Can You Hear Me Through The White Noise..?

independent original character. mun & muse 30+ SELECTIVE formerly: strengthxfgod / mssxngr

[mythshire]

✧˖°.⚔️.°˖✧ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐂𝐘 ··· a collection of prophecies, forgotten auguries, ill-favored omens, and those whose lives have long since ceased to belong to themselves. genre: medieval fantasy, prophecy, court intrigue, political drama, angst.

The gods spoke your name long before your mother ever did.

It was never a question of whether the prophecy would awaken, only when.

There are older things than kings, and older promises than crowns.

I fear the prophecy less than I fear those who seek to fulfill it.

The realm has spent generations preparing for your coming. I wonder if it prepared you at all.

You have mistaken a prophecy for a promise.

Every man who has interpreted these words has reached a different conclusion.

The stars have not been thus aligned since the prophecy was first spoken.

There is another verse, though none alive dare recite it.

The oracle begged that your name never be written.

The prophecy speaks of two heirs, though history remembers but one.

Some truths were buried not because they were false, but because they were true.

You bear the face the prophecy described.

The realm has long awaited a savior. It never considered what such salvation might require.

The scroll has outlived kingdoms.

The prophecy did not foretell peace.

I have devoted my life to preventing what now stands before me.

There are some doors that ought never be opened, and some prophecies that ought never be read.

Fate has a curious habit of finding those who flee it.

Every attempt to thwart the prophecy has only strengthened it.

The gods delight in speaking plainly only after it is too late.

The prophecy named no victor.

You ask whether I believe the prophecy. I ask whether it believes in you.

There are many who would sooner see you dead than see the prophecy tested.

It is no blessing to know the shape of one's own ruin.

The child foretold has become the very thing the realm feared.

We have spent centuries preparing for the wrong heir.

Not every chosen soul is chosen for glory.

You were never meant to inherit the kingdom. You were meant to change it.

The prophecy concerns blood far more than birthright.

There are those who worship the prophecy and those who fear it. I have yet to meet one who understands it.

Your ancestors spent their lives hiding these words from the world.

Every generation has believed itself the last.

I would sooner question the gods themselves than trust the certainty of prophets.

Some prophecies awaken only when spoken aloud.

The oldest lie ever told was that destiny cannot be resisted.

There is a reason the seers refused to finish the tale.

You have inherited a burden no crown could equal.

Even the ravens refused to fly the night you were born.

The heavens marked your coming with uncommon violence.

There are prophecies written in ink, and others written in blood.

The prophecy was never meant for mortal eyes.

I begin to fear that we have misunderstood every word.

The final line has been missing for generations.

A kingdom may survive a poor ruler. Few survive a fulfilled prophecy.

The gods have remained silent ever since your birth.

I do not doubt the prophecy. I doubt our understanding of it.

The greatest danger lies not in destiny itself, but in those determined to hasten its arrival.

Should the prophecy prove true, none of us shall leave this age unchanged.

[mythshire]

give me a bodyguard plot where “stay behind me” gradually becomes “stay with me.”

[bad-o-mens]

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[kaisources]

. ݁⋆⁺₊✧ 🔪ཀཀ : BLOOD IS THICKER THAN ... a roleplay crime sentence starters on various films ; the last seduction. genre: mystery, thriller, crime, organized crimes. trigger warning: blood, murder.

Want me to watch over your shoulder all day, [name]?

What a stupid mistake.

Did you get the money?

You walk the streets like that?

You are a criminal mastermind!

I wanna pay off that loan shark first thing tomorrow morning.

Where the fuck am I?

I just didn't want to come back to this dead end town, that's all.

I just never took you as the impulsive type.

I cannot spend the rest of my life here.

"Thank you" can also be very effective.

What are you… What are you doing?

My lips moving too fast for you?

Well I'm sorry the law doesn't make it more convenient for you to steal and deal drugs!

No one else will know you as [name].

Have you decided what people be calling you?

If I knew I was gonna be staying in this town I would have had nothing to do with you.

I work here now. Don't fuck with my image!

Aren't there any other bars in this town?

I've been looking all over for you.

I'm just trying to decide whether you're a total bitch or not.

What are you so scared of, huh? What are you so scared of?

I guess it's because I've been hurt before.

Look, I like my privacy, okay?

You know the phone booth down the block? Get the number. I'll call you back.

Give me the money back.

All is forgiven? I don't buy it.

Think, it's the best you can hope for!

I think [name] traced my call. I'm outta here.

Well, most fugitives are caught on the run.

Don't do this to me!

There are 10 million phone numbers per area code. You got an alias?

Get your hands off me! What's your fucking problem?

I don't like being around this.

What - you aren't quittin' on me are you?

You're not payin' my expenses. I can't afford to go around half the state just carrying the picture.

Now why don't you tell your friends to watch out for [name]?

It's the name It's the one [he/she/they] is using now.

I thought we were going to be friends.

You know you can trust me.

You're scared to talk about real things. You're scared to reveal yourself.

Tell me something I wanna know. Tell me what brought you to [name place].

You're so god-damned intuitive, you tell me.

I talk to all different types of people in my job. Some are happy to be hearing from me, some are scared to death.

You can tell lots of things from a credit report.

I just wanna see if I can do it.

Well, you know, you shouldn't let [name] get away with this.

There are people who actually specialise in such cases.

There are risks involved but there are benefits too.

I could put you in touch with the right people but I would have to know you were serious about this.

You're sick. You're really sick.

I thought you were the one that wanted to talk.

All I wanted to do was get the hell outta this small town.

You've been out there. You came here and you chose me.

I was right. I'm bigger than this town.

What do you mean you're on the run from someone?

Did you lock the door?

Why in the world would someone be after you?

If you wanna sell murder to people, if that's how you have your fun, that's fine by me.

You're crazy. You're deranged.

Look, I'm gonna go out for a while. You wanna spend the night here, that's fine.

I'm going back, but I won't live like an animal.

All I have to do is kill someone while you go apartment hunting?

Maybe it's my quaint small-town morals but I don't do murder.

You're gonna leave me here by myself?

I could easily have spent that much.

How the fuck do you stay up here?

I'm not gonna play this game.

Is that why you carry a big gun?

The Freudian mind-fuck isn't gonna work either.

You'll shut the fuck up if I show you?

There's another person waiting to see you when you're through.

The things you were saying - you weren't serious, right?

Is it the morality of murder that bothers you or the personal risk?

Would you spend your life bringing the killer to justice?

If there's anything you need at all you just gimme a call, alright?

You do know that if you finger me for the deal then I'm taking you down too?

I am perfectly willing to spend all of the money in hiring a clinical sociopath to take it from you.

I've given you no reason to trust me.

With everything that's happened, I just… I need to get away for a little bit.

I just didn't trust myself after what happened in [name place].

I didn't trust myself to be out on my own.

Did you m- did you murder [name]? Tell me I'm wrong. Did you?

Well if I don't, it makes me an accomplice!

You don't even seem bothered by what you've done!

I killed the bastard. I wouldn't take it back if I could.

Spare me your brainless countrified morality.

There's your fucking evidence. And there are my fucking fingerprints!

Get the fuck outta here.

Oh come on! Murder Murder is commitment?

Who do you want me to kill? Who do you want me to erase?

I've got the gun, the knife, the bandana and the flashlight.

Just shut your mouth, do what I tell you.

How am I gonna tell you where everything is? Am I yelling?

You were gonna have me kill [name]?

You're gonna kill me if I don't do what you say?

You're lucky I don't kill you… You're lucky!

That's intent to kill even if you hadn't confessed it.

[musiingwords]

YOU SEEM PRETTY ▁▁▁ FOR SOMEONE SO ▁▁▁

❝ you seem pretty composed for someone carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders. ❞

❝ you seem pretty invincible for someone so self - sacrificing. ❞

❝ you seem pretty prideful for someone with so much self - loathing. ❞

❝ you seem pretty reserved for someone who longs to be understood. ❞

❝ you're pretty manipulative for someone who cares so much. ❞

❝ you seem pretty detached for someone familiar with loss. ❞

❝ you seem pretty cruel for someone who once loved someone so gently. ❞

❝ you seem pretty young for someone sticking their neck out so recklessly. ❞

❝ you seem pretty timid for someone with such ambitious dreams. ❞

❝ you seem pretty loyal for someone so untrustworthy as a friend. ❞

❝ you seem pretty self - sacrificing for someone who called it hypocritical. ❞

❝ you seem pretty trapped for someone who values freedom for others. ❞

❝ you seem pretty forgiving for someone who wants revenge. ❞

❝ you seem pretty selfish for someone so willing to do anything for anyone. ❞

❝ you seem pretty fearless for someone who's a coward. ❞

❝ you seem pretty realistic for someone living in a fantasy. ❞

❝ you seem pretty well put together for someone beyond repair. ❞

❝ you seem pretty cold for someone with such a soft heart. ❞

❝ you seem pretty calm for someone who's about to meet their demise. ❞

❝ you seem pretty human for someone who isn't. ❞

❝ you seem so insecure for someone who sees beauty in everything. ❞

❝ you seem pretty trusting for someone so scared of betrayal. ❞

❝ you seem pretty kind for someone so full of anger. ❞

❝ you seem pretty strong for someone holding back. ❞

❝ you seem pretty bright for somehow so scared to outshine others. ❞

❝ you seem pretty certain of yourself for someone that's spent years questioning their own existence. ❞

❝ you seem pretty arrogant for someone who's about to lose. ❞

[crownmemes]

Questioning Sentences, Vol. 59

(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Do you ever feel like your life is not your own?"

"Don't you think you're getting a little obsessive?"

"Did it never occur to you that you're the problem, not the solution?"

"What's Latin for 'losing the will to live'?"

"Is there a reason you're not answering your phone?"

"What? Are we not going to kill him?"

"What's up with you? Are you sulking?"

"It's starting again, isn't it?"

"Who teaches us to be normal when we're one of a kind?"

"Why did I have to love you?"

"What did you just do?"

"How do we make him stay dead?"

"What do you leave here for me that you don't dare bring me directly?"

"Do you remember everything you see?"

"You're not using everyone to further another end, are you?"

"I'm sure you're aware of the consequences of divulging confidential information?"

"How am I supposed to write in this state?"

"Do you remember the fairytale?"

"Does it hurt? The truth you keep hidden?"

"You weren't leaving, were you?"

"You're letting me live. Why?"

"Why do you hold all your hate for me?"

"What colour underwear do you think I'm wearing?"

"Is this a poem?"

"Do you always sit in complete silence?"

"I assume you're here to apologise?"

"Come on! When was the last time you had fun?"

"Are you asking me to help you kill him?"

"What was it that gave me away?"

"How do I know you're actually you?"

"Is there any chance you'll find who really did it?"

"What are you looking at me like that for?"

"Do you ever wonder if all of this is just a dream?"

"What defines a nice bum, anyway?"

"Don't you want to be saved?"

"Have you ever known me to lose a fight?"

"Do you really think that running away will do you any good?"

[crownmemes]

Curious Sentences, Vol. 6

(Sentences from various sources for muses that are curious about each other. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I don't mean to pry, but what exactly is it you do?"

"How is it that you're always three steps ahead of everybody everywhere you go?"

"I'm still not clear on what exactly it is you do?"

"Don't you like it here?"

"Do you have an issue with me?"

"Why are you different?"

"Don't you have any friends?"

"Is there something you want to tell me, or is it better I don't know?"

"So, this is how you like to have fun?"

"Have you never been wrong?"

"Do you know how to ride a horse?"

"What were you like as a kid, growing up around these parts?"

"What do you get out of this?"

"Do you remember everything you see?"

"Are you lovers?"

"Do you think you're a good man?"

"What's that you're writing?"

"I've got a funny feeling that you've got quite the story to tell."

"How many scars do you have?"

"Do you like me?"

"Do you ever get tired of this?"

"Can you sing?"

"Do I need to know what that is?"

"Yesterday you didn't believe me. What changed?"

"How long have you lived here?"

"Does it bother you? The morality of what we do?"

"Is there anything you ever wanted to do but you didn't do because everybody would watch you and question you?"

"Ever had a girl look at you and your whole world just stops?"

"What do you believe in?"

"Do you believe in things we can't explain?"

"How many languages do you speak?"

"Why are you helping him?"

"You don't celebrate your birthday?"

"Why do you stay here?"

"How do you know all this stuff?"

"What's your favourite weapon?"

[crownmemes]

Assorted Media Sentences, Vol. 35

(Sentences from various pieces of media. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Have you ever had to interrogate an enemy spy?"

"I didn't think you could get much stranger, and yet here we are."

"Are you're saying you're in love with me too?"

"Is that your version of an apology?"

"In all the time I've known you, you have never once taken responsibility for your litany of fuck-ups. Why are you starting now?"

"Are you so self absorbed you don't realise the position you've put me in?"

"Look around. Remember that crime scenes a three dimensional. Floors, walls, and ceilings."

"You have a gift. Don't throw it away."

"Are you really going to start the day with wine?"

"The plan you're suggesting is completely insane!"

"Keep back until I've processed the crime scene, okay?"

"I go by several names. I doubt any of them are your concern."

"I can no longer be your doctor if you're going to do this."

"Never use money to measure wealth."

"Have you just been watching me?"

"The last time you took me somewhere, it was a prelude to murder!"

"I am begging you not to do anything foolish!"

"May I ask why I've been summoned here but then asked to wait on the stairs like a member of staff?"

"Would you stop behaving like you're the only person being affected by this?"

"You don't believe that a death can be transformational?"

"Why me? Why did you choose me?"

"I am not what is called a 'civilised man'. I am done with society for reason that seem good to me, therefore I do not obey its laws."

"If you cannot hold your tongue, I will cut it out of your heart."

"I don't need you at all."

"What good is faith when it is a lie?"

[bunch-of-random-fandoms]

Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no

Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no (Oh no)

I can't believe it 'cause you've got it made with the guy in shades, oh no

[crownmemes]

Warning Sentences, Vol. 3

(Sentences for warning muses of upcoming trouble. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You have to be careful fighting monsters or you might turn into one yourself."

"The last time I punched you, you couldn't get up. The next time, you won't."

"I'm going to ask you a question. How you answer it will determine how this night ends."

"Look me up. You'll find I have quite a reputation."

"Nothing can stop the future."

"You're treading a very fine line here!"

"Men will go to great length to prove they're not cowards, especially if they really are."

"You think you've got away with it, but you're so wrong."

"You've got to be careful where you go poking. Who knows what you'll find."

"Don't go chasing the dead, or else the dead will go chase after you."

"If you disappoint me, you can be so easily discarded."

"Feelings get you killed."

"I do hope that you will be able to remember a few things. I do tend to come down rather heavily on people who are holding things back."

"If I continue this, it's tantamount to career suicide!"

"You're as good as dead without me."

"Power is like a fire. It will warm you and protect you, but if it burns unchecked, it will destroy everything in its path."

"I warned you. Whatever happens next is your fault."

"If you kill me, they will never let you go. They will hunt you for the rest of your life."

"I've got a short fuse, so don't strike matches."

"You can only push this thing so far. You do know that?"

"If you do this, you won't be able to go back. You'll be like me."

"This, unfortunately, is going to be the worst conversation of your life."

"Where I come from, men like you die pretty easily."

"This isn't over."

"Whatever you hear, don't scream."

"I'm not afraid of death. I don't care for anyone and I don't want anything. and that makes me a very dangerous opponent."

"It's not a matter of if. It's a matter of when."

"Are you sure you want to do that?"

"There may be a way to do this, but I doubt you will enjoy it."

"If you're trying to scare me off, it's not working."

"Do your duty, or I'll find a man who can."

"Did you not see the warnings I left?"

"Do you really think that running away will do you any good?"

"Blackmail is never a one-off."

"No matter what you wish for, you must be prepared for the consequences."

[crownmemes]

Supernatural & Paranormal Sentences, Vol. 16

(Sentences from various sources for muses exploring the unexplained. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"It's starting again, isn't it?"

"What would you do if I became a ghost?"

"Exorcism is my job, but the vast majority if cases to which I am assigned do not require an exorcism."

"This can't be happening. I must be hallucinating."

"You think I'm losing it, but you have no idea what it's like to know the truth and not have anyone believe you."

"Things here feel different now. They feel wrong."

"I don't know what it is, but there's a logical explanation for this! Everything has a logical explanation!"

"Are there ghosts here?"

"Whatever you believe to be true, assume it isn't and search for the truth."

"This really freaks me out!"

"Some of the things you have told me sound like wonders, yet you yourself do not seem to wonder at them."

"So, what you are saying is that evil does not exist?"

"You've been reading too many conspiracy novels!"

"Is that real? I thought I might have hallucinated it."

"Don't go chasing the dead, or else the dead will go chase after you."

"Why were we never taught that trolls actually existed?"

"What do you know about demons?"

"If it can bleed, we can kill it."

"Do you see something behind me?"

"Do you believe in things we can't explain?"

"I want you to quiet down, hear me out, and listen to a little logic and reason!"

"I know that you think I'm delusional, but I'm not!"

"You can see that too, right?"

"Are you real?"

"Yesterday you didn't believe me. What changed?"

"Have you noticed how there's barely anyone here older than 17 and younger than 30?"

"What was that? The noise and the light?"

"I still remember the sparkle in your eye when I told you about the secrets of the world."

"When you think about this later, it'll just seem like some nightmare you had."

"He's not dead. He should be, but he's not."

"There's logic behind it. There's logic for everything."

"There's a lot of urban legends in this city."

"There must be a lot of ghosts running around a place like this."

"If there had been a secret death cult here for the best part of a century, I think at some point, someone might have noticed!"

"You said you wouldn't freak out!"

"You do know that there's some truth in every fairytale?"

[crownmemes]

Workaholic Sentences. Vol. 2

(Sentences for workaholic muses, and those who think they need to take a break. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Is this what you spend your spare time doing? Honestly, that explains a lot."

"You slept all night in that chair again, didn't you?"

"Have you got any sleep in the past few days?"

"It's a bit soon to go back to work, isn't it? You've been shot!"

"Work? Is that all you can think of? Can you think of nothing else?"

"I think maybe you've been doing this job for too long."

"I don't really have any interests other than work, so..."

"You're not actually going to go to bed, are you?"

"We'll reopen the case after you've taken some actual days off. You're overworked!"

"Some think you're buckling under the pressure of the job."

"Do you think we'll look back on our lives one day and wish we hadn't worked so many cases?"

"I thought you were going to quit?"

"Don't let this job run your life. Work to live, not the other way round."

"I went back to work too soon. I thought it would help me, but now I'm not too sure."

"Why won't you come home to me?"

"Everything that I worked for - everything that I thought I was - I'm going to lose."

"It's your job, not your life."

"Did you go to bed at all?"

"So, this is you enjoying a break from work?"

"I thought it was your day off?"

"I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work."

"You promised me when we got married that you'd never come between me and my work."

"Are they the same clothes you were wearing yesterday?"

"So, this is where you work?"

"I think you're all about your work, and you don't know when to stop."

"I know you love your job, but I promise you, it won't love you back."

"Don't you think you should take a break after what you just went through?"

"This is the only thing that ever made me feel like I was worth something..."

"Get some sleep. You're no use to me like this."

"Is your job always like this?"

"Relaxation is a luxury I've never been able to afford."

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑨𝑭𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺. (  some might be a bit suggestive.  )

❛  careful, or we're never getting out of this bed.  ❜

❛  you're making it very hard to leave.  ❜

❛  who said i wanted this to just be a casual one-time thing?  ❜

❛  you looked peaceful, so i didn't want to wake you just yet.  ❜

❛  don't get up yet.  ❜

❛  sorry, i didn't mean to fall asleep on you after.  ❜

❛  we should probably talk about what happened.  ❜

❛  can we not ruin this by talking yet?  ❜

❛  i could get used to waking up like this.  ❜

❛  i thought you'd be gone before i woke up.  ❜

❛  don't look at me like that unless you want a round two.  ❜

❛  you're trouble first thing in the morning.  ❜

❛  no need to act shy now, I saw more than that last night.  ❜

❛  you're blushing again.  ❜

❛  i think the neighbors may have heard us.  ❜

❛  it's only awkward if you make it awkward.  ❜

❛  i don't know what's gotten into me last night; i don't usually do this.  ❜

❛  i should probably go now ... unless you want me to stay.  ❜

❛  please don't say this was a mistake.  ❜

❛  we crossed a line last night.  ❜

❛  well, i guess this does complicate things.  ❜

❛  i don't want to pretend this didn't happen.  ❜

❛  are you sore?  ❜

❛  i think my shirt is still somewhere in the hallway.  ❜

❛  how did your clothes end up over there?  ❜

❛  i remember you were very eager to get them off.  ❜

❛  i think i have some scratches on my back.  ❜

❛  i got worried when i woke up, and you weren't there anymore.  ❜

❛  i don't want this to be just one night.  ❜

❛  please tell me you don't regret it.  ❜

❛  last night meant something to me.  ❜

❛  this changes everything, doesn't it?  ❜

❛  were you trying to leave without saying goodbye?  ❜

❛  like you even remember what happened last night ...  ❜

❛  you might want to cover that before anyone sees.  ❜

❛  i didn't hear you complaining last night.  ❜

❛  i liked seeing that side of you.  ❜

❛  you took care of me last night. let me return the favor.  ❜

❛  i think i'm in trouble because i want this again.  ❜

❛  i wanted you last night, and i still want you today.  ❜

[acatatonicpeace]

Source: IG

[milkmemes]

STAGES OF A RELATIONSHIP

Prompts for stages of a relationship. Feel free to change any pronouns as needed and adjust however necessary. Some may be usfw.

ACQUAINTANCES

❛ I swear I’ve seen you before, probably in a dream, or a mugshot. ❜

❛ Is this the part where we shake hands or just nod awkwardly? ❜

❛ You’re not as scary as people said. Yet. ❜

❛ We’ve met before, right? ❜

❛ I will forget your name in five minutes but I will never forget your aura. ❜

❛ Sorry, I don’t think I caught your name last time. ❜

❛ You seem familiar. Do I know you from somewhere? ❜

❛ Sorry, I’m terrible with names. I’ll probably call you “Hey you” forever. ❜

❛ So are we strangers, or is this the part where we overshare? ❜

❛ If we end up on a group project together, I’m not doing the PowerPoint. ❜

❛ So… what do you do? ❜

❛ I’ve heard about you, but this is our first time talking. ❜

❛ I don’t know much about you, honestly. ❜

❛ Wow, you talk. I thought you were just a background extra. ❜

❛ How do you already look like you’re over this conversation? ❜

❛ Don’t take this the wrong way, but I can’t tell if we’d get along or kill each other. ❜

❛ It’s weird finally putting a face to the name. ❜

❛ If you had to pick one Pokémon that describes your vibe, which one is it? ❜

❛ Do you come here often? ❜

❛ Oh cool, another NPC come to give me a side quest. ❜

❛ You look like you have main character energy but, like, season one when everything’s still a mess. ❜

❛ Small world, huh? ❜

❛ Sorry if I seem awkward, I’m not great with strangers. ❜

❛ You look like you know what you’re doing. ❜

❛ Wait, is this the start of a rom-com or a crime documentary? ❜

❛ You seem like someone who knows where the snacks are. ❜

❛ I have no idea who you are but I respect your vibe. ❜

❛ Are you new around here? ❜

❛ It’s nice to finally meet in person. ❜

❛ We don’t really know each other yet, but… I think we could get along. ❜

❛ Well, that was an interesting first impression. ❜

❛ Do you mind if I sit here? ❜

❛ I feel like I should know more about you than I do. ❜

❛ So… do we pretend we don’t know each other, or do we pretend we do? ❜

❛ Wait, are you the person I thought was a coat rack last week? ❜

❛ Oh, you’re taller than I imagined in my head. ❜

❛ You don’t look like a serial killer. That’s a good start. ❜

[SPILL] – Sender bumps into receiver and spills their coffee.

[WRONG NAME] – Sender accidentally calls receiver by the wrong name and freezes.

[DROP] – Sender drops something right at receiver’s feet and stumbles trying to pick it up.

[BRUSHED OFF] – Sender flinches when receiver brushes past without noticing.

[HESITANT] – Sender hesitates before offering a hand to help receiver up.

FRIENDS

❛ Congratulations, you’ve officially made my list of “people I tolerate.” ❜

❛ If we get arrested, I’m blaming you. ❜

❛ I like hanging out with you. ❜

❛ You always make the day a little better. ❜

❛ That was fun, we should do it again sometime. ❜

❛ Want to grab something to eat? My treat. ❜

❛ You’re so easy to talk to. ❜

❛ Honestly, I didn’t expect us to get along this well. ❜

❛ Why do we always end up in weird situations together? ❜

❛ If we had a sitcom, it’d be canceled after one episode. ❜

❛ I don’t know if we’re friends or just two people who roast each other a lot. ❜

❛ You make me laugh so much it’s suspicious. ❜

❛ I can’t believe we just spent three hours talking about nothing. ❜

❛ It’s been a while! I missed this. ❜

❛ You always know how to cheer me up. ❜

❛ Why do you always know what I’m thinking? ❜

❛ Let’s do something spontaneous. ❜

❛ Don’t worry, I already told everyone we’re a package deal. ❜

❛ You know I’d never let anyone else see me like this, right? ❜

❛ Okay, but if we’re friends, I get the cool nickname rights. ❜

❛ I trust you, you know? ❜

❛ You’re a good friend. ❜

❛ Thanks for always being there. ❜

❛ I don’t laugh like this with anyone else. ❜

❛ I feel like I can be myself with you. ❜

❛ You’re stuck with me now. ❜

❛ You know I only text you because I’m bored, right? ❜

❛ Okay, let’s go make some bad decisions together. ❜

❛ Wow you're a disaster. You're lucky you’re my favorite disaster. ❜

❛ I’d fight a raccoon for you. Not a bear. But a raccoon. ❜

❛ I volunteer us to be the comedic relief in someone else’s tragic backstory. ❜

❛ You’re my favorite clown, and I mean that with love. ❜

❛ We’re not a duo. We’re a legally recognized natural disaster. ❜

❛ Stop making me laugh in serious situations. People think I’m unstable. ❜

[PHOTO BOMB] – Sender leaps into receiver’s selfie at the last second.

[MESSY HUG] – Sender hugs receiver but picks them up and spins them around

[ANNOYING SONG] – Sender sings obnoxiously loud right in receiver’s ear.

[CARE PACKAGE] – Sender leaves something on receiver’s desk/doorstep without a note.

[LINGERING GOODBYE] – Sender takes a little too long to say goodbye.

[SHUTTER] – Sender snaps a candid photo of receiver and laughs when caught.

BEST FRIENDS

❛ If we’re not buried next to each other, I’ll haunt whoever planned it. ❜

❛ I know where all your skeletons are buried. Literally. ❜

❛ You’re basically my emotional support human. ❜

❛ We’d 100% survive a horror movie because we’d be too weird for the monster. ❜

❛ You’re the first person I want to tell everything to. ❜

❛ I don’t know what I’d do without you. ❜

❛ We’ve been through so much together. ❜

❛ You know me better than anyone else. ❜

❛ You’re like family to me. ❜

❛ I feel safe when you’re around. ❜

❛ Is this a best friend thing, or a soulmates-who-didn’t-read-the-instructions thing? ❜

❛ If we ever get matching tattoos, it’s going to be a slice of pizza. ❜

❛ You know you’ve ruined me for all other friendships, right? ❜

❛ People think we’re weird. I think they’re right. ❜

❛ Sometimes I think you understand me more than I do myself. ❜

❛ Are we just best friends, or something more? ❜

❛ You’re my favorite person. ❜

❛ If someone annoys you, I’ll just stand behind you and glare. ❜

❛ You’re the peanut butter to my extremely allergic jelly. ❜

❛ If I ever die, you’re responsible for deleting my search history. ❜

❛ No matter what happens, you’re my constant. ❜

❛ I don’t have to pretend with you. ❜

❛ People ask if we’re dating. No, babe, we’re feral. There’s a difference. ❜

❛ You’re always the one I run to. ❜

❛ If we get married to other people, they’re just going to have to deal with me third-wheeling forever. ❜

❛ You know we share a brain cell, right? ❜

❛ Best friends? Nah, we’re a cult of two. ❜

❛ I like you more than food. That’s serious. ❜

❛ I’ve never been closer to anyone than I am to you. ❜

❛ What would I even be without you? ❜

❛ Do you think we’re too close for just friends? ❜

❛ If anyone ever hurts you, I’ll destroy them. Emotionally. And maybe financially. ❜

❛ It’s not codependency, it’s… okay, it’s codependency. ❜

❛ Are we best friends, or just two idiots who won’t let go? ❜

❛ You’re the only one who can handle my brand of weird without calling the cops. ❜

❛ Bestie, we need to schedule a joint feral episode. ❜

[PHONE] – Sender steals receiver’s phone and starts taking cursed selfies on it.

[BONK] – Sender lightly knocks their head against receiver’s shoulder as a form of greeting.

[SQUISH] – Sender grabs receiver’s cheeks and squishes them together mid-sentence.

[HAND CUFF] – Sender grabs receiver’s hand in a moment of fear and doesn’t release.

[STAYING UP] – Sender stays up all night talking with receiver.

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

❛ This is so casual I might wear socks next time. ❜

❛ We said no strings, right? ❜

❛ This is just for fun… unless you want it to be more? ❜

❛ If you start making heart eyes, I’m leaving. ❜

❛ We should have an official FWB handbook. Step one: snacks. ❜

❛ Don’t look at me like that. It complicates things. ❜

❛ So… are we still just friends? ❜

❛ I can’t tell if we’re ruining this or making it better. ❜

❛ Should we come up with a safe word, or just wing it? ❜

❛ You know, for something casual, this is alarmingly fun. ❜

❛ I’m starting to suspect this friendship isn’t very platonic. ❜

❛ No one has to know. ❜

❛ Is this Netflix and chill or like, chaotic energy and mild regret? ❜

❛ That was supposed to be a one-time thing. ❜

❛ You know this changes everything, right? ❜

❛ If anyone finds out, we’re both dead. ❜

❛ Are we gonna debrief this like a business meeting? ❜

❛ Tell me you’re not catching feelings. ❜

❛ You’re addictive, you know that? ❜

❛ Is it weird to fist-bump after? Asking for a friend. ❜

❛ This is dangerous. We can’t keep doing this. ❜

❛ So, uh, you wanna get brunch after? Totally normal brunch. ❜

❛ You’re making this harder than it has to be. ❜

❛ Is this casual? It doesn’t feel casual. ❜

❛ Let’s just pretend this didn’t happen. ❜

❛ You said we wouldn’t cross that line… and then we did. ❜

❛ I think we crossed into something we can’t undo. ❜

[TOUCH] – Sender trails fingers along receiver’s arm absentmindedly.

[KABEDON] – Sender playfully pins receiver to the wall and whispers something in their ear.

[CLOSER] – Sender pulls receiver closer by the waistband.

[LINGERING STARE] – Sender watches receiver a little too long before looking away.

[PHOTO] - Sender sends Receiver a nude.

[QUIET] – Sender dresses quietly, trying not to wake receiver.

LOVERS

❛ You feel like home. ❜

❛ I can’t stop thinking about you. ❜

❛ When I look at you, everything else just fades away. ❜

❛ I’m only with you for your snacks. ❜

❛ I’ve never felt like this about anyone before. ❜

❛ You’re so cute it makes me want to fight God. ❜

❛ I want you, only you. ❜

❛ I’m falling for you. ❜

❛ You make everything better just by existing. ❜

❛ Do you want the last bite? Just kidding, I already ate it. ❜

❛ You make me want to be a better person. Or at least a funnier one. ❜

❛ Being with you makes the world softer. ❜

❛ You have no idea how much I love you. ❜

❛ When I said “I want to hold you,” I didn’t mean like a hostage. ❜

❛ I don’t ever want to lose you. ❜

❛ It scares me how much you mean to me. ❜

❛ I want forever with you. ❜

❛ You’re the best part of my life. ❜

❛ You’re mine. ❜

❛ I’m yours. Always. ❜

❛ I love the way you look at me. ❜

❛ Kiss me again. ❜

❛ You’re lucky you’re hot because wow, you’re annoying. ❜

❛ Our love language is memes and existential dread. ❜

❛ My kink is you existing in my general vicinity. ❜

❛ I’d die for you but I’d also dramatically complain about it first. ❜

❛ You’re my entire personality now. ❜

[AMBUSH] – Sender grabs receiver by the collar and kisses them out of nowhere.

[JACKET] – Sender throws their jacket over receiver’s shoulders without asking.

[BOOP] – Sender boops receiver on the nose and looks smug about it.

[LAP] – Sender rests their head in receiver’s lap without warning.

[RAIN SHIELD] – Sender covers receiver’s head with their jacket when it starts raining.

[PLEASE] – Sender grabs receiver’s hand desperately to stop them from walking away.

[CHEF BOYARDEE] – Sender tries (and fails) to cook something for receiver

[HOME CHEF] – Sender successfully cooks something for receiver

[HAND KISS] – Sender lifts receiver’s hand and presses a soft kiss to their knuckles.

[BED HEAD] – Sender combs their fingers through receiver’s hair gently.

SPOUSES

❛ Our marriage is just us arguing about takeout and Netflix, huh? ❜

❛ You still snore like a chainsaw, by the way. ❜

❛ It’s us against the world, always. ❜

❛ I can’t believe how lucky I got with you. ❜

❛ You know me better than anyone else ever could. ❜

❛ You’re my partner in everything. ❜

❛ We built a life together. ❜

❛ This ring means I legally get to annoy you forever. ❜

❛ If we ever get a divorce, I’m keeping all your hoodies. ❜

❛ After all these years, I still choose you. ❜

❛ Thank you for loving me when I didn’t deserve it. ❜

❛ You’re my Roman Empire. ❜

❛ You’re my favorite pain in the ass. And I mean that lovingly. Mostly. ❜

❛ We’ve been together so long that I can communicate with you entirely via sighs. ❜

❛ I like waking up next to you every day. ❜

❛ Marriage isn’t always easy, but it’s worth it with you. ❜

❛ This relationship has turned into an endless “who’s funnier” competition and I’m winning. ❜

❛ I wouldn’t trade this for anything. ❜

❛ We’ve been married so long, our arguments have seasons. ❜

❛ I fell in love with you because you were weird. I stayed because now we’re weird together. ❜

❛ You’re my home. Always have been. ❜

❛ Grow old with me. ❜

❛ We’ve been through hell and back, but we’re still standing. ❜

❛ You make even ordinary days feel special. ❜

❛ This ring means everything to me. ❜

❛ Let’s never stop choosing each other. ❜

❛ I still get butterflies, even now. ❜

❛ I’d marry you all over again. But maybe with better catering. ❜

❛ We’ve merged into one person who just yells at Alexa. ❜

[ICICLE FEET] – Sender sticks cold feet under receiver’s legs with an evil grin.

[SPIDER SACRIFICE] – Sender points silently at a spider and hides behind receiver.

[KITCHEN SLOW DANCE] – Sender grabs receiver’s hands and starts a slow dance

[TREMBLE] – Sender ties receiver’s tie or scarf with trembling hands.

[STOLEN SIP] – Sender takes a sip of receiver’s drink without asking and walks away.

[BACK HUG] – Sender hugs receiver from behind after a tense situation.

[INTERRUPT] – Sender kisses receiver mid-sentence to shut them up.

[GROCERY] – Sender tries to carry all the groceries at once and dramatically fails.

[SOCK SLIDE] – Sender runs and slides across the floor in socks, nearly colliding with receiver.

[HERO] – Sender shows up with receiver’s favorite food

[FRY HEIST] – Sender steals a fry off receiver’s plate, makes direct eye contact, and eats it very slowly.

ENEMIES

❛ Oh great, it’s you again. ❜

❛ Did you practice being this annoying or were you just born with it? ❜

❛ If eye rolls could kill, you’d be dead already. ❜

❛ I hate how much space you take up in my head. ❜

❛ You really think I’d forgive you for that? ❜

❛ You’re the last person I wanted to see today. ❜

❛ Stay out of my way. ❜

❛ You don’t scare me. ❜

❛ I don’t trust you. I never will. ❜

❛ We’re not allies. We’re not friends. We’re nothing. ❜

❛ You think you’re better than me? ❜

❛ I won’t forget what you did. ❜

❛ I’d say you’re the worst, but that feels like a compliment. ❜

❛ Why do you exist? Genuinely curious. ❜

❛ I’d rather hug a cactus than be civil to you. ❜

❛ If you vanished, I’d throw a party. ❜

❛ Please, keep talking. Your nonsense fuels me. ❜

❛ You ruined everything. ❜

❛ Why do you always have to be here? ❜

❛ I’d rather be anywhere but near you. ❜

❛ You have the personality of a wet sock. ❜

❛ Get out of my way before I make you. ❜

❛ You have no idea how much I hate you. ❜

❛ You can try, but you’ll never beat me. ❜

❛ You’re nothing to me. ❜

❛ Do you ever get tired of being a pain in my ass? ❜

❛ Why are you everywhere? Go be annoying somewhere else. ❜

❛ Wow, you’re still alive. Disappointing. ❜

❛ If you talk, I’m leaving. ❜

[SHOULDER CHECK] – Sender intentionally bumps into receiver’s shoulder hard.

[MIMIC] – Sender imitates every movement receiver makes until they snap.

[PAPER BALL] – Sender throws a crumpled paper ball at receiver from across the room.

[HAND HOVER] – Sender almost reaches to wipe blood off receiver’s face but stops.

[UNWANTED CARE] – Sender bandages receiver’s wound, avoiding eye contact.

[CHAIR STEAL] – Sender steals the seat receiver was just about to sit in.

[badomensera]

Last slide is that slide

[velvetandverse]

─ ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ Said after a first kiss starters

a mix of starters that could be said after a first kiss

“Can we do that again?”

“I’ve been wondering what that would feel like.”

“I don’t think I’m ever going to forget that.”

“Well… I had something clever to say.”

“I think my brain just rebooted.”

“Well… that happened.”

“Can you give me a minute?”

“You weren’t supposed to actually kiss me.”

“I genuinely didn’t think that’d work.”

“Took you long enough.”

“You blush way too easily.”

“I could get used to that.”

“Should I rate it?”

“I win.”

“You’re welcome.”

“Called it.”

“I had a feeling that was coming.”

“You really couldn’t resist me, huh?”

“So that’s what all that staring was about.”

“That explains a lot.”

“Please don’t tell me that was a mistake.”

“I guess we’re not friends anymore.”

“Well… that certainly complicates things.”

“I’ve been waiting for that.”

“I should’ve kissed you months ago.”

“I was beginning to think you’d never do it.”

“We’ve really been dancing around that, haven’t we?”

“I’m going to need a minute… or six.”

“Now what?”

“Don’t expect me to start writing poetry.”

“So… are we a couple now?”

“That was either the smartest or dumbest thing we’ve ever done.”

“Say something.”

divider by: strangergraphics