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@staff please verify me, the real fleshy Gaius Julius Caesar. Soon I will make my speech to the senate about how im dictator in perpetuity and nothing will go wrong so I would like to be verified on the 15th to make it offical.

We all know everyone will accept me and nothing will go wrong so I see no issue in this.

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Happy ides of march 2026 I bring you Julius Caesar weighted pincushion for consideration

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English to become the official EU language

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

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Canada nearly gets throttled; the video

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Father and Son bonding 💝

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i wonder what they're gossiping about

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had to draw them

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Ok KNY fans. I need fanfic help! Not MY fanfics though. I’ve been searching for a Kimetsu No Yaiba swap AU fanfic.

Here are the requirements Im looking for but cant find!

Hashira swap with (most of) the twelve Kizuki

Nezuko becomes the slayer and Tanjiro becomes the demon!

Giyuu and Hakujis roles swap! i.e. Hakuji finds the kamados in the woods.

All the main arcs have the same characters! Ex: red lights district arc - Gyutaro and Daki as Hashira fight Demon Tengen and his 3 wives as they all share his upper… whatever place.

As a personal Sanegiyuu fan lets get some quiet Sanegiyuu moments in there! Kinda like the beef between Douma and Akaza getting a lot of people to ship them lets see Sanegiyuu act like at if you catch my drift!

Finally I would love to see some good Muzan, not as kind as Ubuyashiki but close!

If you sense a pattern, Im looking for a fanfic that kind of goes along the lines of those “KNY swap Au react to Original” type of Aus. Let me know!

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my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin