(^_−)−☆

I didn't even read Karneval yet

[vitamimesea]

i can only imagine batman having to tame shadow when he eventually gets adopted into the batfamily

[mauls-fair-in-love-and-war]

If you ever think you can pack an entire apartment in three days because “everything is already together and there’s no furniture” don’t do it that’s the devil talking

[mauls-fair-in-love-and-war]

If you think you have enough boxes that’s the other devil btw

[thirteensfavoritetoy]

[wonderingnerd]

And everything is already together and there is no furniture anyway

[isnt]

[campyvillain]

BEAST BLAST

[rabidlitmajor]

Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus

[isnt]

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[completelycorrectnarutoquotes]

[cloverchini]

[nightween]

[thenewmemetitans]

can I please have context for this

[nightween]

context:

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[seachord]

[rustandruin]

[sadgaywerewolf]

how dare you not include the best part

[bluegrasshole]

possibly the funniest and most relatable tweet i’ve ever seen

[thoodleoo]

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

[commandershepardvasfuckit]

her name is alexa

[nisamohi-deactivated20180925]

[machetelanding]

[alessandromancodogphotograp-blog]

[sexhaver]

two sick horses evaluating an orb

[6qubed]

“it floats”

“don’t like that”

[holomoriarty]

[neuters]

i need both of these now

[lesbianmichelmishina]

the reason these exist (iirc) is because peppa pig is banned in china for “promoting gangster attitudes”: peppa was popular (for whatever reason) with “shehuiren” (anti-establishment internet users), who made a lot of memes involving peppa and even got tattoos of her because it’s funny. the result of banning peppa is that shehuiren-types liked peppa even more afterwards, and now she’s a bit of a counterculture symbol in china. hence these shirts.