ringing pavlov's bell

Gabriel, 30, Brazil, he/him, a dad. I teach Portuguese and English, and translate stuff sometimes.

[manicpixiegirlboy]

[gildedruin]

I have can’t stop thinking of Penelope Featherington disease.

[furryprovocateur]

lets give it up for pretentious bitches i love snobs who try to keep intellectualism alive gooooooo assholes

[furryprovocateur]

"are you serious" look like it or not annoying assholes are a vital part of the "weird art" ecosystem and without them everyone would talk about iron man dying as the modern last supper. we need these bitches

[redmyeyes]

Art and Patrick and Art and Tashi and Patrick and Tashi and Art and Patrick and Tashi, and together they find a rhythm.

CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

[everyluxoziatonce]

i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing

[retrogamingblog2]

Cubone Skull Hair Pin made by Batuhan Çağlı

[wumbo-calling-deactivated202512]

The Web is not for looking at processed ai garbage and scrolling short form videos endlessly. The Web is for old forums with debates over what the best starter album is for a new listener to an old band. The Web is for looking at grainy, black and white pictures of musicians. The Web is for downloading your favourite songs and sometimes entire albums. That is what the World Wide Web is for.

[chromolume]

so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics

[the-last-punbender]

This is the opposite of a recipe blog

[rockyp77mk3]

The Shadow Of Mount Rainier Causing A Gap In The Sunset.

[honeydewcorporation]

Wrong: Darkness Beam Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[popclture]

Fiona Apple by Ohashi Jin (2000)

[moneypuzzleexchanger]

I think there's been too much bluetooth in the air people have been so angry lately and i've heard violent laughter in the streets

[plasmalink]

hey, i noticed that your fantasy setting has bandits. idk that's kind of problematic :/ they literally kill people and steal stuff? like????? fantasy is meant to be an escape from real life, i just don't get why you had to do this :////

[jupiterstupiter]

Um your Sci fi story has bad people I noticed, that's kinda problematic :/ I mean it's the future so why are there still bad people and why is there still conflict???? Why did you do this :////

[presiding]

there is no turning back from the path he's chosen.

daud by @ferretrix commissioned for the contract

[ivyjinna]

Lord souls and discovery of first flame.

[soracities]

Marin Sorescu, "Getting Used to Your Name" (trans. Gabriela Dragnea) [ID'd]

[mumblingsage]

My medieval and ancient ancestors watching me trying to charge my laptop and connect to WiFi: Ah, yes, she must feed her magic mirror on the telluric current and summon the spirits of knowledge from the aether.

My ancestors watching me proceed to doomscroll on Twitter: Alas! She is beguiled by the cruel babblings of the demons within the mirror; soon she will descend into melancholy from the things she has witnessed.

[tarrarre]

the only reason i know about girl math and girl dinner is because of people on here complaining about those terms. and those people who first started complaining saw it on tiktok. so heres the thing. why dont we all just never look at tiktok again forever. then these things won't happen anymore.