‘What kind of overalls does Mario wear?’
Yep, I laughed out loud
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‘What kind of overalls does Mario wear?’
Yep, I laughed out loud
"What happened to all my porn?"
I say as i scroll through tumblr with heavy eyes at 3 AM.
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
M ILKY E H
IT HAS RETURNED
FOUND IT
IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH
reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog
Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog
this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots
I mean it’s my duty to reblog this.
why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names
it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty,
you are no match for Xanax the Wise
viagra
Who hurt this boye. Fuck you.
This week on "what the FUCK is joji wearing":
Maxi Pads as shoes
Those SHORTS
Let Joji fuck me up god. Be respectful and loving for once.
Why does joji dance like my 5 year old nephew when he’s tired
Why isn’t Joji your tired 5 year old nephew?
🅱️🅾️💲™️🅰️L🅾️N E
The future beings are gonna try to decode this shit.
This ungodly image came to me and I had to get it out of my system or I would die
Joji Joji Literature Club
Fucking stop. nuh uh. The same shit happened with Dream Daddy. Not fuckin havin it.
“Naw you lookin like a snack”
the boys reacting to you kissing them out of nowhere.
Ian: you lean back looking into his eyes only to see him showing all his teeth and breathing heavily. “edubs did noat geev consent” he says as he crawls into your broom closet
Joji: Joji immediately condenses into his celestial orb form. His powers are too strong right now - if he were to reciprocate any emotion, you would likely be vaporized and launched into another dimension due to the sheer, pure form his angelic emotions were in. He often shows only a sliver of his true form, and even then he comes off as overly emotional. He exists on a different plane and therefore his true range and potency of emotions is incomprehensible. Despite this, he harvests the love birthed from your kiss and distributes it to every human on the planet. All they needed was a little compassion. Every act of hate is not reversed, but another one does not occur. Instead, they look back on their old ways and learn instead of sulk. They forgive themselves. No animal roams the street hungry. No family cannot afford to cloth their child. Every school has the budget they need. The earth is at peace. Joji closes his eyes. A white mist forms around him and he condenses back into his human form, the form you have come to know and love. He gives you a squinty smile and kisses your forehead, “everything is okay.” He whispers. A single tear rolls down his face. The clouds part to reveal a rainbow and yet it is still lightly raining on the two of you.
Max: OI THE FOOK MATE ARE YEH FOOKIN GAY??? CRIKEY DINGO LOOKIN ARSEHOLE IN A WALLABY’S NEST OF SHITE WHAT THE FOOK ARE YEH DOIN YEH UGLY ARSE GAY ARSE BLOKE??? CRIKEY MATE OI THIS VIDEO IS FOOKED AAAAAAAA
“edubs did noat geev consent”
No i feel like Ian would smile awkwardly and then push up his glasses and giggly/angrily say “The fuck cunt, do i know you?”
I’m so freaking sad!! *jacks off*
This speaks to me on every fucking level and I hate it.
I think I’m onto something here...
all of jojis songs are about don krez
I think you’re on to something 🤔
Shit fuck. I feel like this could become a huge theory and Joji would legit confirm it.
*screaming*
I feel like Jon would lowkey take the offer.
When I scroll on my dashboard all I see are conversations i’m not in. Fuck this all I follow are porn and joji accounts please suck my aaa