[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

All "takes" on this blog reflect real policy that will come to pass in the dark era of my rule

[dogpuppy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[inlandwest]

[0uu0]

I spent the month before my wedding (it was last saturday!) working on this huge angelgotchi tapestry to display at our reception! Really pleased with how it came out <3

[flanbolt]

[bodhi-devotee]

“you’re such a ray of sunshine!” thanks! one day i chose to act happy and then i kept choosing it over and over and over and over until the neurological pathways formed like desire paths in the thicket. i dug and clawed my nails into the grooves of my brain and carved out joy. i retouch it every day.

[roboco-san]

if you are pure of heart and strong of spirit, grocery shopping takes just half an hour and only hurts a little bit

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[bungleart]

[naturalpr3y]

My understanders will Understand me

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[livearound]

tweets i think about regularly

[loveridden1999]

[vermilionstarlight]

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

[fernsnailz]

:(

[valtrix]