are you just gonna scroll past without saying howdy
DEAR READER
occasionally subtle
h
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
wallacepolsom

No title available
Xuebing Du
$LAYYYTER

No title available
cherry valley forever

JBB: An Artblog!
No title available

titsay
Show & Tell
No title available
Peter Solarz
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
todays bird

Janaina Medeiros
seen from Italy

seen from United Arab Emirates

seen from Switzerland
seen from Brazil
seen from Brazil
seen from Brazil

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
@nyehaw
are you just gonna scroll past without saying howdy
( @nyehaw // “ I’M ABOUT IT!!! ” )
first of all…cute ☀
second of all, please teach me your secrets.
EASY!!!
WAKE UP LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT!!! 🤠
Item: flip-flops with spurs
@nyehaw
winks at
⦗ @huescsrotos // Send for your muse to do one of the following to mine. ⦘
For a moment Woody doesn’t realize the action was aimed at him, after all there was quite the attractive individual sitting next to him. That and this was usually on an action he had seen Exhaust give him, so a complete stranger winking at him was a foreign concept.
He makes contact with the other who then gives him another wink. The cowboy blinks a bone brow raise and then he looks around again, trying to make sure that this foreigner wasn’t having a go at him. Turns out they were winking at him. Wowie. He’s not even sure what to say in retaliation. It makes for a very awkward skeleton cowboy indeed. So, he just turns back to his drink ― a soda pop. Woody’s not a big drinker.
gives flowers? {it would be cute...he picked them himself uwu'}
⦗ @exhale-exhaust // Send for your muse to do one of the following to mine. ⦘
His eyes seem to light up as the taller skeleton holds flowers out to him. They weren’t anything from around his timeline, so he;s guessing Exhaust probably picked them from his own and came here to give them to him⁇ Regardless, it’s still a sweet gesture that he really appreciates.
Woody is happy to take the flora into gloved hands, promptly giving him a kiss on the cheek in thanks, face gleaming with that classic Papyrus smile, ❛THESE ARE VERY NICE‼ THANK YA, PARTNER‼ I RECKON I’LL ‘AVE TAH FIND SOMETHIN’ THA KEEP ‘EM IN TAH KEEP ‘EM LOOKIN’ PRETTY.❜ Face buries into the flowers for a moment, taking a deep breath. They smell really nice. Sweet. Shooting another happy gaze to Exhaust he turns on his heel to hurriedly find a vase to put them in.
Guess he still has his classic quirks even if he doesn’t fully act like a classic Pap.
Send for your muse to do one of the following to mine.
Carries, bridal style.
Kisses cheek.
Tickles sides.
Growls at
Tackles to the ground.
Slaps.
Cries in front of.
Holds and refuses to let go.
Protects.
KICKS.
Bites.
Holds hand.
Winks at.
Steals a kiss.
Dances with.
stabs.
Yells at
stares at.
Sniffs.
pats head.
Pins down.
Blocks their exit.
Glares at.
attacks.
gives flowers.
sings to.
proposes to.
gazes into their eyes.
blushes at.
asks out on a date.
breaks up with.
runs away from (flustered)
chases.
begs for forgiveness.
rejects them.
Sneaks up on.
gets caught following them.
Hides from
Scares them.
comforts them.
headbutts
nose boop.
forehead flick.
runs away with.
shares a treat.
flirts with.
BADLY, flirts with.
breaks down in front of them.
Cuddles with.
shoves away.
pulls in closer.
leans in to kiss but then stops themselves.
Tries to confess their feelings but chickens out.
reads to them
whispers into their ear
Invades personal space.
tries to make them laugh.
apologies to.
trips them.
catches them.
eyes them up and down.
smirks at
rolls eyes at
playfully shoves.
YEEHAW!!!
@nyehaw @exhale-exhaust
YOU ARE POSTING SOME GOOD NOODLES. I LIKE YOU!
NYEH HEH!!! THANK YOU, STRANGER!!!
I DO LOVE ME SOME SCALY WORMS. THEY’RE SO CUTE!!!
I WANT A PET SNAKE ONE DAY.
I got a video of my baby yawning!!! Ahhhh!
I SHOULD POST ANOTHER PICTURE SOON.
3 LITTLE WORDS... || starter pack
Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Some are fluffy, some are angsty, some are smutty, some are something else entirely…
Some of these may be triggering or NSFW!
“I love you.”
“I hate you.”
“Go fuck yourself.”
“I guess so…”
“I guess not.”
“Love me, please.”
“Don’t say that.”
“Don’t do that.”
“Don’t touch me.”
“Please, hold me.”
“Pain changes people.”
“You haven’t changed.”
“Please don’t go.”
“Look behind you.”
“Go kill yourself.”
“I can change.”
“Don’t ever change.”
“Want a hit?”
“Do you smoke?”
“Fuck me now.”
“Take my hand.”
“Lead the way.”
“Duck and cover!”
“Just go home.”
“Take me home.”
“Walk me there?”
“Everyone, shut up!”
“Just shut up.”
“Please stop it.”
“Please don’t die.”
“I need you.”
“I want you.”
“Want a hug?”
“Want a kiss?”
“Are you sure?”
“Are you lying?”
“That’s the truth.”
“I’m not lying.”
“Oh my God.”
“For fuck’s sake!”
“I got it.”
“I found it.”
“Call me later.”
“Text me later.”
“Don’t call me.”
“Are you crying?”
“I wasn’t crying.”
“Please don’t laugh.”
“Please don’t cry.”
“That’s a lie.”
“What’d they say?”
“What’ll it be?”
“It’s last call.”
“It’s almost midnight.”
“Do you promise?”
“That’s a promise.”
“Are you serious?”
“Don’t bullshit me.”
“I punched him.”
“I killed him.”
“I kissed him.”
“I love him.”
“I hate him.”
“I lied before.”
“I’m so sorry.”
“I’m not sorry.”
“I’ll come over.”
“Can you come?”
“Want to cuddle?”
“Maybe we should.”
“Maybe we shouldn’t.”
“You don’t say.”
“Make me come.”
“Did you come?”
“I stole it.”
“I broke it.”
“Any bones broken?”
“Are you okay?”
“Are you hurt?”
“That must’ve hurt.”
“He was lying.”
“It’s our song.”
“Can I help?”
“Help me out.”
“Please, for me?”
“Anything for you.”
“I doubt it.”
“I believe you.”
“I need you.” [nyehaw; I finally decided unu]
{ 3 // accepting! // @nyehaw }
{under a read more because it’s saucy 💦}
Keep reading
“Don’t ever change.” [nyehaw]
{ 3 // accepting! // @nyehaw }
*[It’s spoken so softly between them, so earnestly, that for a moment Exhaust forgets to disagree. He forgets all of his flaws that usually come to mind at the proverbial snap of a finger, and the doubts that always come crawling at the drop of a hat; couldn’t find the phrasing to voice them, even if he remembered. He’s staring into Woody’s eyes, searching perhaps for some glimmer of unsteadiness or deceit even though he’s certain he won’t find any. The skeleton has come to learn, after all, that this cowboy doesn’t say things he doesn’t mean.]
*[Slowly, a mild grin blooms over his face; sockets squint, slightly, to match. Seeing through those rose colored glasses, now, but the imagery doesn’t change. Exhaust’s cheekbones are tinged a mute orange, like watered down paint as it backgrounds those freckles dusted over his visage.]
*[A quiet little laugh, nervous, still barred from the proper words to say. A thank you comes to mind, as does the usual protest– but neither feels right, and to turn this into something he could joke away feels wrong, too.]
*[He’s really choking out here, fellas. Slowly growing increasingly more embarrassed, the longer he scrambles for a reply.]
* “ nnnyeh– if ya say so. ”
*[It’s all he manages. But from the look he wears, it seems like the taller really took that to “heart.” Like even now, he’s thinking it over and internalizing it. Believing in it. He’s not sure what Woody sees in him, but Exhaust truly hopes that it won’t disappear from sight anytime soon. This sensation, the healing warmth spreading through him…he’s sure he’d miss it, if it were gone.]
* “ …don’t you go changin’, either. ”
*[Reaching for the other’s hand, and holding it gently…he definitely likes things as they are, now. He wouldn’t change a single bit of this.]
💖 from ya cowboi uwu
(💖 // @nyehaw )
your laugh is so light??? not in the volume sense, but more like the way it feels
it’s hard to explain, but hearin’ ya laugh full out makes me happy. that physical little rush of energy ya get when ya hear really good news, y'know? it’s like that. makes me feel like life is good, and everythin’ will be okay
and the way your face sorta just lights up when ya get goin’? downright kissable… 💦
exhale-exhaust
aw, c'mon…you’re gonna make me blush, big tex ☀
NYEH HEH!!!