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#Rivers stuff for well... my stuff on this blog :) Noosies and Tuck 5Ever feel free to ask me hc's!

[brothertedd-deactivated20240822]

[thewickedwilds]

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

[shittycryptids]

Cerberus but instead of being 3 dogs it’s just 3 suburban mothers.

[buckysredhenley]

love me some enemies to friends to lovers trope

[anais-ninja-bitch]

noooo, don’t be mortified by the ordeal of being known…you’re so loveable lol

[ithelpstodream]

the kids are alright.

[smartassjen]

This is kinda perfect.

[glowingangel]

if anyone ever tries to tell u that racism/sexism/ableism/etc. are “natural” just show them this video

[realityrainfall]

Those two that just could not come up with any differences! They were like “we both got glasses, both got these red sweaters, maybe we’re different heigh- nope we’re the same height… well shit we’re perfectly the same!”

[riotlion]

Those kids were perfect

[rae-redacted]

Whenever I see this video I’m always struck that the kids are so quick to say what their friends are GOOD AT or what their friends enjoy. They’re so quick to build each other up!

[feastofsnakes]

Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

[ulibeanzz]

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign" 

[incorrectquotes-inc]

[shencomix]

[lottiedoesthings]

Tuck Everlasting AU collab event!

@rivertellsstories and I created a ghost hunters au together! Check out @rivertellsstories amazing fic that goes with my illustration here:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21069122

Thanks @tuck-everlasting-shitposts for hosting such a fun event

[rivertellsstories]

Lookie look peeps, it’s a collab!!! Feast your eyes upon this magnificent piece of art. Her hair? Wack. The way that it’s inked? Wack. The way that it’s oh so carefully shaded? Wack.

[sadhoc]

bastard’s degree

[sadhoc]

bastard of sciences

[laboradorescence]

motherfucker of arts

[luxwing]

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

[succulentbud]

shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that’s extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge

[rivertellsstories]

Hadestown is just so fucking

Tender

Baby

[dal-selfships]

oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy

[equalitymeanseveryonethesame-de]

oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince's room because he is in love with him

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Oh to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener boy up the wall for his secret deliveries in the middle of the night

[a-2-a]

Oh to be the prince's best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.

[misha-moose-dean-burger-lover]

Oh to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending

[aliiiiiiice]

oh to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the prince's personal life and who dies of dysentry at age 23

[phantomrose96]

Prompt-based fandom events are when you really learn everyone’s colors like you’ll find the people who take the prompt “death” and come up with some smarmy ship-art of character A and character B walking over dead leaves while wearing scarves and drinking hot cider and then you’ll find the people who take the prompt “sunshine” and write how a bright glint of sunshine reflected off the barrel of a gun is the absolute last thing character A sees before taking a bullet to the chest

you can lead a content creator to water but you sure as fuck can’t make him drink

[allthingshyper]

content creators, much like the elder gods, must not be given requests that can be left to interpretation, for the results bring madness upon the unwary

[tuck-everlasting-shitposts]

Tuck Everlasting AU Collab Event!

Woah an event????? Here’s what you need to know!

An AU Collab Event???? What is that?

Basically what will happen is you’ll fill out an application and I’ll assign you a partner. One fanfic writer and one fanartist. You’ll both get an AU prompt and have to collaborate on a project together! Anything from a simple fanfic and matching fanart or as complex as an online storybook. The sky’s the limit!

When does this take place?

Applications are open as soon as this post is up and will be closed on October 3rd 2019. You will then have one week to make your collaboration. The Event will officially conclude on October 10th. 

How do I sign up? 

An application is right here!

What if I have more questions?

Feel free to send an ask my way and any questions will be answered!

[tuck-everlasting-shitposts]

The deadline for the conclusion is extended to the 17th!

[tuck-everlasting-shitposts]

Tuck Everlasting AU Collab Event!

Woah an event????? Here’s what you need to know!

An AU Collab Event???? What is that?

Basically what will happen is you’ll fill out an application and I’ll assign you a partner. One fanfic writer and one fanartist. You’ll both get an AU prompt and have to collaborate on a project together! Anything from a simple fanfic and matching fanart or as complex as an online storybook. The sky’s the limit!

When does this take place?

Applications are open as soon as this post is up and will be closed on October 3rd 2019. You will then have one week to make your collaboration. The Event will officially conclude on October 10th. 

How do I sign up? 

An application is right here!

What if I have more questions?

Feel free to send an ask my way and any questions will be answered!

[rivertellsstories]

Tuckies rise up