and a happy new yuri

mouse | they/it | two-decades-old | 18+ only cause i have the humor of a 4th grader

[nyny-vyriss]

keep putting this off but finally i can actually do this

hi ! we're angel oekaki, more often known as mouse or nyny, and this is my/our account where i reblog random stuff i like or find funny. we're a median plural system, so you'll often hear me switch between using i/me/my and we/us/our.

most of the things here are of a lighthearted silly nature as to not mix in the funny stuff with the serious or personal stuff.

if you really wanna look for serious posts, go to our personal blog @mausenkonig where i reblog stuff related to social justice and current events.

looking for fandom content? follow our fandom/art blog @contentpaparazzi! i'm more active on there.

also DISCLAIMER: ive had this blog for a VERY long time, and a lot of my views have changed since then. if you find a post of ours that contradicts my current views/is hateful/exclusionist, PLEASE know i do not believe in such things anymore, and let me know where the post is so i can take it down immediately.

[captain-price-returns]

All time great.

[featheredcritter]

Just ran over beney hlvrai on the interstate

[marxism-transgenderism]

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

[marxism-transgenderism]

I am not nearly advanced enough to come away from such a maneuver unscathed

[paperplateprose]

the phrases "holy shit two cakes," "fuck it we ball," and "perfect is the enemy of good" bounce around in my cavernous skull like ping pong pachinko. occasionally one of them will land on a big red button labeled "write" and that is when 1000 words emerge from me and splooge all over my document

[pangur-and-grim]

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

[pangur-and-grim]

why aren't we doing this?

[pangur-and-grim]

you 🫵 you can join the breeding project.

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[oneheadtoanother]

[jewfrogs]

recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and

turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[luxwing]

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

[luxwing]

[crackedpolishedblackstonebrick]

posts funnier with timestamps on

[lastoneout]

discovered that wordle is a fantastic way to forget every single word in the entire english language and awaken the part of your brain that still remembers being a primordial amoeba

[lastoneout]

[pankendev]

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

[pankendev]

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

[spitblaze]

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[googieghoul]

getting emotional over this meme

[technofeudalism]