mindless pondering of my last brain cell

[evildevil42]

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

[nxlipot]

Hello plant people of tumblr, I recently bought this sweet little thing from Walmart and I have run into the issue that I have no idea what she is or how to take care of her. If someone knows what kind of plant this is, please let me know!

[nxlipot]

y'all I recently got into the podcast Dreamboy and I absolutely love it, but I realized that it has run its course and I desperately would like to listen to something similar, so if anyone has recommendations please let me know!

[rivertellsstories]

Mike, Ike, Davey And Sarah: twin head canon time

The ‘quadruplet’ is born the day Dave introduces Sarah as his twin sister. Mike and Ike convince Dave and Sarah to pretend they’re all part of a quadruplet.

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Mike: So these are all my twins, Ike, Sike and Dike.

David: p l e a s e d o n ‘ t s a y t h a t .

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Sarah: meet my twin brothers, David, Mavid and Iavid.

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Jack: Mike, go get your brother

Mike: *returns with a confused Davey*

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Ike: HA SYKE!

Sarah: you called?

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Davey: I kind of miss my twin rn

Mike and Ike: *dramatically hugging him* we’re right here!

[robdowneyjr]

+  BONUS:

[nxlipot]

I could die happy if someone drew Keith and Shiro doing “Get help” from Thor 3. Honestly, that’s all I want in life.

[justabunchoflaziness-deactivate]

Did it. 

[nxlipot]

This is absolutely amazing!!!!!!! Bless your soul

[nxlipot]

I could die happy if someone drew Keith and Shiro doing "Get help" from Thor 3. Honestly, that's all I want in life.

[shitty-check-please-aus]

Au where jack is a cactus. Jactus.

I like the way you think

[nxlipot]

check please but every time there’s a pie it gets faster

[showsonface]

THE CROSSOVER NOBODY ASKED FOR: WTNV + OMGCP

It is possible you will see hockey players at the ice rink. Do not approach them. Do not approach the ice rink.

Would you rather have a faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home? Or 1000 roaches?

Bitty: “Kent Parson. You don’t do anything except bring unacceptably dry scones to NHL meetings and take grammatically disastrous minutes on your shifts as meeting secretary. GET IT TOGETHER, KENT!”

Annie’s Coffee: Devour your own empty heart.

Ransom: “Angels are not real, and we are not allowed to know about their existence or hierarchical structure.”

Bitty, upon meeting Jack: “A new man came into the haus today. Who is he? What does he want from us? Why his perfect and beautiful cheekbones? Why his perfect and beautiful ass?” 

“… And now, the weather.” *BEYONCE BLASTING THROUGH THE HAUS SPEAKERS*

(inspired partly by this post by @cardamoms but mostly by the insanity that is hiatus)

but wAIT, THERE’S MORE: [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [extra]

[nxlipot]

HOLY SHIT

[purincesss-deactivated20220714]

IM CRYING

[aestheticsuper]

marvel: Peter Parker • Spider-Man

Your friendly neighborhood, Spider-Man.

[scorperion]

names have power; pt1/2

Dylan Forsberg as James Sirius Potter

Georgie Hobday as Lily Luna Potter

Darwin Gray as Albus Severus Potter

Lucky Blue Smith as Scorpius Malfoy

Dudley y O'Shaughnessy as Hugo Weasley

Ashley Moore as Rose Weasley

Reece King as Fred Weasley II

Ella Eyre as Roxanne Weasley

Benjamin Jarvis as Lysander Scamander

Benjamin Jarvis as Lorcan Scamander

[deep-thot]

Pocahontas Live Action Fancast

Q’orianka Kilcher as Pocahontas

Martin Sensmeier as Kocoum

Gil Birmingham as Chief Powhatan

Zahn McClarnon as Kekata

Tayana Beatty as Nakoma

Meryl Streep as Grandmother Willow (voice)

Sam Claflin as John Smith

Nicholas Hoult as Thomas

Kevin Spacey as Governor Ratcliffe

Gerard Butler and Iain Glen as Ben & Lon

Matthew Gray Gubler as Wiggins

[paintingraves]

MACUSA’S MOST WANTED  : GRINDELWALD’S FOLLOWERS. 

[graveltotempomp3]

Can someone talk to me about George if he had survived the Mortal Cup?

Simon finally starting to teach all about the pop culture to George

George meeting Clary properly and becoming friends

George siding with Simon against Jace 

GEORGE LOVELACE AND ISABELLE LIGHTWOOD FRIENDSHIP

Simon presenting George as his friend from military school to his mom, and George saying ‘He’s like a brother to me’

George and Simon having inside jokes from Shadowhunter Academy

Naming all the demons they meet ‘Jon Cartwright X, XI’ etc

George and Simon going in mission together

GEORGE BECOMING IZZY’S PARABATAI

George overcoming his fear of Max, and offering to babysit him

Max LOVING George so much that Alec is always to Simon ‘Can I leave my son with your brother?’ and George loving it

Jace putting George under his protective wing

SIMON AND GEORGE BEING ROOMMATES AGAIN

Clary being Izzy’s bridesmaid and George being Simon’s best man

GEORGE LOVELACE

[ikkixsj]

¡Spideypool Reverse!

credits:  @wonderfuldream14