Nxy Zor-El-Luthor

A DC dreamer with a soundtrack. Creating stories through melody, movies, and multiverse magic. Fanfiction, fandoms & full creative chaos.

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So I watched a movie called Cosmic Princess Kaguya ans it is on Netflix and I am obsessed with it. And I noticed something that made me cry.

Iroha had a pink octopus Keychain on her bag since the begging because her idol Yachiyo always has the pink octopus with her but since Yachiyo is Kaguya from the future that means when she stalked iroha when iroha was getting out of school she saw the pink octopus Keychain and when she made tsukuyomi she made the pink octopus always with her so she has a piece of Iroha after 8,000+ years

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Enid : You can’t threaten people with a candy cane.

Wednesday : It’s sharpened.

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Enid : You can’t threaten people with a candy cane.

Wednesday : It’s sharpened.

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Enid : You can’t threaten people with a candy cane.

Wednesday : It’s sharpened.

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Enid : You can’t threaten people with a candy cane.

Wednesday : It’s sharpened.

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Wednesday : You’re distracting.

Enid (sarcastic) : Oh no, am I being too loud?

Wednesday : No. You’re existing.

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Wednesday : I’m not short!

Enid : You’re literally looking up at me right now.

Wednesday : That’s because you’re wearing heels.

Enid : I’m barefoot.

Wednesday : …betrayal.

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Enid : Sometimes I feel like you don’t appreciate my sunshine-y personality.

Wednesday : I never said that.

Enid : Really?

Wednesday : It is useful.

Enid : …Useful?

Wednesday : Your brightness keeps people away from me. You’re my emotional guard dog.

Enid : I’M YOUR WHAT NOW??

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Wednesday : Stop being dramatic.

Enid : I’M NOT BEING DRAMATIC—

Wednesday : You are crying because I said you cannot adopt a raccoon we found in a dumpster.

Enid : His name was Gregory, Wednesday.

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Morticia : Darling, your father and I worry you don’t socialize.

Wednesday : I socialize.

Morticia : With who?

Wednesday : The abyss. And occasionally my roommate and thing.

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Eugene : I accidentally released my bees in the house.

Bianca : HOW IS THAT ACCIDENTAL—

Enid : Let them roam. They pay rent in honey.

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Agnes : I want to be just like Mom when I grow up.

Enid : Aww, that’s sweet!

Wednesday : smiles faintly

Agnes : Emotionally unavailable and terrifying.

Enid : …

Wednesday : still smiling

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Agnes : Mom, what’s sarcasm?

Wednesday : It’s like lying, but with style.

Enid : NO—DON’T—

Agnes : I am unstoppable now.

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Wednesday: black is superior to pink

Enid, across the room, snapping her neck to Weds: BLACKPINK MENTION

#i know for SURE enid is a kpop girly

Honestly? At this point I’m convinced she has a sixth sense specifically for girl groups.

I’m pretty sure she could be talking about the weather and still manage to name-drop at least three of them without breaking eye contact. Meanwhile Wednesday just stares at her like, ‘Why do these… Pink Blacks keep appearing in our conversations, and what do they want from us?

Enid : BLACKPINK is in your area!! We should totally watch one of their music videos!

Wednesday : Is there blood?

Enid : No… but there is dancing and amazing visuals!

Wednesday : Then why are they in my area? What do they want?

Enid : Wednesday, they’re a girl group, not a threat.

Wednesday : You say that, yet they arrive uninvited.

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Bianca : Wednesday, why is Enid the co-parent for all your… “children”?

Wednesday : They require emotional support.

Bianca : And why can’t you give them that?

Wednesday : Because they come to me leaking feelings from their eyes and expecting comfort. I am emotionally unavailable and fully intend to remain that way.

Enid : …so I’m the emotional parent?

Wednesday : Correct. You handle the crying. I handle the discipline.

Enid : That doesn’t sound fair.

Wednesday : It is perfectly fair. I have no interest in their emotions. Or anyone’s, except yours and even that is exhausting.

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Agnes : Mom, can I—

Wednesday : Ask your co-parent.

Enid : WHOA. HOLD ON. WHEN DID I BECOME A PARENT.

Wednesday : When you kept giving them juice boxes. Commitment is binding.

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Enid : Sweetheart, you cannot enroll Pugsley, Eugene, and Agnes in the “Wednesday Addams School of Advanced Violence.”

Wednesday : Why not? I am molding the next generation.

The Kids : I wanna be like her!

Bianca : THAT’S THE PROBLEM.