the Dimensions" (yep, peak creativity, ik) and the premise is as follows:

Our reality, the one that you and i live, is called "the creators dimension" and every single piece of fictional media created in this dimension forms its own reality. Those realities are at risk of destroying themselves at all times because of things called "anomalies": things that shouldn't exist in these dimensions, that are warped from other ones by accident or in purpose.

After the sacrifice of the existence of seven people from the only dimension that disconnected from the creators' one, Destiny, the concept incarnated, used the energy from their sacrifice to "recruit" people that can deal with those anomalies: those potential people are called protagonists.

Those people then have their memories retained and connections destroyed and have to relearn the rules of their own world before trying to fix others, in an attempt to protect the only reality that they know, until now.

All of the guardians are divided into groups that are called generations. Each generation has a theme and each guardian has an unique alias and a role in the generation that they are from. (the latter is basically the system of roles from katekyo hitman reborn, pretty much)

this post is turning kinda big so i will dissect the concepts and stuff in another post

[nunbaka]

first of all: the characters. as said in the other post, they are divided into groups called generations. each one has a theme:

1st generation: the origin (mostly ocs, because is just the seven people that sacrificed their existences to power up Destiny) 2nd generation: the inheritance - their theme is based on things that i watched that changed a little bit of the pop culture so much that it created entire genres or reshaped a lot of what industry makes today they are: Role - Guardian

Sky - Shinichi Kudo (Conan Edogawa) from Detective Conan Sun - Son Goku from Dragon Ball Rain - Buffy Summers from Buffy, The Vampire Slayer Tempest - Elphaba Thropp from Wicked (and the Wizard of Oz series) Lightning - Usagi Tsukino from Sailor Moon Mist - Wednesday Addams from The Addams Family and Wednesday series Cloud - vacant for now 3rd generation: the choice - their theme is based on the choice or illusion of choice that we have because of videogames, therefore all of the guardians of this generation are videogame characters.

they are:

Role - Guardian

Sky - Noctis Lucis Caelum from Final Fantasy XV Sun - vacant for now Rain - vacant for now Tempest - Lara Croft from Tomb Raider series Lightning - Tav from Baldur's Gate 3 Mist - Dante from Devil May Cry series Cloud - Ren Amamiya or Akira Kurusu (Joker) from Persona 5 4th generation: the community - their theme is kinda ironic: these people are considered monsters or are cursed or something obscure like that, but they genuinely try to protect and fit in their community, with various degrees of success. they are:

Role - Guardian

Sky - Elsa of Arendelle from Frozen series Sun - Blitzo Buckzo from Helluva Boss Rain - Rumi Ryu from Kpop Demon Hunters Tempest - Sabrina Spellman from Sabrina the Teenage Witch Lightning - Shigeo Kageyama (Mob) from Mob Psycho 100 Mist - Danny Fenton from Danny Phantom Cloud - Yusuke Urameshi from Yu Yu Hakusho (the last two could switch places, but for now it is like this) 5th Generation: the individuality - their theme is to express individual traits and how they could coexist in a society that doesn't understand plurality. its two generations in one, team wise. They are:

Role - Guardian

Sky - Tsunayoshi Sawada from Katekyo Hitman Reborn and Hiccup Haddock from How to Train Your Dragon Sun - Naruto Uzumaki from Naruto and Merida of Dunbroch from Brave Rain - Ichigo Kurosaki from Bleach and Anne Boonchuy from Amphibia Tempest - James (Jimmy) Isaac Neutron from Jimmy Neutron, boy genius and Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist Lightning - Kaiser de Emperana Beelzebub IV from Beelzebub and Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians Mist - Atsuko (Akko) Kagari from Little Witch Academia and vacant for now Cloud - Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece and Mavis Dracula from Hotel Transyvania 6th generation: the heroism - their theme reflects on the nature of being a hero and what a hero really is.

they are:

Role - Guardian

Sky - Luz Noceda from The Owl House Sun - Izuku Midoriya from My Hero Academia Rain - Adora from She-ra and the Princesses of Power Tempest - Hiro Hamada from Big Hero 6 Lightning - Korra from The Legend of Korra Mist - vacant for now Cloud - Marinette Dupain-Cheng from Miraculous Ladybug and that massive list is why i will reference the generations after these posts of introduction.

[nunbaka]

i dont use this to post at all, but i need to take this out of my chest:

i have some ideas about a MASSIVE crossover between every piece of media that i like (or like so many of them) that is kinda brainrotting me into oblivion. i will rant about those ideas into this void known as tumblr but if someone wants to talk to me about it, my asks are available

yes, all of the tags in there are of the every single piece of media that i put up into this crossover (and it's incomplete, because i didn't decide some roles in some generations (you'll understand below))

im sorry (its kinda the rise of the brave tangled dragons again, but BIGGER)

for people that are interested: the crossover is named "The Guardians of the Dimensions" (yep, peak creativity, ik) and the premise is as follows:

Our reality, the one that you and i live, is called "the creators dimension" and every single piece of fictional media created in this dimension forms its own reality. Those realities are at risk of destroying themselves at all times because of things called "anomalies": things that shouldn't exist in these dimensions, that are warped from other ones by accident or in purpose.

After the sacrifice of the existence of seven people from the only dimension that disconnected from the creators' one, Destiny, the concept incarnated, used the energy from their sacrifice to "recruit" people that can deal with those anomalies: those potential people are called protagonists.

Those people then have their memories retained and connections destroyed and have to relearn the rules of their own world before trying to fix others, in an attempt to protect the only reality that they know, until now.

All of the guardians are divided into groups that are called generations. Each generation has a theme and each guardian has an unique alias and a role in the generation that they are from. (the latter is basically the system of roles from katekyo hitman reborn, pretty much)

this post is turning kinda big so i will dissect the concepts and stuff in another post

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[touchoffleece]

I guess this is technically an Anti Wyler ship post, but about the Addams and their values:

I've seen some people say "Wednesday would date or be ok with Tyler because she herself performed autopsies, tortured her younger brother Pugsley", and other macabre things referenced or depicted in past Addams Family shows, and it strikes me as ironic and worrying that these people are misinterpreting what The Addams Family Show and characters countered in pop culture/society. Just because these characters like the dark, unexpected stuff, doesn't mean they are ok with murder, or that the Addams lack morals. They have them, they just don't follow conventional means or thought processes.

'They're creepy and they're kooky Mysterious and spooky They're all together ooky The Addams family...' 'Neat Sweet Petite...' 'Strange Deranged The Addams family'

Even counting the final verse of the theme song, nothing there says anything about actually being what they appear. Society views them as "Strange" or "Deranged", they may seem "spooky" to visitors (people unused to them), but they aren't as first impressions would imply, as the "Neat, sweet, Petite" line reminds us.

I think a part of this comes from the show also not fully being like the past adaptations where The Addams (despite contrasting conventional societal norms of what we think a "loving" family should look like) at their core were a loving goofy family, and challenged and disproved the conventional nuclear family. These type of people miss the point of who the Addams were, and that they were and are suppose to be the rep for the people labeled "oddballs/freaks" of society. Just because they are different doesn't mean they are pro murdering innocent people, and to say Wednesday would be ok with murder (when even despite that lacking feel of satire towards the conventional from this adaptation of the Addams the show itself has Wednesday working to stop and solve these murders all the while guided by a spirit called Goodie) makes me chuckle in disbelief. I think part of why Enid and Wednesday together drew so many people is that it captures and reminds us of that unconventional love, that quirky love, we got from the past adaptations when we visited the Addams Media, but that is detracting from my "Wednesday Addams is not ok with murder, nor is her family" rant.

[themo-themo]

Currently watching Wednesday.

[nunbaka]

I really dont like the idea of anne being a god, especially because she is likely to do some shit, as every imperfect human does and her point in rejecting the job is kinda this in her discourse. But it gave me an au idea: anne having to babysit a being created by the cat god and teach it to be compassionate and responsible and loving.

In other words: mom!anne au

[milly-the-devil]

IT TOOK PHILIP YEARS TO FIND THE GLYPHS WHEN ALL IT TOOK WAS A FEW MONTHS WITH LUZ FKJJFSKDJ

EDIT:

Good Points!

[liesweliveby]

[liesweliveby]

look at her LOOK at her LOOK AT HER

GOD I’M SO FUCKING GAY

[certificated-angst-enjoyer]

To everyone who think Eda would not be a blushy mess in front of her crush. HAH IN YOUR FACE!!

[ordinaryschmuck]

Luz walks into Eda’s room.

Luz: Hey, Eda, have you seen–

Luz stops mid-sentence, witnessing the dozen empty bottles of apple blood strewn across the room. Eda is in her bed drinking straight from the bottle.

Luz: Uh…Eda?

Eda: LuZ!

Eda staggers her way over to Luz, clamping both hands onto the human’s face.

Eda: Look at–Hey! Don’t look at the bottles. Look at me. Listen, you–Listen…you…need to go to that Blight girl…and tell her the truth.

Luz: What–

Eda: You go–Hey, here’s what you’re going to do. You’re going to go up to Blight manor, knock on the doorbell, get down on one knee, and just let it all out.

Luz: That’s not–

Eda: And you promise me–PROMISE ME that you will do everything and anything that couples should do. Like kiss, makeout, hold hands, go on dates, get married, have kids–real kids–and-and-and go on walks in the parks where it’s just-just the two of you and-and you stare deep into their beautiful green eyes and-and-and-and you them–You tell them Luz! You them that-that they are your whole world! And you would do anything and everything if it meant you get to see them one more time. Just to say all of this to their face!

Eda breaks down crying, slumping to the floor while having a firm grip on Luz’s leges.

Luz: …We need to have a talk about this in the morning.

[i-am-shitpost]

OK OK I KNOW WE’RE ALL GOING BATSHIT FOR RAEDA AND KING SPECIES PERSON AND KING CLAWTHORNE BUT JUST…LOOK

I feel like we’re not talking enough about THIS.

THAT TATTOO?? THATS THE MAGIC SEAL THEY GIVE TO ALL COVEN MEMBERS AND NOW WE KNOW IT CAN BE USED TO CONTROL OR TORTURE THE PERSON. THEY ARE BIO WEAPONS ON EVERY WITCH ON THE BOILING ISLES.

Also seeing how bard magic works?? I was really curious and I was really excited to see this:

[tigerwolfdemon21]

Raine: So you have two kids?

Eda: legally yes. Emotionally I lost count after five.

Raine:

(However long it takes for Camila to show up)

Camila: So you two have two kids?

Eda&Raine: Legally yes. But Emotionally we lost count after six

Camila: (looks at these two idiots and the twelve kids/teens in the living room) Would you like to give them another parent?

Raine: please

Eda: we don't know what we're doing

Raine: I don't even know where half of them came from

[skipsjack]

Eda x rayne x camilia for any au

its what they deserve

[rayj4ck]

New shipping dynamic just dropped courtesy of the Camilia x Raine x Eda OT3

The Voice of Reason x The “A Little Wild but Mostly Sensible” x The “Totally Off the Fuckin Rails”

You know who’s who

[geezmarty]

camileda compilation…give luz two moms (prayer emoji)

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

What do you think of trans women? Personally as a trans woman I think there are no words in the english language to describe how amazing we are

I think you’re great and trans women are always the best at choosing names??? I met a trans woman once whose name was Aphrodite. Straight up. Killer name if you ask me

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

More details about Aphrodite: I met her and her girlfriend in line for an LGBT club the Christmas before the pandemic. She was so stunning. She was tall, her bone structure was like that of a Greek statue, and she had this gorgeous long curly hair that just looked so healthy and shiny. I’ve never seen healthier looking hair in my life. Her makeup was subtle but unmistakably glittery. She approached me to tell me that my eyeshadow was gorgeous and asked me where I got it. Inside the club she then told me I was the most beautiful woman on earth and vanished into the night.

[joyflameball]

I don’t think you just met a trans woman I think you met the actual fucking Aphrodite

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

And I will never forget her.

[joyflameball]

This means Aphrodite is a trans woman

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

She’s Latina too since I’m Brazilian and this happened near my hometown!

Aphrodite also spoke just.. so calmly. Like she knew without a shadow of a doubt that eventually everything was gonna be ok. She gave me a feeling of peace.

When she told me I was beautiful she didn’t just go “OMG YOU’RE SO PRETTY”. Instead, she approched me at the bar inside the club, looked at me for a few seconds, smiled fondly, twirled a piece of my hair not flirtatiously, but like a grandmother who hasn’t seen their grandchild in ages, and said to me in Portuguese “você é linda de parar o coração” (aka, “you’re beautiful enough to stop a heartbeat”), gave me another smile, and then disappeared- never to be seen again.

[rat-of-the-sky-on-fire-deactiva]

No you literally met Aphrodite