A Day In The Life Of Me :D

Tegan - Bi - Nurse - SA.

[heyepiphora]

Dildo carnival: a HUGE sex toy giveaway!

Step right up: I’m throwing a DILDO CARNIVAL! 🎪 Forget lousy stuffed animal prizes; this huge giveaway is the biggest of the year, featuring over 60 sex toys plus all kinds of fun attractions.

I’m giving away the best sex toys on earth – everything from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses to gender products to porn and gift cards! Most prizes are available to international folks as well.

This year, in addition to the usual giveaway widget, I’ll be running an array of mini giveaways on social media! These attractions will be unveiled as the giveaway goes on, so keep your eyes peeled!

Enter now!

[nursetegz]

uuuggghhh

Only one assignment to go this semester thank goodness

Who’s good idea was it to do full time work and a graduate certificate?

[mariasgf]

[fluffytherapy]

[samesamebutdifferent-deactivate]

my name is cow and wen she sits benethe the stall withe tiny kit

I hav no hands withe which to pat I use mye tung I lik the cat

[throes-of-redemption]

my name is cat and with tha kit In front of stall we lyk to sit

I feel her tongue I say meow I have a fren Her name is cow

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Netflix and _____” would make a great black card for Cards Against Humanity.

[beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood]

Avocado Caprese Salad…RECIPE

[taylorswift]

Meerkat Manor.

[nightkunoichi-deactivated202111]

PSA

Your server is a human!

Your server is a human!

Your server is a human!

Your server is a fucking human!

[moved-to-korrigantsionnach-deac]

I thought this was about like a computer server and I was understandably frightened for a moment

[angrybisexuals]

[sizvideos]

[mermaidtittiezzz-deactivated201]

Hey watcha guys lookin at?

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

This was funnier than it should’ve been

[vivalalexii]

lol wtf hell nah

[undopped]

[ramosgnr]

[alinadrajeel]

Send me kinks and i'll respond with :) or :(

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by superschutte)

[indycena]

[beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood]

Crispy smashed potatoes with avocado garlic aioli…RECIPE

[nicollekidman]

*likes your personal post that i don’t fully understand or have context for just so you know i’m listening and i care about you*