NYC Pizza Haiku

NYC pizza Is best described in haiku. Hence this blog exists

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When tech companies Are bought out, do they get to Have pizza parties?

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Graduation day should begin with cold pizza. A student's last slice.

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Cicadas are back. After seventeen years you’d Want some pizza too.

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The Oscar goes to Whichever movie had the Most scenes with pizza.

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Is there one person Who can honestly promote Gluten free pizza?

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The way to improve

your haikus about pizza

is to write with friends.

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This is the hundredth

NYC Pizza Haiku.

I'm taking a break.

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So very cold out. So very warm inside here. Why? Pizza oven.

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Were you up until

three o'clock last night? Was there

pizza there--I hope?

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It's election day.

Somewhere, you know Obama's

eating a pizza.

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Binge eating pizza, The night before elections, Helps deal with the stress.

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Put these on pizza:

pepperoni, ham, and sauce.

bacon, sausage, cheese.

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It's Jeff Probst's birthday!

He gives Survivors pizza,

so it's relevant.

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You may not know this

(I'm not sure if I've mentioned),

but I like pizza.

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Purchased Pax Pizza.

Perfectly pedestrian.

Paid primo. Please pass.

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There are no subways.

What if they never come back?

Don't take my pizza.

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Hipster burned his mouth

on pizza cuz he ate it

before it was cool.