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in middle school i knew a guy named alexander hamilton because his parents just thought it would be nice to name their son after a historical figure but then this poor guy went through hell because he was 13 years old in 2015 and his name was alexander hamilton

cannibalchicken

garbuge

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

flanneldragon

cookietastic

Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored

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i would levy a lawsuit against them that would leave their family in ruins

apas-95

you are the version I made up to get mad at, and the original you is in my head. there was an accident

recreationaldivorce

we will leave a few men unforcefemmed for the fujoshis to have

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