lxxptr:
“Okay, don’t tell me any boring stories again.”
“Okay, J.K. Rowling. If you think my stories are so bad, why don’t you throw one of your own at me?”

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lxxptr:
“Okay, don’t tell me any boring stories again.”
“Okay, J.K. Rowling. If you think my stories are so bad, why don’t you throw one of your own at me?”
Like this for a starter!!
thexnyctophiliacs:
“You better watch what you say around here,” Aiden speaks to the other not bothering to glance at them as he continued to shovel his meal down. The words meant as a warning more than anything, the creatures that frequented the hole in the wall dive bar didn’t take kindly to strangers especially those that ran their mouths. For once the dragon didn’t feel up to ending his night in a bar brawl.
Having just gotten rid of one of the creeps that hung around this dive bar, Tree was surprised to see she had something else to prevent her from enjoying her peanuts and cocktail. She looked at the stranger with an all-too-confident look. After dying about a dozen times, there was almost nothing that scared Tree off, even if she had just been ditched by her sorority sisters and was all alone in some dank bar. “I think I’ll be fine, thank you,” she said matter-of-factly.
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chingcna:
“Really? Why not! Personally, Winter break was terrible when it came to sales so I can’t wait for everyone to come back and tell me how much they missed Invader Zim’s Salad.“
“ Unluckily for me, I’m not exactly living the thrilling life of a-- green smoothie enthusiast. “
@chingcna liked for a starter !!
“ Ugh. Winter break went by too fast. I’m not ready for a new semester. “
lxxptr:
“Is this the part where I pretend I was listening?”
“ Well, gee, thanks. Remind me to never tell you a story ever again. “
“Hi, uh -- have we met before? “
His name’s Carter. We didn’t have sex, but if I finally make it through this day somehow, I’m gonna have his babies.
Lots to do, gotta go.
Happy Death Day (2017)
Would you please stop looking at me like I took a dump on your mom’s head?
Jessica Rothe as Tree Gelbman in Happy Death Day (2017)
‘ will you please stop staring at me like i took a dump on your mom’s head? ’