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work is stupid. when am i going to get a letter in the mail from a mysterious relative i never met before and inherit a rustic castle somewhere in europe?

zinogre

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lmaonade

oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru

lmaonade

she heard my order exactly, i didn’t stutter, no uhhhh from me. clean, normal human interaction, just a fluid conversation. so cool

frawgs

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

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lmaonade

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can

bogfox

sunjins-remade

*disassociates while playing rhythm game and somehow gets a perfect score*

roboticreborn-deactivated201811

yeah it’s called the Rhythm Game Trance State and it’s guaranteed to get you a Perfect score but only if you lose 90% of your awareness of the surrounding universe and float off into another dimension while your hands remain in the material world to break lose all hell on a poor game controller

art-of-a-velociraptor-deactivat

and god forbid you get Aware again in the middle of your combo because your brain will try to take over and it will do a shit job of it

treygotguap

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

melanin-majestic

Sounds busy to me

apocketuniverse

me on monday: its going to be different this week!!! i wont get discouraged by small issues and i’ll stay on top of my work!!

me by 4 PM that afternoon:

i tried to stay strong

six days after pokopia was released i couldn't... keep at this moronic godlike feat of strength.

i bought a whole switch 2 and pokopia last wednesday and although i've worked 4 out of 9 days i've got more than 60h played. i didn't have the means to get a new console and game, nor the energy, but thank god i did