nyowa

[sasukepositive-deactivated20191]

every shonen character: i’m 11 and i dont care if i die

[necroducer-kotaro]

There are some things which the English dub did okay. This is NOT one of them.

[apolloendymion]

what are you talking about this is a flawless localization

[roadhogsbigbelly]

How the hell can zenyatta ever get a cinematic when two of his main abilities don’t even fucking exist

[zenyatta-deactivated20190524]

zenyatta canonically just shit talks you to death

[mqs1-deactivated20180318]

mime owners: this is claude st. pierre, we adopted him two years ago. he’s a third generation french mime with roots in the early carnie awakening. we only feed him hand toasted vegan peanuts and paleo candy floss

fool owners: this is hoops he likes jokes

[gamecubewizard]

this post came from a darker universe

[theshitneyspears]

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

[packapunchpatrickpaxton]

[fivestarqueer]

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

[thewickedavatar]

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

[thewickedavatar]

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

[onceiwashere]

that said i personally think we should bring back the dangan ronpa tradition of using character sprites to indicate emotion in text posts. that was wholesome

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

what emotion does mccree represent here

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Cowboy

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[outofcontextanimash]

[pancakeke]

[taekenbysurprise]

[rimcg]

This looks like a group of people about to fall into an alternate reality to have some adventures

[joey-wheeler-official]

man i thought left 4 dead 3 would never get announced

[melonmemes]

Life imitates art

[science-fiction-is-real]

bitch you know he wore that shirt BECAUSE he was getting on a plane

[spectrometrie]

taking a sip at the oasis

[butchflirt]

They’re so beautiful in the wild

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

get julius caesar addicted to hentai

seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

[theirisianprincess]

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

[danisnotonfire-deactivated]

this isn’t very boring to me i’d like to know what the fuck a kitchen dresser is

[qosic]

“Killing Harmony: A Dramatic Re-enactment”is out now!

A collection of 130+ speedpaints encompassing events from the main story of Danganronpa V3 is now available for digital purchase. I’m really happy to finally put this out and hope you can support it!

PDF download and free preview here

Thank you!!  (❁´◡`❁)

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can