hi hello, my name is ᵎᵎ KIKO / AKI / MORTY 𓂃₊ twenties. se-asian. she / they pronouns. cancer. entp-a. self-shipper. anti-censorship. interactions come from @pinkiko <3
BYF. I come in here when I need a time-out from main! blog mostly contains spam, shitposts, politics, some PSAs, self-ships (mostly natsuya and dream here), the occasional vents, the occasional writing -> nsfw & sfw, probably crack, dc.
I’m also unfortunately not free of any free thoughts so you’ll see me yap a lot about it here <3 (posts tagged #!free)
tag system + DNI + masterlist below the cut
TAGS. #!texts (thoughts) #!kikomail (asks) #tw [trigger] (tw format) #!for aki (comms + gifts from friends <3)
DNI. minors, anti dc, anti aging up, character & fandom gatekeepers, fit the basic dni criteria, complain about writers & tropes in the main tags
MASTERLIST
no word count = thirst / drabble / hc / misc ; NSFW marked with (✱)
「 FREE 」
Natsuya Kirishima: Canon info
Natsuya Kirishima: Day off “mood board”
Various: The little things they do
Various: Free boys as frat boys
「 HXH 」
Chrollo Lucilfer: Come back to bed — ✱, 900+
「 RESIDENT EVIL 」
Leon S. Kennedy: Vanilla sex & blowjobs — ✱
「 WIND BREAKER 」
Umemiya Hajime: Bountiful Harvest 101
「 HAIKYUU 」
Various: It’s late and you text them you’re hungry
since becoming a barista i have noticed a few very distinct typologies among my customers. such as:
the woke left: young and fashionable. visible tattoos. often enjoys matcha, lavender flavoring, oat milk, and cold foam. pretty decent customers.
sweet old man: drinks very sweet iced lattes, pays in cash, puts all of his change in the tip jar. sometimes orders hot coffee and i get scared that his shaky old man hands will spill it and he'll get burned but that has not yet happened and god willing never shall.
evil old man: only wants drip coffee and declares it ridiculous that any other form of coffee exists. some variants only want americanos and these variants are even scarier. watch out.
sweet old woman: might need her daughter's help to order but is very bubbly and open to trying new things. compliments baristas freely and frequently.
evil old woman: does not want coffee and only wants sweet tea or soda. will not tip even if she spends three hours in the shop repeatedly asking baristas to fetch things for her.
errand husband: either stiltedly recites an order to you or shows you the order in their texts/notes app. needs to step out of line and make a phone call if you ask any follow-up questions.
grindset girlie: always wearing scrubs, an apron, and/or a name tag. orders the exact same thing every day and knows the exact change she'll need to pay for it. her regular order is both extremely caffeinated and extremely sweet.
#mamabear: is actively wrangling two to four children while ordering. order changes repeatedly because the children cannot decide if they want a muffin or a cookie or apple juice or chocolate milk etc. for some reason these women are always wearing an article of clothing or carrying some personalized item that says "mama" on it.
schoolchildren: band of two to eight adolescents hanging out after school. extremely indecisive but generally quite polite and tip well.
amnesiac in love: grown adult who needs their partner to tell them what they like. gets asked a question about their own preferences and turns to their partner to answer for them. generally acts like a shy child looking to their guardian for behavioral cues if you try to interact with them and only wants to talk to mommy i mean their wife.
this of course is not an exhaustive list but those are just some of the most consistent Types i get. ok bye xoxo
i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands
credits to me. feel free to use and save. of course credit would be appreciated but it is not required. I’m just making these for fun <3 | requested by @justcallmesakira ( I hope these are to your liking, if not don’t hesitate to tell me. I know I said three days but I was up all night and decided to just do them. I gave you a lot of options if you couldn’t tell 😭 and I put some simple line dividers at the bottom, I really hope you like them 🫶🏻✨)
Tbcccccccch I would like to join servers and play dolls with my friends but what’s 100% keeping me from doing so is seeing all the people in them that have / had me blocked ashdhshdjd
hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you
Something nobody prepares you for is that the better you get at writing the harder it becomes. beginners write freely because they don't know enough to know what's wrong. then you learn. and suddenly you can see every single flaw in real time as you're making it and you have to write anyway while your own brain is in the corner going "that's a weak verb. that transition is lazy. you've used that word three times." getting good at this is mostly just getting better at ignoring yourself.
I really do wish meeting new people when you're autistic didn't result in the person viewing you as secretly evil for at least a month before realizing you just act slightly different than others without ulterior motive. I get that people meet a lot of assholes in life but omg. I didn't do anything
People in a fandom who don’t post art/fics, but who reblog/like/follow/otherwise support artists and creators, my beloveds
If artists are the backbone of a fandom, then you all are the muscles. Connecting everyone and everything. Spreading fun and whimsy. That’s real neat, I think
