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⋆｡°✩ —MILKMEMES Hey,  I’m  The Milkman  ( He / Him  )  I’m  25+  and  I drop off prompts at your door. I finally decided to make one of these blogs for resources. It'll mostly be ask memes and musings but who knows, I could decide to do more.

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THINGS I'VE SAID

Sentence Quotes Starters from the various things I've said in numerous conversations. Platonic // Romantic // Suggestive. Adjust pronouns as needed.

❛ I like women who are feral and women who are awful. ❜

❛ I'm gonna shove your head under the water. Forget about sentencing you to the pond, I'm gonna drown you. ❜

❛ I'm a god in the eyes of the horny. ❜

❛ STOP TRYING TO SET ME UP WITH YOUR MOM!! ❜

❛ I can't believe our title is really "Sensory failing star-crossed lovers" ❜

❛ I told him he looked like a shaved bird and that's why he had no friends. ❜

❛ What's wrong with sugary milk pockets? ❜

❛ Get undepressed right now it's time to be straight. ❜

❛ I'll treat you right queen. ❜

❛ We're slipping into the sleepy zone together, if that ain't love then I don't know what is. ❜

❛ Now you know how it feels when the only person you've ever loved says they hate you. ❜

❛ THAT'S WHAT YOU TOOK FROM THAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS? ❜

❛ I hope [Name] gets absolutely wrecked. ❜

❛ Just grabbin' my booty like it's on sale, damn! ❜

❛ YOU LITERALLY ROBBED ME!! ❜

❛ I haven't had a bath in like … over ten years. ❜

❛ No don't start talking crazy now. ❜

❛ Sometimes the biggest blocks lead to the biggest busts. ❜

❛ THE WORLD DEPENDS ON THE DICK DOWN OF A LIFETIME! ❜

❛ Do you WANT to??? Let me ask your freak ass that first. ❜

❛ Did I bonk your ass or did I bonk you and you're ass up? ❜

❛ What fucking kinks could this virgin mary actin' ass POSSIBLY have? ❜

❛ Oh how the breedable have fallen. ❜

❛ You weren't assigned whore at birth. ❜

❛ I know, I know. You're like a vibrator. You're so eager to please but sometimes you have to wait for people to be in the mood. ❜

❛ I'd actually stuff you in a pizza box and deliver you to a trash can. ❜

❛ I SPAT MY FRUITY PUNCH!! ❜

❛ I DON'T CONTROL THE VIBES, I JUST CHECK THEM! ❜

❛ It is kin or be kinned in these parts. ❜

❛ Old men really do something to you. ❜

❛ They're having sex in the gen chat again. ❜

❛ EAT 12 SOCKS!! AND ALL OF THEM ARE WET!!! ❜

❛ I'm forcibly removing you from reality. ❜

❛ I'm getting myself anotha meat-a ball! ❜

❛ You fuckin' did that don't blame Usher. ❜

❛ Y'all really hear "milk" and think "Oh [name] is gonna flip" huh? ❜

❛ Uh huh sure and my name is Doug Pringles. ❜

❛ I remember you like vanilla, don't worry. ❜

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TESTING THE CHEMISTRY

Sentence Starters for muses that are just testing their chemistry and haven't committed to anything yet. Adjust pronouns as needed.

❛ If you keep standing that close, I’m going to assume you want something. ❜

❛ Great, now I’m thinking about you. Thanks. That’s exactly what I needed. More chaos.❜

❛ You always do this… get under my skin without even trying. ❜

❛ Tell me the truth ...did you miss me, even a little? ❜

❛ I’m not nervous around you. I just—okay, no, that was a lie. ❜

❛ I wasn’t expecting you to show up… but I’m not complaining. ❜

❛ Do you practice being this distracting or is it natural talent? ❜

❛ You know you don’t have to impress me, right? I already see you. ❜

❛ Was that a compliment, or are you just trying to confuse me? ❜

❛ If you’re trying to make me flustered, it’s working. Unfortunately. ❜

❛ Do you trust me? Don’t overthink it. Just answer. ❜

❛ You keep saying you don’t care, but your face says otherwise. ❜

❛ I didn’t know you could smile like that. It’s… different. ❜

❛ Sit with me for a minute. Just… don’t make it weird. ❜

❛ You give me the exact kind of trouble I pretend I’m too mature for.❜

❛ Why does everything feel so awkward when it’s just us? ❜

❛ Be honest—do you like being around me, or am I imagining that? ❜

❛ You’re staring again. Should I be concerned or flattered? ❜

❛ Quit pretending you don’t notice me noticing you. ❜

❛ One more step closer and I’m charging you rent. ❜

❛ We’re not flirting. We’re just… talking intensely. Right? ❜

❛ Are you hitting on me or are you just like this with everyone? Because I need to mentally prepare. ❜

❛ I’m not saying I’m into you, but I am saying you’re making it incredibly difficult not to be.❜

❛ I swear, if you blush again, I’m going to start asking questions. ❜

❛ Why do you always show up exactly when I need someone? ❜

❛ Don’t act like you don’t like it when I tease you. ❜

❛ If we keep doing this, people are going to get the wrong idea. ❜

❛ You make everything feel like it means more than it should. ❜

❛ You didn’t have to come find me… but you did. ❜

❛ Tell me what you’re thinking. No deflecting this time. ❜

❛ I swear, sometimes it feels like you’re daring me to react. ❜

❛ Why does it feel like we’re having a conversation without saying anything? ❜

❛ I’m not nervous. You’re just… very close right now. ❜

❛ If we crossed a line, would you even tell me? ❜

❛ Don’t look at me like that. You’re going to make me laugh. ❜

❛ I swear, you bring out the strangest parts of me. In a good way. ❜

❛ Come on, scoot over. I’m not sitting way over there. ❜

❛ Stop smiling at me like that, I’m trying to be serious. ❜

❛ You know me too well. It’s honestly terrifying. ❜

❛ You didn’t have to wait for me… but thanks. I mean it. ❜

❛ If you tell anyone I got sentimental, I’m denying everything. ❜

❛ Honestly? Being around you makes everything feel lighter. ❜

❛ Don’t look at me like you’re impressed. You’ll ruin your reputation. ❜

❛ I can’t tell if you want to fight me or kiss me. Don’t clarify. ❜

❛ You’re infuriating… and unfortunately interesting. ❜

❛ If you step any closer, you’re going to find out how much self-control I don’t have. ❜

❛ I hate that I notice you, even when I’m trying not to. ❜

❛ I said I didn’t like you. I never said I could ignore you. ❜

❛ Why do you always show up when I’m at my worst? Trying to gloat? ❜

❛ Don’t flatter yourself. I’m only staring because you’re being weird. ❜

❛ One day, I’ll figure out why you get under my skin. And I’m not sure I want the answer. ❜

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LEVELS OF TOXICITY

Below are a series of sentence starters that vary in levels of toxicity. Level one being the least toxic, all the way to level three being the most. (TW: Abuse)

Level One

❛ I should walk away from you, but we both know I won’t. ❜

❛ Be angry if you want, just don’t be gone. ❜

❛ Oh, now you want my attention? Funny how that works. ❜

❛ If you didn’t want me to assume things, you shouldn’t act so damn suspicious. ❜

❛ If loving you ruins me, then so be it. I was halfway ruined before you anyway. ❜

❛ Every time you leave, I lose my mind a little more. ❜

❛ If loving you is a mistake, I’ll make it again and again. ❜

❛ I’d rather fight with you every day than feel nothing with anyone else. ❜

❛ I’m not jealous, I just don’t trust your taste in people. ❜

❛ You always say you’re ‘busy,’ but somehow you’re never too busy for everyone else. ❜

❛ You see the monster in me and still keep coming back. Why? ❜

❛ You’re the only thing that makes me feel anything. That’s the problem. ❜

❛ You think anyone else will love the worst parts of you like I do? ❜

❛ You say I’m too much, yet you’re still here. Interesting. ❜

❛ Don’t get offended. I’m just being honest—something you should try sometime. ❜

❛ Pretend all you want, I know exactly which buttons to push. ❜

❛ Don’t act like you’re innocent. You knew exactly what you were doing when you let me in. ❜

❛ I want all of you. Even the parts you only show when you’re at your lowest. ❜

❛ You don’t need to love me perfectly. Just let me be the one you fall apart with. ❜

❛ You wouldn’t last a day without me keeping you from screwing everything up. ❜

❛ Don’t play innocent. You know exactly what effect you have on me. ❜

❛ You want honesty? Fine. You’re my weakness and my favorite obsession. ❜

❛ I don’t need to control you. You already bend the second I raise my voice.❜

Level Two

❛ Tell me who that was. And don’t lie, your face gives everything away. ❜

❛ I don’t like sharing. You know that. So why keep testing me? ❜

❛ You always say I’m obsessive, but you never tell me to stop. ❜

❛ Tell me you’re mine. I don’t care if you mean it. ❜

❛ I’ve memorized every version of you. Don’t insult me by pretending you’ve changed. ❜

❛ If you actually didn’t care, you wouldn’t react every time I walk into the room. ❜

❛ If you’re going to leave, do it now, before I start begging. ❜

❛ You don’t have to love me... you just have to stay where I can reach you. ❜

❛ Don’t walk away from me. You know you belong right here. ❜

❛ Don’t lie. You like it when I chase you. ❜

❛ Tell me you hate me. At least it’s honest. At least it’s attention. ❜

❛ You don’t get to shut me out. Not anymore. ❜

❛ I don’t need your forgiveness… I just need you. ❜

❛ Hurt me, break me, just don’t replace me. ❜

❛ Don’t pretend it wasn’t deliberate. Everything you do is always deliberate with me.❜

❛ I don’t need everyone to like you. Just me. Only me. ❜

❛ This is honesty. I'm the only one that's ever honest with you. Maybe you should appreciate it sometime instead of complaining. ❜

❛ Don’t pretend you’re scared of me. You’ve stayed too long for that. ❜

❛ If you walk out that door, don’t expect me to recover from it. ❜

❛ If loving you destroys me, I hope it’s slow. I want to feel every second of it. ❜

❛ Say you don’t want me. Go on. You won’t, and we both know it.❜

Level Three

❛ I’d burn down the whole world if it meant you’d look at me the same way again. ❜

❛ You can’t fix me, but I won’t let you leave either. ❜

❛ If you leave, I won’t sleep. I’ll just sit here and wait for you to come back. ❜

❛ I don’t want a healthy love. I want you. ❜

❛ You dragged me into the dark with you. Don’t you dare try to leave me in it alone. ❜

❛ Go ahead, run. I’ll catch you like I always do. ❜

❛ You think I’m addicted to you? I am. Happy now?❜

❛ You’re the only thing in my head. It’s terrifying and I hate that I don’t want it to stop. ❜

❛ I don’t want your apology. I want your loyalty. ❜

❛ You don’t get it. I’m not asking you to stay. I’m telling you I’m not losing you. ❜

❛ I’d kill the parts of myself you hate if it meant you’d stay. ❜

❛ I don’t want the world. I just want the version of you that only I get to see. ❜

❛ Stop pretending you don’t crave this as much as I do. You’re terrible at lying to me. ❜

❛ You ruined me the moment I met you, and I’ve been craving the damage ever since. ❜

❛ You keep trying to push me away, but I always find my way back to you. Always. ❜

❛ I don’t care if you’re bad for me. I’m worse, and I still choose you. ❜

❛ I don’t want a future unless it’s chained to you in some way.❜

❛ I know I’m too much for you but that never stopped you from coming back.❜

❛ Don’t make me jealous. You know how I get. ❜

❛ Every version of you belongs to me—the broken one, the angry one, the one who pretends not to care. ❜

❛ You think I’m dangerous now? You should see what I look like when someone threatens you. ❜

❛ Tell me the truth: do I terrify you, or do I thrill you? ❜

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EVEN MORE SMOSH QUOTES

Sentence Quotes Starters from the youtube channel Smosh. Platonic // Romantic // Suggestive. Adjust pronouns as needed.

❛ Don't do this! ❜

❛ SUCK MY TITS! ❜

❛ You're getting glare? Well I'm getting FUCKED! ❜

❛ You also kind of look like Daffy Duck. ❜

❛ I can't believe I fucking did that. ❜

❛ Sorry bro. ❜

❛ You're gonna stand here in front of cameras and say you love Mater? Go ahead. ❜

❛ Are you serious? Are you actually serious right now? ❜

❛ You don't need to check your messages, [name] because you haven't gotten any. ❜

❛ You know what? While [name] and I years ago were getting laid, you two were playing bad games. ❜

❛ You guys can literally go suck a tit, this is wet. ❜

❛ Just out of curiosity what letter do you think Xylophone starts with? ❜

❛ This is not a good protein. This is a BAD protein. It tastes like a protein that an animal would have not a human. ❜

❛ They know I've had cat food before! ❜

❛ I can't grab drinks tonight, I'm lubing up my dog's dick. ❜

❛ It's just so hard to perform when there's guns pointed at you. ❜

❛ NOT. IN MY. VAG!!! ❜

❛ Do you chew gum? I love it when guys chew gum. ❜

❛ THIS IS PSYCHOTIC!!! ❜

❛ What do you think happened in 2011??? ❜

❛ You begged for this! ❜

❛ You boring slut. ❜

❛ You town bicycle! ❜

❛ No being an adult doesn't make for good content, do it! ❜

❛ KARMA'S A BITCH AND SO ARE YOU! ❜

❛ Well now I know I'm not supposed to tickle my coworkers. ❜

❛ I have erectile dysfunction so I win by default. ❜

❛ Look, not a lot of people believe in you in this room but I do. ❜

❛ Typical, we're both trying to bottom. ❜

❛ I gave you a platform and that's what you said? ❜

❛ I LOVE when people are into each other! ❜

❛ I think milk is so childish. ❜

❛ Ew I hate that I said "lol" I'm 50 years old. ❜

❛ Okay already walking a tight line with the comments. ❜

❛ One bad dryhumping session could ruin everything. ❜

❛ Wow! That was some great dryhumping! See you tomorrow! ❜

❛ Let's hold some space for my breasts right now. ❜

❛ You think it'd be lame to call someone "The Vibe Master" at a party? ❜

❛ I feel like I led us in the wrong direction. ❜

❛ At least you're decorating. At least you're doing something. ❜

❛ He's a milky boy! ❜

❛ You have to look it up when your husband's drinking that much milk. ❜

❛ I never drink milk. ❜

❛ He has cookies and milk tattooed on his arm! ❜

❛ He's not having fucking rigatoni with a glass of milk. ❜

❛ That is crazy. That is psycho. ❜

❛ When my partner farts it's probably more like a G6. ❜

❛ Remember when someone asked me if my baby farts in the womb? ❜

❛ We can't listen to them, they're fools. ❜

❛ It's really sweet that you guys knew me that well to know my opinions on a veiny dildo. ❜

❛ You're always talking about it, it wasn't that hard. ❜

❛ Okay, come here. ❜

❛ [name]'s Mom, please sponsor us. ❜

❛ He doesn't remember anything from when he was a kid. ❜

❛ I fear I'm getting addicted. ❜

❛ BUCKET GIIIIRL!! ❜

❛ Am I not allowed to moan? ❜

❛ That's not even how it works dude. ❜

❛ I need another excuse to scream. ❜

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Send “Trick or Treat!” and Receiver will either give Sender a trick or a treat.

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RANDOM LYRIC STARTERS

Starters from various songs. Feel free to change any pronouns as needed and adjust however necessary.

❛ How can optimists be cynical? ❜

❛ So if I'm honest, I think I'm beginning to question how much I want this. ❜

❛ The source of my serotonin is only digital. ❜

❛ I'm an optimist who's cynical. That's fucking miserable! ❜

❛ I'm chronically cautious. ❜

❛ How can I get off this? ❜

❛ The ship is slowly sinking! ❜

❛ They think I'm crazy but they don't know the feeling. ❜

❛ You make everything okay. ❜

❛ We're one in the same. ❜

❛ Save me if I become my demons. ❜

❛ I can't stop this sickness taking over. It takes control and drags me into nowhere. ❜

❛ I need your help, I can't fight this forever. ❜

❛ I know you're watching, I can feel you out there. ❜

❛ You take all of the pain away. ❜

❛ I feel you slipping through my fingers but I'm not ready to give you up. ❜

❛ Why can't you look my way? ❜

❛ If you want me to be honest, you're the one I'll always crave. ❜

❛ Would you tell me if I already missed my chance? ❜

❛ I'm afraid you'll still be the one that I lose. ❜

❛ It's so hard not being jealous. ❜

❛ Please don't go. ❜

❛ God bless, just my type of girl. ❜

❛ She's so cool!! ❜

❛ I'd die 100 times for you and maybe I sound dramatic but you're so cool! ❜

❛ You're a little bit bitter but you taste so sweet. ❜

❛ I'll stay here even if it kills me. ❜

❛ You might think I'm crazy. ❜

❛ Just gimme those babies! ❜

❛ So, what are you doing tonight? ❜

❛ Shit, I'ma keep you up, boy. ❜

❛ Can you stay up all night? ❜

❛ Can you stay up all night and fuck me 'til daylight? ❜

❛ It tastes like candy. ❜

❛ You might need a seatbelt when I ride it. ❜

❛ I know all your favorite spots. ❜

❛ Why do I overthink everything? ❜

❛ Go ahead and break my heart. ❜

❛ Honestly I hope it breaks your heart to watch me fall apart. ❜

❛ I've been stuck in my house for a week. ❜

❛ I don't need light to see you shine. ❜

❛ You slow down time. ❜

❛ I didn't know what I was looking for until I found her. ❜

❛ I've run for many miles trying to get away from the things I'm afraid of. ❜

❛ Just say that you'll never leave. ❜

❛ You're the best idea I ever had. ❜

❛ I was such a wreck until you came around. ❜

❛ You're so cute. ❜

❛ Each and every day you make me feel less out of place. ❜

❛ Never been the type to ask for help. ❜

❛ I find all my inspiration thinkin' about you. ❜

❛ I wrote another love song, baby, about you. ❜

❛ Pump your lips up, fix your makeup, whatever it takes to be famous. ❜

❛ I act like I'm fine when I'm hurting. ❜

❛ You're a little monster underneath but I still need my little drama queen. ❜

❛ When I close my eyes, I know I won't sleep while you're trying to take a bite out of me. ❜

❛ What's the worst that you could do to me? ❜

❛ That's not a color, it's a shade. ❜

❛ Don't disagree with me. ❜

❛ I just want you to be my next mistake that I'm gonna make. ❜

❛ That shit is gonna kill you. ❜

❛ Well now you're gonna die too. ❜

❛ I know your dying wish is to be baptized in my spit. ❜

❛ She walked away, I didn't get her name. ❜

❛ I can't explain the look on her face. ❜

❛ There's no use talking. I'm a dead man walking. ❜

❛ I was thirsty and I wanted more. ❜

❛ Sometimes I hate every stupid word you say. ❜

❛ Sometimes I wanna slap you on your whole face. ❜

❛ There's no one quite like you. ❜

❛ You push ALL my buttons down! ❜

❛ I know life would suck without you. ❜

❛ I wanna hug you and at the same time wrap my hands around your neck. ❜

❛ You're an asshole but I love you. ❜

❛ You make me so mad I ask myself why I'm still here. ❜

❛ I hate you! I really hate you! ❜

❛ Just once please try not to be so mean. ❜

❛ Why do you say the things that you say? ❜

❛ Maybe I'm making things too hard. ❜

❛ Tell me that everything's alright. ❜

❛ I can take you all around the world, my pleasure. ❜

❛ I'm tired of playing pretend. ❜

❛ The sun doesn't shine when you're not here. ❜

❛ Am I making things clear? ❜

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CHEESE GOLD PART 4

Sentence starters of varying degrees from things my friends and I have said. Platonic // Romantic // Suggestive. Change pronouns as you see fit.

❛ God's favorite e-kitten is gone now. Shaking my lil bell as I get out.❜

❛ Oh... It's me... I'm the cuck... ❜

❛ I'm gonna kill you. I'm not on tiktok, I don't have to say unalive. I'm gonna kill you. ❜

❛ One tells truth, the other tells lies. The third one just says skibidi.❜

❛ I'm gonna listen to [name]. We're so young.❜

❛ Oh bRRUUUDER…… stop shooting me.. i'm just a wee lad..❜

❛ I mean I am [name]'s brother, but not the liar part, that's [his/her/their] individual character trait. ❜

❛ Why can't I quit! I don't want to be squidward anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ❜

❛ Ok. You wanna do skibidi? ❜

❛ No because Marvel didn't really get into the details of it like skibidi toilet does. ❜

❛ Kirby can you stop bonking your little bitch head?! I'm sorry I'm being really mean to Kirby. ❜

❛ Yes yes suck you BITCH! I need to stop talking-❜

❛ Keep you on your fucking toes. You don't have toes, you have talons, you fucking BITCH!❜

❛ You know who also doesn't have toes? Me.❜

❛ They put knives on a bird! That's against the will of god! ❜

❛ You already have an exoskeleton bro, you don't need rights. ❜

❛ Ah, just what I wanted to hear. ❜

❛ Pissing by yourself, [name]? ❜

❛ Don't worry kitten, daddy's got this. ❜

❛ It's brat summer, right [name]? ❜

❛ Actually… yes... how did you know that? ❜

❛ I have my finger on the pulse of society. ❜

❛ No seriously, where did you learn that? ❜

❛ Did you hear the drama that Big Justice is jealous of The Rizzler for his innate aura? ❜

❛ WHO IS TEACHING YOU ALL OF THIS?! ❜

❛ I HAVE MADE A GRAVE ERROR ... ❜

❛ You've heard of match my freak now get ready for: Match my asshole. ❜

❛ I can charge them more because they're rich. ❜

❛ A little dwarf man scurried upon him-! ❜

❛ Using your bf's balls against y-oh. THEY'RE BALLS OF STEEL!!❜

❛ Gimme. Gimme the remote. I'm going feral. I'm going to bite you. ❜

❛ Well, he did do a little hawk tua. ❜

❛ HE SPIT ON THAT THANG! ❜

❛ He did spit on that thang... ❜

❛ Mickey mouse vore. I'm just gonna say words and you're gonna have to deal with them. Mickey mouse mpreg. ❜

❛ Guys he's full of evil! There's no cider in this man!! ❜

❛ How do I have 10 more? Chill. I'm playing TFT man. ❜

❛ I'm invalidating your opinion now, I don't even care. You can't make these takes. ❜

❛ I'm literally fucking just sitting here and you're always bullying me I don't deserve this. ❜

❛ If heaven is a place on earth, then I think hell is a waffle house. ❜

❛ If this is one of [name]'s favorites, there has to be something fucking wrong with him. I don't know if it's something we have to judge him for but-❜

❛ Did I beat you? Fastest pisser in the west.❜

❛ My word is god. Shut up.❜

❛ Wow it's really hard carrying this group by being funny. ❜

❛ I can call you a nerd or I can call you Young Sheldon pick your poison bro. ❜

❛ You know [name] you're such a big nerd that sometimes I forget you're actually experienced in relationships. ❜

❛ I just wanted to feel cute for one fucking day of my life.❜

❛ We are friends but I will kill you. ❜

❛ He's gonna brokeback the mountain. ❜

❛ You can't just ask a chicken what it does. It lives, It breathes, It dreams, It has desires.❜

❛ He does not have the swag of someone with 60,000 bees in him. ❜

❛ There is nothing sadder than a beeless swag. ❜

❛ He's bussin' it down peanut style. ❜

❛ 30% of homestuck should be public domain. He can keep Vriska.❜

❛ So anyway, about my Visions. ❜

❛ I'm gonna fucking fart. ❜

❛ It wasn't a cuck bed, by the way. It was sushi. ❜

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KNOW YOUR IDOL

An assortment of questions for fans/friends to interview idol muses. Idol muses to speak candidly, managers of idol muses and rival idol groups. Feel free to to send anonymously or not. Adjust pronouns as needed.

INTERVIEW

❛ Are the rumors about you and [name] true? ❜

❛ We all know you have a secret [boyfriend/girlfriend/partner] so stop hiding them already. ❜

❛ What's your type? ❜

❛ You’ve been spotted with [name] a lot lately… is there something going on between you two? ❜

❛ Fans noticed you weren’t wearing your ring at the last performance. Does that mean anything? ❜

❛ How could you and [name] be together?! They aren't even your type! ❜

❛ Who was that mystery person you were photographed leaving the hotel with? ❜

❛ People say you and [name] aren’t as close anymore. What happened? ❜

❛ Do you ever get jealous seeing other idols date openly? ❜

❛ Have you ever broken a dating ban… and did you get caught? ❜

❛ Tell me exactly who you’re dating right now. I need names. ❜

❛ I want the details about the last time you kissed someone. Don’t leave anything out. ❜

❛ Who was the last person you texted before going on stage tonight? ❜

❛ Is it true one of your songs is secretly about a breakup? ❜

❛ Some fans think your chemistry with [name] is too good to be acting. What do you say to that? ❜

❛ Why did you unfollow [name] on Instagram? ❜

❛ Rumor has it you almost quit the group once, is that true? ❜

❛ Do you think your fans would accept you if you admitted to dating? ❜

❛ You seemed upset during the encore last night. Was something going on backstage? ❜

❛ What does your pillow smell like? ❜

❛ Tell me every person you’ve ever kissed, dated, or wanted to kiss. ❜

❛ Who was your first love, and do you still think about them? ❜

❛ Is there a rivalry between you and [name/group], or are fans just imagining it? ❜

❛ How many times have you had your heart broken since debut? ❜

❛ If you could date anyone right now, idol or not, who would it be? ❜

❛ How do you feel about the hate comments calling you the “weakest” in the group? ❜

❛ Is it true your family doesn’t support your career? ❜

❛ Why are there always strange marks or bruises on your arms? Are you hiding something? ❜

❛ Why are there always rumors of accidents and bad luck after your fan meetings? ❜

❛ How much of what we see on stage is actually you? ❜

❛ Some say you only got this far because of your looks. How do you feel about that? ❜

❛ What’s your response to rumors that you’ve secretly dated older men in the industry? ❜

❛ Do you ever worry that your fans don’t actually know the real you? ❜

IDOL

❛ Haha yeah I’m fine. Just crying in the company bathroom stall again, it’s basically part of the schedule at this point. ❜

❛ If one more person tells me to ‘just smile more,’ I will simply evaporate into the void. ❜

❛ I love being called a ‘national treasure’ while my mental health is actively being repossessed. ❜

❛ I have an angelic voice? Yeah I better, I sold my soul two comebacks ago. ❜

❛ Haha no worries, I didn’t want free will anyway. ❜

❛ I can’t remember the last time I was just… myself. ❜

❛ They don’t love me, they love the version of me I’ve been forced to play. ❜

❛ Every smile I give feels like a mask I can’t take off. ❜

❛ I’m surrounded by fans, but I’ve never felt lonelier. ❜

❛ I’ve given them everything, and somehow it’s still never enough. ❜

❛ When the lights go out, I feel like I disappear too. ❜

❛ I thought this stage would be my dream, but it feels more like a cage. ❜

❛ They’ve taken my voice, my image, my life… and left me with nothing. ❜

❛ I’m tired of being perfect for everyone else. ❜

❛ I can’t keep pretending I’m okay just because people need me to smile. ❜

❛ I look in the mirror and don’t recognize who’s staring back at me. ❜

❛ I’m not sure anyone remembers who I was before the fame. ❜

❛ Sometimes I wonder if my smile looks more serial killer or more hostage situation. ❜

❛ If I collapse on stage, just tell them it was part of the choreography. ❜

❛ Yeah I’m totally living the dream … if the dream is capitalism in glitter. ❜

❛ Why do fans keep saying I look tired? Bestie, that’s not a look, that’s a lifestyle. ❜

❛ Every time I bow, I’m also spiritually collapsing. Multi-tasking queen. ❜

❛ The company said ‘no dating,’ so now I’m in a committed relationship with burnout. ❜

❛ If I smile any harder, my jaw is going to file for workers comp. ❜

❛ Sometimes I wonder if disappearing would even matter… or if they’d just replace me. ❜

❛ I can’t tell if I’m loved or if I’m just entertainment. ❜

❛ Sure I’m loved by millions, but can I be loved by a nap? ❜

❛ My therapist said I should set boundaries, and I told her I don’t have the rights to those. ❜

❛ Yeah, I’m fine. By fine I mean emotionally concussed but still sparkly. ❜

❛ Who needs therapy when you have a fandom shipping you with your bandmates? ❜

❛ Don’t worry, if I burn out completely, the company will just rebrand me as a tragic backstory. ❜

❛ I can’t believe people ship me with my bandmate… actually, never mind, I totally can. ❜

❛ The fans think I’m secretly dating someone but I don’t even have time to secretly sleep. ❜

❛ Honestly, if you’re going to stalk me, at least buy merch first. Support small businesses. ❜

❛ Imagine being accused of having a sugar daddy when I can’t even afford boba. ❜

❛ The company told me to act innocent, but my resting face is literally “guilty.” ❜

❛ Dating scandal? No, babe, I’m just socially awkward and stood too close. ❜

❛ Honestly, if I get canceled, I hope it’s for something cool. Like summoning demons. ❜

❛ I can’t wink without breaking someone’s heart. It’s a gift and a curse. ❜

❛ I stayed up all night thinking of captions… still none were worthy of my brilliance. ❜

❛ I think people think I’m mysterious, but I honestly just forgot my lines again. ❜

❛ Cute? Yeah. Innocent? Absolutely not. ❜

❛ Honestly, I don’t even have competition. I am the standard. ❜

❛ They should be grateful just to breathe the same air as me. ❜

❛ I don’t practice to improve. I practice so I don’t get bored. ❜

❛ Every stage is mine the second I step on it. ❜

❛ The industry doesn’t deserve me, but here I am anyway. ❜

❛ You can’t rush art, and I am… art. ❜

❛ Don’t tag me in that picture, my hair looks criminal. ❜

❛ Which angle makes me look more like a legend? Left or left? ❜

❛ Hi! Hi! Did you eat? Drink water? Stretch?? ❜

❛ I’m just happy to be here—actually no, I’m thrilled! ❜

❛ Oh my gosh, I love your outfit, it’s so… you! ❜

❛ I baked cookies! Don’t ask if they’re edible, just take one! ❜

❛ Life’s too short to frown, so smile with me, okay? ❜

❛ Pretty stage dresses feel like straightjackets. ❜

❛ Wanna arm wrestle? No cameras, I just want to prove I can. ❜

❛ I clean up well, but don’t get used to it. ❜

❛ Ugh, I’m not leaving this couch for less than a paycheck. ❜

❛ Want me to carry that for you? No, really, it’s like a warm-up set. ❜

❛ If I miss one workout, I feel like I’m betraying my muscles. ❜

❛ I’m everyone’s sweetheart on stage, everyone’s nightmare off stage. ❜

❛ I promise I’ll be my best self… eventually. ❜

❛ Sure, I’ll wear the dress. Just don’t expect me to sit still in it. ❜

❛ You think I look scary? Good. Means you’re paying attention. ❜

❛ I’m not here to be soft. I’m here to be unforgettable. ❜

❛ My parents told me to “tone it down,” so I got louder. ❜

❛ Don’t call me delicate. I’ll break before I bend. ❜

❛ If confidence looks like arrogance, then fine, I’m arrogant. ❜

❛ My favorite accessory is attitude. ❜

❛ If I don’t fit the mold, maybe the mold is the problem. ❜

MANAGER

❛ You’re adorable. You’re also an insomniac menace. Balance that. ❜

❛ Smile like you’re happy, not like you’re plotting a homicide please. ❜

❛ I know you secretly hate the fluffy photo shoots but can you please just cooperate? ❜

❛ Stop arguing with the choreographer. Just dance. ❜

❛ The outfit isn’t negotiable. You look fine. Stop sulking. ❜

❛ I know you think it’s unfair but the schedule doesn’t bend for anyone. ❜

❛ Stop staring at the fans like that. You’re making them uncomfortable. ❜

❛ I don’t want excuses about the lines. You’ve had weeks to memorize them. ❜

❛ Hydrate. Eat. Sleep. Repeat. If you skip one, you ruin everything. ❜

❛ I don’t care if you’re “not feeling it” get out there and perform. ❜

❛ This isn’t personal. You’re just part of a machine. Handle it. ❜

❛ You think I don’t notice you skipping meals? Eat. For me. ❜

❛ Stop staring at your phone. I’m worried you’re overthinking every comment. ❜

❛ Get your rest tonight. No, seriously. I mean it. Sleep. ❜

❛ You’re going to be cranky tomorrow if you don’t eat. Trust me, the fans don’t want a cranky performance. ❜

❛ I know you’re anxious about the performance, but you’re not allowed to talk yourself out of it. ❜

❛ I know you want to do everything perfectly, but you’re human. Even the fans know that. ❜

❛ Stop rolling your eyes. You’re not the only one stressed. And yes, I’m stressed too. ❜

❛ You can complain, sulk, or glare at me all you want but I’m not letting anything happen to you out there. ❜

❛ I can see you’re frustrated. Let’s take five, breathe, and then kill that stage. ❜

❛ If you stumble on stage, it won’t be the end of the world. I’ll still be proud of you. ❜

❛ I can see how exhausted you are, and it terrifies me. Please… rest. ❜

❛ You don’t have to be perfect. You just have to be you, and that’s enough for me. ❜

❛ If you cry tonight, I’ll sit with you. I don’t care where or when. ❜

RIVALS

❛ Congrats on the win… must feel nice to finally beat us once. ❜

❛ Cute choreography. Did your mommy help with that? ❜

❛ Oh, you call that singing live? Brave. ❜

❛ Enjoy the spotlight while it lasts. We’ll be taking it back. ❜

❛ Don’t get too comfortable. The charts won’t coddle you for long. ❜

❛ Wow, matching outfits again? Original. ❜

❛ Nice try. We did it first, and better. ❜

❛ Keep practicing. Maybe one day you’ll reach our level. ❜

❛ Oh, you won? Congrats. The pity votes really came through. ❜

❛ That fan chant sounded weak. Guess ours drowned yours out. ❜

❛ Funny how you’re always “inspired” by us. ❜

❛ Do you even remember what it’s like to win first place? ❜

❛ Thanks for being our opening act. You really warm up the crowd. ❜

❛ We’re not rivals. You’re just chasing our shadow. ❜

❛ Smile while you can. Scandals don’t stay buried forever. ❜

❛ Don’t confuse popularity with talent. ❜

❛ Better luck next comeback. Or the one after. Or… the one after that. ❜

❛ Try not to trip over our leftovers. ❜

❛ It must be exhausting, always running after us. ❜

❛ Cute fanbase you’ve got. Shame half of them stream our songs too. ❜

❛ Oh, you looked so… energetic up there. Really gave it your all. ❜

❛ That high note was bold. Not everyone could pull that off. ❜

❛ Your concept this album feels… familiar. Déjà vu, maybe. ❜

❛ It’s cute how hard you’re working to keep up. ❜

❛ You’ve really improved since your debut. Still a little rough, but progress. ❜

❛ Your fans must be proud you tried. ❜

❛ That outfit was daring. Personally, I’d never risk it. ❜

❛ Oh, you’re trending! Even if it’s not for your music. ❜

❛ Your performance was… refreshing. I can’t say I’ve ever seen something like that before. ❜

❛ Your choreography looks exhausting. We’d never put our members through that. ❜

❛ The passion you bring to the stage almost distracts from the mistakes. Almost. ❜

❛ You’ve really carved out your own little niche. It’s… adorable. ❜

❛ We love how unique your styling is. It really stands out in the industry. ❜

❛ That concept must have been hard for you to pull off. Good effort, though. ❜

❛ You’ve really nailed the art of making the most out of very little. ❜

❛ So glad to see you guys getting recognition at last. ❜

❛ You’ve got such dedicated fans. It’s sweet how much they support you. ❜

❛ Every group has their strengths. Yours are… well, different. ❜

❛ You definitely gave people something to talk about. ❜

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TAGS I'VE SEEN ON MY DASH

Starters from tags I've seen on my dash. Feel free to change any pronouns as needed and adjust however necessary.

❛ HE'S INSANE! ❜

❛ You are a FREAK of nature. ❜

❛ YES! I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU ALSO SEE THE VISION … ❜

❛ WOULD YOU RATHER … COMPLIMENT SOME GUYS MUSCLES OR HAVE HIM COMPLIMENT YOU AND IMPLY THAT YOU MAY HAVE TO GET DEVOURED BY A FOREST CREATURE IN THE SAME BREATH????? ❜

❛ LOVE OF MY LIIIIIFE!!! THIS IS MY WHOLE WIFEYY!! ❜

❛ Please never think I lost interest. I only lost my mind. ❜

❛ I'm just saying my heart??? Massive. ❜

❛ Rest in pepperonis [name]. ❜

❛ I'm cleaning off the cobwebs here. Don't mind me. ❜

❛ Play board games with him you said. Bet you weren't expecting CANDYLAND! ❜

❛ COUCH IS LOVE! COUCH IS LIFE! ❜

❛ I want to say I'm sorry but I'm not. ❜

❛ Actually reported. The audacity. ❜

❛ I'm pushing all my barbies into your barbies. ❜

❛ She's so nervous and awkward I love her. ❜

❛ Please beat his ass. I give you the ok. ❜

❛ I don't know what this is, but here you go. ❜

❛ Go to sleep. It's past your bedtime you horny bitch.❜

❛ He don't know how romance works. ❜

❛ I have a feeling I didn't really answer the question. ❜

❛ I swear I will find it and I didn't hallucinate it. ❜

❛ I keep thinking about that one sonic tiktok using the king of the hill joke and I'm still crying laughing about it. ❜

❛ Mother is here. ❜

❛ Should I do it? No obviously. Am I going to? I don't know yet. ❜

❛ How do you casually ask another man to ride in a car … that you just met? ❜

❛ I have two types: Older Brother or someone full of whimsy. ❜

❛ I will have my cowboy empire. ❜

❛ If the good lord's willing and the creek don't rise- ❜

❛ I have a lot of organized crime baddies. ❜

❛ Is this ass guys? I can't tell if this is ass. ❜

❛ MUST BE JELLY CUZ JAM DON'T SHAKE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?! ❜

❛ Okay I'm ready you can put me down now. ❜

❛ I'm here now and I need to make it everyone's problem. ❜

❛ I can and will abuse this power. ❜

❛ Forgive him, the tomatoes made him do it. ❜

❛ It's not too late for us. ❜

❛ Glass bones doesn't get you to the top. Vegetables do. ❜

❛ Neglect your veggies and you'll end up getting blown away. ❜

❛ They were in fact my sins. She was simply Satan. ❜

❛ Cute girlfriend acquired. ❜

❛ I'm lactose intolerant but I still think you're great. ❜

[milkmemes]

TAGS I'VE SEEN ON MY DASH

Starters from tags I've seen on my dash. Feel free to change any pronouns as needed and adjust however necessary.

❛ HE'S INSANE! ❜

❛ You are a FREAK of nature. ❜

❛ YES! I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU ALSO SEE THE VISION … ❜

❛ WOULD YOU RATHER … COMPLIMENT SOME GUYS MUSCLES OR HAVE HIM COMPLIMENT YOU AND IMPLY THAT YOU MAY HAVE TO GET DEVOURED BY A FOREST CREATURE IN THE SAME BREATH????? ❜

❛ LOVE OF MY LIIIIIFE!!! THIS IS MY WHOLE WIFEYY!! ❜

❛ Please never think I lost interest. I only lost my mind. ❜

❛ I'm just saying my heart??? Massive. ❜

❛ Rest in pepperonis [name]. ❜

❛ I'm cleaning off the cobwebs here. Don't mind me. ❜

❛ Play board games with him you said. Bet you weren't expecting CANDYLAND! ❜

❛ COUCH IS LOVE! COUCH IS LIFE! ❜

❛ I want to say I'm sorry but I'm not. ❜

❛ Actually reported. The audacity. ❜

❛ I'm pushing all my barbies into your barbies. ❜

❛ She's so nervous and awkward I love her. ❜

❛ Please beat his ass. I give you the ok. ❜

❛ I don't know what this is, but here you go. ❜

❛ Go to sleep. It's past your bedtime you horny bitch.❜

❛ He don't know how romance works. ❜

❛ I have a feeling I didn't really answer the question. ❜

❛ I swear I will find it and I didn't hallucinate it. ❜

❛ I keep thinking about that one sonic tiktok using the king of the hill joke and I'm still crying laughing about it. ❜

❛ Mother is here. ❜

❛ Should I do it? No obviously. Am I going to? I don't know yet. ❜

❛ How do you casually ask another man to ride in a car … that you just met? ❜

❛ I have two types: Older Brother or someone full of whimsy. ❜

❛ I will have my cowboy empire. ❜

❛ If the good lord's willing and the creek don't rise- ❜

❛ I have a lot of organized crime baddies. ❜

❛ Is this ass guys? I can't tell if this is ass. ❜

❛ MUST BE JELLY CUZ JAM DON'T SHAKE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?! ❜

❛ Okay I'm ready you can put me down now. ❜

❛ I'm here now and I need to make it everyone's problem. ❜

❛ I can and will abuse this power. ❜

❛ Forgive him, the tomatoes made him do it. ❜

❛ It's not too late for us. ❜

❛ Glass bones doesn't get you to the top. Vegetables do. ❜

❛ Neglect your veggies and you'll end up getting blown away. ❜

❛ They were in fact my sins. She was simply Satan. ❜

❛ Cute girlfriend acquired. ❜

❛ I'm lactose intolerant but I still think you're great. ❜

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GRAPHIC / ICON COMMISSIONS

If you’re interested in commissioning me feel free to reach out through IMs, Asks, etc. I take payment before I start working on anything and it is made through PayPal and Kofi (Once I clean it up). Donation / tips are appreciated.

Icon Commissions 90 x 90 set of 100 base RP icons $5 RP 100 icons $10 RP 300 icons $15 RP 400 icons

Banner Commissions Standard Banner (Headcanon, OOC, etc.) - $10 Each Animated Graphics - +$1 to base price per graphic

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MILK PROMPTS

Prompts that all revolve around Milk. Some range from Horror, Romance, Comedy, Sci-Fi, etc.

❛ You always forget your coffee’s milk, but you remember mine. That’s how I knew. ❜ ❛ Is this your way of flirting? Offering warm milk at 2 a.m.? Because it’s working. ❜ ❛ You’re lactose intolerant and you still tried my milkshake. That’s love. ❜ ❛ You’ve got a milk mustache… no, don’t wipe it, it’s cute. ❜ ❛ You came all this way just to bring me milk for my tea? ❜ ❛ It’s silly, but I can’t drink milk without thinking of you. ❜ ❛ I don't know what kind of spell you put in that milk tea, but I think I’m in love. ❜ ❛ You gave me your last carton of strawberry milk. That’s more romantic than flowers.❜ ❛ This is our thing now—late nights and warm milk. ❜ ❛ You always order that sweet milk coffee. You never change. I kinda love that. ❜ ❛ That’s not milk. I don’t know what it is, but it’s not from a cow. ❜ ❛ The milk was warm when I opened the fridge. And I live alone. ❜ ❛ You spilled the milk again? You know what that means, don’t you? ❜ ❛ There’s a face in the milk. I saw it blink. ❜ ❛ Don’t drink that. It wasn’t meant for humans. ❜ ❛ Every morning there's a fresh bottle of milk on my doorstep. But no one delivers it. ❜ ❛ I asked for oat milk. Not… this. ❜ ❛ There’s something floating in the milk. Something… alive. ❜ ❛ The cult said if I drank it, I’d be reborn. ❜ ❛ I can’t stop drinking it. I think it’s changing me. ❜ ❛ You smell like milk. Sour milk. ❜ ❛ I spilled milk once and they screamed like I’d killed someone. ❜ ❛ I don’t remember pouring that glass… but it’s empty now. ❜ ❛ The milk in this house curdles if you lie. ❜ ❛ You’re not supposed to cry over spilled milk… but that wasn’t milk. ❜ ❛ Milk’s supposed to go bad eventually. This hasn’t changed in years.❜ ❛ The more you drink it, the more you forget. ❜ ❛ I think someone left a message in the foam. ❜ ❛ This milk isn’t for you. It’s for the ghost child who cries outside at dawn. ❜ ❛ I woke up with a mouth full of milk and no memory. ❜ ❛ You bathed in it? Are you out of your mind? ❜ ❛ It’s part of the ritual. You drink the milk to prove you’re loyal. ❜ ❛ Don’t you get it? Milk feeds them. ❜ ❛ She said her bones were hollow until she started drinking that milk. ❜ ❛ I drank it to make the dreams stop. Now they’re louder. ❜ ❛ That milk isn’t from a cow. It’s from the thing in the basement. ❜ ❛ He bled milk. White, thick, like cream. ❜ ❛ What kind of animal produces milk like that? ❜ ❛ Why does the milk taste like metal? ❜ ❛ It’s enchanted. One sip and you’ll remember a life you never lived. ❜ ❛ The baby won’t stop crying unless I give it that milk. ❜ ❛ It’s not a craving. It’s a need. ❜ ❛ Why are your eyes the color of spoiled milk? ❜ ❛ I told them I was lactose intolerant. They laughed and poured me a glass anyway. ❜ ❛ There’s something ancient in that dairy farm. Something hungry. ❜ ❛ You’ve been boiling milk for hours. What are you waiting for? ❜ ❛ The milk glows. What did you summon? ❜ ❛ The smell of milk makes me nauseous now. Ever since the incident.❜ ❛ I think the milk remembers. ❜ ❛ If you’re going to confess, do it before the milk sours. ❜ ❛ It’s sweet. Too sweet. Milk isn’t supposed to taste like this. ❜ ❛ The cat won’t go near it, and that tells me everything I need to know. ❜

❛ You put what in my milk?! ❜ ❛ She says she’s nursing the town back to health. I say we’re all being fed. ❜ ❛ I’m not your mother. And that’s not milk. ❜ ❛ This one glass of milk costs more than your life. ❜ ❛ Who drinks milk during a funeral? ❜ ❛ There’s milk in the bathtub. White, thick, and warm. ❜ ❛ I don’t care how thirsty you are—don’t drink that milk. ❜ ❛ The glass was full when I left. Now it’s empty. And she’s smiling. ❜ ❛ You bartered two solar cells just to get me a milkshake? That’s… kind of hot. ❜ ❛ The android keeps offering me milk. I think it’s learning affection. ❜ ❛ I saw milk in your fridge and thought—damn, she’s still here in the little ways. ❜ ❛ He can’t sleep without warm milk. I learned that the hard way. ❜ ❛ The milk turns pink when you lie. ❜ ❛ It’s not about the milk. It’s about what you’re pretending not to feel.❜ ❛ Every time I drink it, I remember things I swear never happened. ❜ ❛ You can’t keep blaming the milk for what you did. ❜ ❛ The milk is the only thing that’s real anymore. ❜ ❛ You bought the kind I like. You remembered… even after everything.❜ ❛ I haven’t had milk since you left. Couldn’t stomach it. ❜ ❛ This glass of milk is older than our last conversation. ❜ ❛ You still drink it warm at night. I used to think it was cute. Now it just hurts to see. ❜ ❛ You always hated the taste. So why are you drinking it now? ❜ ❛ It’s spoiled. Just like us. ❜ ❛ I poured two glasses out of habit. One for me… one for a ghost. ❜ ❛ She used to sing to me while stirring the milk. Now the silence is deafening. ❜ ❛ I brought you milk and bread. Just like the old days. Just… say something. ❜ ❛ You knew I was allergic. Did you do it on purpose? ❜ ❛ There’s milk in the fridge. That means she was just here. ❜ ❛ I was trying to help. I thought warm milk would calm you down. ❜ ❛ Don’t touch me—don't act like a glass of milk is going to fix this. ❜ ❛ We used to sit on the porch with milkshakes. Now you can’t even look at me. ❜ ❛ Why is there strawberry milk in the fridge? You know that was her favorite. ❜ ❛ You never made me milk when I had nightmares. But you made it for him. ❜ ❛ I know it’s dumb, okay? But the way you used to stir sugar into my milk… I miss that.❜ ❛ You still drink out of the cup she gave you. That chipped one. You’re not over her, are you? ❜ ❛ It’s just milk. Why are you crying? ❜ ❛ I drank it, even though it made me sick. I wanted to feel something.❜ ❛ Every time I smell milk, I think of that night. The screaming. The fire. You walking away. ❜ ❛ Do you still drink milk before bed? Or did you stop after me? ❜ ❛ I left you milk and a note. I never thought that would be the last thing I’d ever give you. ❜ ❛ You used to make fun of me for drinking milk. Then you started doing it after I left. Why? ❜

[milkmemes]

THINGS MY GIRLFRIEND HAS SAID

Sentence Quotes Starters of absolute bangers my girlfriend has said. Adjust pronouns as needed.

❛ We'll just have to be berry bushes until we starve and die. ❜

❛ You just have a full heart for lesbians it's okay. ❜

❛ You just wanted me for my big butt and gamer girl skills. I understand. ❜

❛ You may be looking for a capture card but you managed to capture this heart. ❜

❛ YOU'RE NOT GETTING WITH MY MOM! ❜

❛ Somebody's gotta write those novels for the lonely moms of the world. ❜

❛ BAM! M!preg! ❜

❛ I'm going to throttle you. ❜

❛ Did you also know your laugh is one of the best ones I've ever heard? Because it is. ❜

❛ If you're not fulfilling the job then you're just a failure. You're a loser. ❜

❛ Sailor Moon made me pansexual. ❜

❛ You're so romantic I love you. ❜

❛ I'm honestly glad the game didn't white wash my babies. ❜

❛ I WAS ABOUT TO HAUNT YOUR ASS! ❜

❛ I have goth aesthetics but I'm a sunshine girl. My life is a mess. ❜

❛ YOU'RE ALWAYS INTO THE GOTH GIRL! ❜

❛ I don't need to worry about real people, just the fictional ones. ❜

❛ No longer proud of you. IT'S BEEN REVOKED! ❜

❛ More like your lips be craving this pillow I'm about to smack you with.❜

❛ My big butt and my gamer girl skills? I got them on my own, baby.❜

❛ No sweet dreams. Only vengeance. ❜

❛ We should let them be a little gay as a treat. ❜

❛ Imagine outing me to my wife. ❜

❛ I'M A LEGEND! ❜

❛ I'm reporting you for harassment. ❜

❛ YEAH SIT BACK DOWN, DONUT BOY. ❜

❛ That wasn't very habanero of you ❜

❛ E-Kitten, come hither. ❜

❛ Me, standing on my 3 year relationship with Mr. Milk Dud. ❜

❛ So I'm like queen cringe in that regard. ❜

❛ WANNA SEE MY COOL DRAGON THATS NOT A LISA FRANK INSPIRED ONE?? ❜

❛ When [Name] supports my illogical hatred for chicken strips. ❜

❛ I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS! ❜

[milkmemes]

THINGS MY GIRLFRIEND HAS SAID PART 2

Sentence Quotes Starters of absolute bangers my girlfriend has said. Adjust pronouns as needed.

❛ OH SO I'M NOT ALLOWED TO MISS YOU NOW? ❜

❛ I'm gonna punch him. ❜

❛ I'm gonna just go melt in the corner, thanks. ❜

❛ I'mma kick your booty. ❜

❛ YOURE IN DANGER TODAY MISTER! ❜

❛ MY EVERYTHING HURTS! ❜

❛ YOU'RE MY LITTLE GUY! ❜

❛ OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT, MY CLONE AND I COULD COME TO A TRUCE! ❜

❛ You're analyzing my clown levels, I respect it. ❜

❛ You're voted off the island. I trusted you. ❜

❛ I'm the morning rain cloud. I roll in with unexpected showers of violence. ❜

❛ You can just steal babies? ❜

❛ YOU BOTH ARE OVER HERE KILLING PEOPLE!! ❜

❛ My sims just complain about doing the clothes all the time and about how their neighbors have horrible music taste and their kids are a mistake to society. ❜

❛ Imagine having your own toddler pull a knife on you. ❜

❛ If I was a teenager then that punk better also have the same nerve to hold their ground like an adult because we're both doing time for assault.❜

❛ You'd let a teenager just stab you? ❜

❛ Oh my gosh you could have a pet hedgehog! One that doesn't want to suck your blood! ❜

❛ Eating soggy cereal is one thing, but swallowing gum?! ❜

❛ YOU LITERALLY EAT SOGGY CEREAL WHAT?! ❜

❛ Soo is cereal just breakfast soup? ❜

❛ I bet [Name] loves melted ice cream. ❜

❛ That's why you and I get along so well, we're from the same circus. ❜

❛ Yeah I was a middle school mob boss. We ran that school. ❜

❛ Being a preteen girl was difficult. ❜

❛ That's traumatizing. ❜

❛ I think you're more intimidating than mysterious. ❜

❛ Thank you for the blackmail material. ❜

❛ Can I put a picture of you on my desk? ❜

❛ I called upon my spirit guides to run you over with a car. ❜

❛ Everyone wants you dead. ❜

❛ It's a rubber chicken! ❜

[milkmemes]

STAGES OF A RELATIONSHIP

Prompts for stages of a relationship. Feel free to change any pronouns as needed and adjust however necessary. Some may be usfw.

ACQUAINTANCES

❛ I swear I’ve seen you before, probably in a dream, or a mugshot. ❜

❛ Is this the part where we shake hands or just nod awkwardly? ❜

❛ You’re not as scary as people said. Yet. ❜

❛ We’ve met before, right? ❜

❛ I will forget your name in five minutes but I will never forget your aura. ❜

❛ Sorry, I don’t think I caught your name last time. ❜

❛ You seem familiar. Do I know you from somewhere? ❜

❛ Sorry, I’m terrible with names. I’ll probably call you “Hey you” forever. ❜

❛ So are we strangers, or is this the part where we overshare? ❜

❛ If we end up on a group project together, I’m not doing the PowerPoint. ❜

❛ So… what do you do? ❜

❛ I’ve heard about you, but this is our first time talking. ❜

❛ I don’t know much about you, honestly. ❜

❛ Wow, you talk. I thought you were just a background extra. ❜

❛ How do you already look like you’re over this conversation? ❜

❛ Don’t take this the wrong way, but I can’t tell if we’d get along or kill each other. ❜

❛ It’s weird finally putting a face to the name. ❜

❛ If you had to pick one Pokémon that describes your vibe, which one is it? ❜

❛ Do you come here often? ❜

❛ Oh cool, another NPC come to give me a side quest. ❜

❛ You look like you have main character energy but, like, season one when everything’s still a mess. ❜

❛ Small world, huh? ❜

❛ Sorry if I seem awkward, I’m not great with strangers. ❜

❛ You look like you know what you’re doing. ❜

❛ Wait, is this the start of a rom-com or a crime documentary? ❜

❛ You seem like someone who knows where the snacks are. ❜

❛ I have no idea who you are but I respect your vibe. ❜

❛ Are you new around here? ❜

❛ It’s nice to finally meet in person. ❜

❛ We don’t really know each other yet, but… I think we could get along. ❜

❛ Well, that was an interesting first impression. ❜

❛ Do you mind if I sit here? ❜

❛ I feel like I should know more about you than I do. ❜

❛ So… do we pretend we don’t know each other, or do we pretend we do? ❜

❛ Wait, are you the person I thought was a coat rack last week? ❜

❛ Oh, you’re taller than I imagined in my head. ❜

❛ You don’t look like a serial killer. That’s a good start. ❜

[SPILL] – Sender bumps into receiver and spills their coffee.

[WRONG NAME] – Sender accidentally calls receiver by the wrong name and freezes.

[DROP] – Sender drops something right at receiver’s feet and stumbles trying to pick it up.

[BRUSHED OFF] – Sender flinches when receiver brushes past without noticing.

[HESITANT] – Sender hesitates before offering a hand to help receiver up.

FRIENDS

❛ Congratulations, you’ve officially made my list of “people I tolerate.” ❜

❛ If we get arrested, I’m blaming you. ❜

❛ I like hanging out with you. ❜

❛ You always make the day a little better. ❜

❛ That was fun, we should do it again sometime. ❜

❛ Want to grab something to eat? My treat. ❜

❛ You’re so easy to talk to. ❜

❛ Honestly, I didn’t expect us to get along this well. ❜

❛ Why do we always end up in weird situations together? ❜

❛ If we had a sitcom, it’d be canceled after one episode. ❜

❛ I don’t know if we’re friends or just two people who roast each other a lot. ❜

❛ You make me laugh so much it’s suspicious. ❜

❛ I can’t believe we just spent three hours talking about nothing. ❜

❛ It’s been a while! I missed this. ❜

❛ You always know how to cheer me up. ❜

❛ Why do you always know what I’m thinking? ❜

❛ Let’s do something spontaneous. ❜

❛ Don’t worry, I already told everyone we’re a package deal. ❜

❛ You know I’d never let anyone else see me like this, right? ❜

❛ Okay, but if we’re friends, I get the cool nickname rights. ❜

❛ I trust you, you know? ❜

❛ You’re a good friend. ❜

❛ Thanks for always being there. ❜

❛ I don’t laugh like this with anyone else. ❜

❛ I feel like I can be myself with you. ❜

❛ You’re stuck with me now. ❜

❛ You know I only text you because I’m bored, right? ❜

❛ Okay, let’s go make some bad decisions together. ❜

❛ Wow you're a disaster. You're lucky you’re my favorite disaster. ❜

❛ I’d fight a raccoon for you. Not a bear. But a raccoon. ❜

❛ I volunteer us to be the comedic relief in someone else’s tragic backstory. ❜

❛ You’re my favorite clown, and I mean that with love. ❜

❛ We’re not a duo. We’re a legally recognized natural disaster. ❜

❛ Stop making me laugh in serious situations. People think I’m unstable. ❜

[PHOTO BOMB] – Sender leaps into receiver’s selfie at the last second.

[MESSY HUG] – Sender hugs receiver but picks them up and spins them around

[ANNOYING SONG] – Sender sings obnoxiously loud right in receiver’s ear.

[CARE PACKAGE] – Sender leaves something on receiver’s desk/doorstep without a note.

[LINGERING GOODBYE] – Sender takes a little too long to say goodbye.

[SHUTTER] – Sender snaps a candid photo of receiver and laughs when caught.

BEST FRIENDS

❛ If we’re not buried next to each other, I’ll haunt whoever planned it. ❜

❛ I know where all your skeletons are buried. Literally. ❜

❛ You’re basically my emotional support human. ❜

❛ We’d 100% survive a horror movie because we’d be too weird for the monster. ❜

❛ You’re the first person I want to tell everything to. ❜

❛ I don’t know what I’d do without you. ❜

❛ We’ve been through so much together. ❜

❛ You know me better than anyone else. ❜

❛ You’re like family to me. ❜

❛ I feel safe when you’re around. ❜

❛ Is this a best friend thing, or a soulmates-who-didn’t-read-the-instructions thing? ❜

❛ If we ever get matching tattoos, it’s going to be a slice of pizza. ❜

❛ You know you’ve ruined me for all other friendships, right? ❜

❛ People think we’re weird. I think they’re right. ❜

❛ Sometimes I think you understand me more than I do myself. ❜

❛ Are we just best friends, or something more? ❜

❛ You’re my favorite person. ❜

❛ If someone annoys you, I’ll just stand behind you and glare. ❜

❛ You’re the peanut butter to my extremely allergic jelly. ❜

❛ If I ever die, you’re responsible for deleting my search history. ❜

❛ No matter what happens, you’re my constant. ❜

❛ I don’t have to pretend with you. ❜

❛ People ask if we’re dating. No, babe, we’re feral. There’s a difference. ❜

❛ You’re always the one I run to. ❜

❛ If we get married to other people, they’re just going to have to deal with me third-wheeling forever. ❜

❛ You know we share a brain cell, right? ❜

❛ Best friends? Nah, we’re a cult of two. ❜

❛ I like you more than food. That’s serious. ❜

❛ I’ve never been closer to anyone than I am to you. ❜

❛ What would I even be without you? ❜

❛ Do you think we’re too close for just friends? ❜

❛ If anyone ever hurts you, I’ll destroy them. Emotionally. And maybe financially. ❜

❛ It’s not codependency, it’s… okay, it’s codependency. ❜

❛ Are we best friends, or just two idiots who won’t let go? ❜

❛ You’re the only one who can handle my brand of weird without calling the cops. ❜

❛ Bestie, we need to schedule a joint feral episode. ❜

[PHONE] – Sender steals receiver’s phone and starts taking cursed selfies on it.

[BONK] – Sender lightly knocks their head against receiver’s shoulder as a form of greeting.

[SQUISH] – Sender grabs receiver’s cheeks and squishes them together mid-sentence.

[HAND CUFF] – Sender grabs receiver’s hand in a moment of fear and doesn’t release.

[STAYING UP] – Sender stays up all night talking with receiver.

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

❛ This is so casual I might wear socks next time. ❜

❛ We said no strings, right? ❜

❛ This is just for fun… unless you want it to be more? ❜

❛ If you start making heart eyes, I’m leaving. ❜

❛ We should have an official FWB handbook. Step one: snacks. ❜

❛ Don’t look at me like that. It complicates things. ❜

❛ So… are we still just friends? ❜

❛ I can’t tell if we’re ruining this or making it better. ❜

❛ Should we come up with a safe word, or just wing it? ❜

❛ You know, for something casual, this is alarmingly fun. ❜

❛ I’m starting to suspect this friendship isn’t very platonic. ❜

❛ No one has to know. ❜

❛ Is this Netflix and chill or like, chaotic energy and mild regret? ❜

❛ That was supposed to be a one-time thing. ❜

❛ You know this changes everything, right? ❜

❛ If anyone finds out, we’re both dead. ❜

❛ Are we gonna debrief this like a business meeting? ❜

❛ Tell me you’re not catching feelings. ❜

❛ You’re addictive, you know that? ❜

❛ Is it weird to fist-bump after? Asking for a friend. ❜

❛ This is dangerous. We can’t keep doing this. ❜

❛ So, uh, you wanna get brunch after? Totally normal brunch. ❜

❛ You’re making this harder than it has to be. ❜

❛ Is this casual? It doesn’t feel casual. ❜

❛ Let’s just pretend this didn’t happen. ❜

❛ You said we wouldn’t cross that line… and then we did. ❜

❛ I think we crossed into something we can’t undo. ❜

[TOUCH] – Sender trails fingers along receiver’s arm absentmindedly.

[KABEDON] – Sender playfully pins receiver to the wall and whispers something in their ear.

[CLOSER] – Sender pulls receiver closer by the waistband.

[LINGERING STARE] – Sender watches receiver a little too long before looking away.

[PHOTO] - Sender sends Receiver a nude.

[QUIET] – Sender dresses quietly, trying not to wake receiver.

LOVERS

❛ You feel like home. ❜

❛ I can’t stop thinking about you. ❜

❛ When I look at you, everything else just fades away. ❜

❛ I’m only with you for your snacks. ❜

❛ I’ve never felt like this about anyone before. ❜

❛ You’re so cute it makes me want to fight God. ❜

❛ I want you, only you. ❜

❛ I’m falling for you. ❜

❛ You make everything better just by existing. ❜

❛ Do you want the last bite? Just kidding, I already ate it. ❜

❛ You make me want to be a better person. Or at least a funnier one. ❜

❛ Being with you makes the world softer. ❜

❛ You have no idea how much I love you. ❜

❛ When I said “I want to hold you,” I didn’t mean like a hostage. ❜

❛ I don’t ever want to lose you. ❜

❛ It scares me how much you mean to me. ❜

❛ I want forever with you. ❜

❛ You’re the best part of my life. ❜

❛ You’re mine. ❜

❛ I’m yours. Always. ❜

❛ I love the way you look at me. ❜

❛ Kiss me again. ❜

❛ You’re lucky you’re hot because wow, you’re annoying. ❜

❛ Our love language is memes and existential dread. ❜

❛ My kink is you existing in my general vicinity. ❜

❛ I’d die for you but I’d also dramatically complain about it first. ❜

❛ You’re my entire personality now. ❜

[AMBUSH] – Sender grabs receiver by the collar and kisses them out of nowhere.

[JACKET] – Sender throws their jacket over receiver’s shoulders without asking.

[BOOP] – Sender boops receiver on the nose and looks smug about it.

[LAP] – Sender rests their head in receiver’s lap without warning.

[RAIN SHIELD] – Sender covers receiver’s head with their jacket when it starts raining.

[PLEASE] – Sender grabs receiver’s hand desperately to stop them from walking away.

[CHEF BOYARDEE] – Sender tries (and fails) to cook something for receiver

[HOME CHEF] – Sender successfully cooks something for receiver

[HAND KISS] – Sender lifts receiver’s hand and presses a soft kiss to their knuckles.

[BED HEAD] – Sender combs their fingers through receiver’s hair gently.

SPOUSES

❛ Our marriage is just us arguing about takeout and Netflix, huh? ❜

❛ You still snore like a chainsaw, by the way. ❜

❛ It’s us against the world, always. ❜

❛ I can’t believe how lucky I got with you. ❜

❛ You know me better than anyone else ever could. ❜

❛ You’re my partner in everything. ❜

❛ We built a life together. ❜

❛ This ring means I legally get to annoy you forever. ❜

❛ If we ever get a divorce, I’m keeping all your hoodies. ❜

❛ After all these years, I still choose you. ❜

❛ Thank you for loving me when I didn’t deserve it. ❜

❛ You’re my Roman Empire. ❜

❛ You’re my favorite pain in the ass. And I mean that lovingly. Mostly. ❜

❛ We’ve been together so long that I can communicate with you entirely via sighs. ❜

❛ I like waking up next to you every day. ❜

❛ Marriage isn’t always easy, but it’s worth it with you. ❜

❛ This relationship has turned into an endless “who’s funnier” competition and I’m winning. ❜

❛ I wouldn’t trade this for anything. ❜

❛ We’ve been married so long, our arguments have seasons. ❜

❛ I fell in love with you because you were weird. I stayed because now we’re weird together. ❜

❛ You’re my home. Always have been. ❜

❛ Grow old with me. ❜

❛ We’ve been through hell and back, but we’re still standing. ❜

❛ You make even ordinary days feel special. ❜

❛ This ring means everything to me. ❜

❛ Let’s never stop choosing each other. ❜

❛ I still get butterflies, even now. ❜

❛ I’d marry you all over again. But maybe with better catering. ❜

❛ We’ve merged into one person who just yells at Alexa. ❜

[ICICLE FEET] – Sender sticks cold feet under receiver’s legs with an evil grin.

[SPIDER SACRIFICE] – Sender points silently at a spider and hides behind receiver.

[KITCHEN SLOW DANCE] – Sender grabs receiver’s hands and starts a slow dance

[TREMBLE] – Sender ties receiver’s tie or scarf with trembling hands.

[STOLEN SIP] – Sender takes a sip of receiver’s drink without asking and walks away.

[BACK HUG] – Sender hugs receiver from behind after a tense situation.

[INTERRUPT] – Sender kisses receiver mid-sentence to shut them up.

[GROCERY] – Sender tries to carry all the groceries at once and dramatically fails.

[SOCK SLIDE] – Sender runs and slides across the floor in socks, nearly colliding with receiver.

[HERO] – Sender shows up with receiver’s favorite food

[FRY HEIST] – Sender steals a fry off receiver’s plate, makes direct eye contact, and eats it very slowly.

ENEMIES

❛ Oh great, it’s you again. ❜

❛ Did you practice being this annoying or were you just born with it? ❜

❛ If eye rolls could kill, you’d be dead already. ❜

❛ I hate how much space you take up in my head. ❜

❛ You really think I’d forgive you for that? ❜

❛ You’re the last person I wanted to see today. ❜

❛ Stay out of my way. ❜

❛ You don’t scare me. ❜

❛ I don’t trust you. I never will. ❜

❛ We’re not allies. We’re not friends. We’re nothing. ❜

❛ You think you’re better than me? ❜

❛ I won’t forget what you did. ❜

❛ I’d say you’re the worst, but that feels like a compliment. ❜

❛ Why do you exist? Genuinely curious. ❜

❛ I’d rather hug a cactus than be civil to you. ❜

❛ If you vanished, I’d throw a party. ❜

❛ Please, keep talking. Your nonsense fuels me. ❜

❛ You ruined everything. ❜

❛ Why do you always have to be here? ❜

❛ I’d rather be anywhere but near you. ❜

❛ You have the personality of a wet sock. ❜

❛ Get out of my way before I make you. ❜

❛ You have no idea how much I hate you. ❜

❛ You can try, but you’ll never beat me. ❜

❛ You’re nothing to me. ❜

❛ Do you ever get tired of being a pain in my ass? ❜

❛ Why are you everywhere? Go be annoying somewhere else. ❜

❛ Wow, you’re still alive. Disappointing. ❜

❛ If you talk, I’m leaving. ❜

[SHOULDER CHECK] – Sender intentionally bumps into receiver’s shoulder hard.

[MIMIC] – Sender imitates every movement receiver makes until they snap.

[PAPER BALL] – Sender throws a crumpled paper ball at receiver from across the room.

[HAND HOVER] – Sender almost reaches to wipe blood off receiver’s face but stops.

[UNWANTED CARE] – Sender bandages receiver’s wound, avoiding eye contact.

[CHAIR STEAL] – Sender steals the seat receiver was just about to sit in.