Bush Did 9/11

Lol

[hawaiianbread]

we built this city

[nehaaya-deactivated20160311]

*eats you out as a friend*

[amerikkkanpie-deactivated201903]

Blows your back out as your homie

[thepoetspace-deactivated2014090]

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

[revitiligo-deactivated20150118]

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

[iknownothingisalliknow]

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

[chiefsimba-deactivated20140812]

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

[mrcheyl]

Let’s you sit on my face cause I wanna be supportive.

[dolichomorph]

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

[lady-kaede-deactivated20181029]

My ankles never twist.  I’ve always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away.  I pulled my shoe on and kept running.

I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button.  I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break.  My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots.  I knew a guy who never made an error when typing.

Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don’t realize you have.  Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside.

[toocutetopay-deactivated2016021]

this is the cutest post i have ever read…

[padmedala]

Nooo I’ve actually shared this theory before. Like my Dad is really lucky finding parking spaces. And I’ve never cracked my phone even though I drop it on the time and have an average case. Like what if everybody gets one trivial part of their life that they’re illogically lucky at?

[mushroam]

rip vine pt. 2

[artifixial]

when u offer someone ur food just to be polite and they accept it 

[stability]

[zodiaciller]

or a drowning

[avatarkose]

[psych-facts]

In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

Abraham Lincoln (via psych-facts)

[babygoatsandfriends]

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[securesuggestions]

Someone thinks about you before they go to bed

[ml-j]

the devil and how he’s gonna fuck up my day when he wakes up

[tiralatele]

[purplelittlemermaid]

Fucking witchcraft oh my god

[weloveshortvideos]

How is Bieber not a pro skateboarder

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

if you were a drink what would you be

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

everyone’s like “bleach” or “sewage” please calm down edgelords

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

[dukedimone-deactivated20170417]

Daddy versus daughter: Beatbox Battle Pt. 2

[esoteric-law89-deactivated20241]

She murked his ass

[trextev-deactivated20260105]

He was all into it too when she killed his ass 😂😂

[mielparaoshun]

Is this real? She’s so good omg

[tezthinks-deactivated20190105]

Bruhhhh 🔥🔥🔥

[lostinjazzieland]

Straight fire!

[seek-to-live]

YOOOOO

[12-g-deactivated20171009]

FINISH HIM lmao the thing is though it’s obvious they have a great relationship

[fabriczoo-deactivated20151027]

[cybersupport]