“I AM GABRIEL, WHO STAND BEFORE GOD, AND AM SENT TO
SPEAK TO THEE, AND TO BRING THEE THESE GOOD TIDINGS.”
ind. priv. & sel. oc for the archangel gabriel originally established july 2012. re-established august 2018. carrd. character details. ©
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“I AM GABRIEL, WHO STAND BEFORE GOD, AND AM SENT TO
SPEAK TO THEE, AND TO BRING THEE THESE GOOD TIDINGS.”
ind. priv. & sel. oc for the archangel gabriel originally established july 2012. re-established august 2018. carrd. character details. ©
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Bad Omens - San Antonio (i think this might be my favorite)
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Domestic Starter Sentences
Shoving everything into the closet doesn't count as cleaning.
Hey, is the internet down for you too.
Touch the thermostat and I'll kill you.
I asked for a quiet morning, not whatever this is.
And just how long were you going to let me keep watering a fake plant!?
Don't you even think of walking in here with those muddy shoes, I just mopped!
Why would you leave your wet towel on the bed!?
Come here, your hair's sticking up weird.
I said we just needed milk, why did you buy six loaves of bread?
Well maybe I wouldn't have to eat it with a spoon if somebody had done the dishes!
I'm not really sure if we need bleach or a flamethrower for the leftovers in the back of the fridge.
Did you seriously put the empty cereal box back in the pantry?
(insert name here), you have five seconds to explain why my white shirts have all turned pink.
Who left the fridge open?!
You do know you're supposed to wash your used cups, not collect them on your nightstand, right?
You said you’d take the trash out three hours ago.
Hey, have you seen my phone?
I cooked, which means you get to do the dishes.
I'm going shopping, do you want to come?
You couldn't have left me at least a little hot water?!
Stop stealing the covers!
You fell asleep on the couch again. Come to bed.
Isn't that my shirt?
Are we out of milk?
Give my muse an item, see how they react.
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Texts From Last Night Starter Sentences
Is this a genuine concern or are you just drunk?
I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"…
I literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
You googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Almost accidentally stole a baby… explain later
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
This is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
So… Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address…
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
Shopping Related Lyrics Starter Sentences
No, no, no, you don't understand. I'm buying myself this as a reward for not spending recklessly.
We just came for eggs, how did we end up with all this?
I don't think you'll fit in the cart.
Stop smelling every candle in the store!
I think we'll be stuck here for a while, (insert name here) just ran into someone they know.
Look, it was on sale, which means I basically saved us money by buying it!
Oh come on, the generic doesn't even taste that different then the name brand.
Why do we always get the squeaky cart?
I can't reach the zipper, can you come in here and help me?
We came in here for one thing. How is our cart completely full?
You know I can't resist a good sale!
You can give me puppy dog eyes all you want, I'm not buying you anything.
Let's find a dressing room, I want to see how you look in this!
My card just got declined.
When did these get so expensive!
Stop looking at the price tag.
Do you remember where we parked?
We've been shopping for ages, can we at least stop and get food?
Be patient, I still have five more outfits to try on.
You're going to get us kicked out of the store.
Do you think this would look good on me?
Why did you buy so many?
I picked this out for you. Just trust me, go try it on.
Put it back, we're not buying it.
Worried & Scared Sentences, Vol. 3
(Sentences for muses who are in trouble and are worried or scared because of it. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"You didn't get that urge you get? You know, to do something silly?"
"I'm worried about you. I think you might need some help."
"I can't physically stop you, but I'm not letting you out of my sight!"
"Why can't you just leave things alone?"
"Something's making my neck hairs stand up..."
"Being frightened is a normal, natural human function, just like breathing. It's how you react to fright that really counts."
"How do I know you're actually you?"
"I've never seen you show caution, which is itself a cause for concern."
"You said you wouldn't freak out!"
"Do you spook easily?"
"I was scared, and I still am."
"The major ingredient in any recipe for fear is the unknown."
"You shouldn't have come back. I have a bad feeling about this."
"I'm not sure I should get involved with this..."
"Don't kill me - or if you have to, please do it humanely!"
"Are we really going to pretend that didn't just happen?"
"This is exactly the sort of thing that got you into trouble in the first place!"
"We should probably sleep in shifts, just in case."
"If everything's going to be alright, why are you taking a gun?"
"You're not a serial killer, are you?"
"Can you promise me it's going to be okay? Please?"
"I need you to pull yourself together. Can you do that?"
"You missed the turn. Where are you taking me?"
"I may be a coward, but I'm not a fool!"
"I hate it when you have ideas. It makes me very nervous."
"This really freaks me out!"
"Do you see something behind me?"
"This may be a silly question, but do you have a plan?"
"Someone might see us!"
"Why do you always have to make me feel so uneasy?"
"Don't drink that! It could be poisoned!"
"We're in uncharted territory; the time for caution has long passed."
"I thought they made those things illegal!"
"It's okay if you're scared right now. I know I am."
"Am I a fool for even considering this?"
"You know, I'm not really comfortable with being the bait here!"
"Do you have a bad feeling about this?"
"What are you more scared of? Trying something new, or that this is all there is?"
"It's starting again, isn't it?"
"Are you sure you want to keep going?"
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• You know you don't have to keep checking on me, right? I'm fine. • How are you? Wait, did I ask that already? • I don't know what I'd do without you. I mean that. • Oh, God. I thought something happened to you. Don't scare me like that. • You're not alone in this. You know that, right? • We're family. That's what we do. We show up. • Make yourself at home, okay? This is your place too now. • Get out of here with that. You're not a burden. Don't ever say that again. • Is there anything you need? Food? A blanket? Someone to just sit with you? • So, what's next for us? • I have to admit there's a small part of me that's terrified you'll wake up one day and realize you don't need me anymore... that you'll leave. • It's just... I've never had this before. People who stay. • Why are you still here? I mean, you could go anywhere. Be with anyone. • I know I'm not easy to deal with. But thank you. For staying anyway. • [Name], I don't know what I'm doing half the time, okay? But I know I'm not doing it without you. • I don't really know where else I'd want to be, except right here. • You're the best thing that ever happened to me, you know that? • I really think you saved my life. Not dramatically. Just... by being here. • Hey. Bad dream? Come here. I've got you. • You don't owe me anything. This is what family does • Stop apologizing. You're allowed to need help. • I made your favorite. Thought you could use some comfort food today. • You look exhausted. When's the last time you actually slept? • I'm not going anywhere. You're stuck with me, remember? • We've been through worse. We'll get through this too. • You don't have to be strong all the time. Not with me. • I brought you something. It's stupid, but it made me think of you. • Come on. Let's get you home. • You matter to me. More than you know. • I've got your back. Always have, always will. • You're shaking. Here, take my jacket. • I know you're scared. It's okay to be scared. • You did good today. Really good. • I'm proud of you. I don't say that enough. • Stop pushing me away. I'm not leaving. • You think I'd let you face this alone? Not a chance. • I'll stay up with you. I don't mind. • You're safe here. I promise. • Tell me what you need. Anything. • You don't have to pretend with me. • I trust you. Completely. • You've got this. And if you don't, we've got this. • I'd do anything for you. You know that, right? • You're not too much. You're never too much. • This is your home now. For as long as you want it. • I'll fight for you if you can't fight for yourself right now. • You make me want to be better. A better person. • I chose you. I keep choosing you. Every day. • You're allowed to fall apart. I'll hold the pieces until you're ready.