i wish you could reassign main blogs

this is where @escargon follows from

[hardheadipus-vulgarius]

Hey!!! Happy Out of Touch Thursday!! I hope y'all are doing your best!!

I don’t really post art here but I thought I’d make an exception for these ladies. Feel free to support me on RedBubble if you can, I’ve enabled this design as stickers, prints, and the spiral notebook!

[jasper-rolls]

like, i’m pretty sure tiktok has existed for longer than vine did at this point but i’m yet to actually see an “iconic” tiktok. like people always caption like “this tiktok is ICONIC” but i’ve never seen one stay in the public consciousness for any longer than the 2 minutes it appears on my timeline. i never see people quote tiktoks or like, act them out with their friends or anything, not a single tiktok i’ve seen has had any actual staying power

meanwhile i can just say like “ROAD work ahead?” and i would bet a good chunk of you have just read that in the guy’s voice. i still see people tag things like “i wish i was jared, 19″. one night at the bar where i work we started an impromptu dance party purely by saying “hi, i’m renata bliss, and i’ll be your freestyle dance teacher”

i guess brevity really is the soul of wit

[jasper-rolls]

everyone calling me a boomer for this take has confirmed for me that people literally don’t know what boomer means

[tunasandbitch]

this isnt a boomer take but still a bad take

the only reason we can quote vines so heavily is because the “”classics”” have been immortalized to the point where every “”rare”” compilation is still the same twenty-five odd vines as the rest. same is going to happen with tiktok when it dies.

its just like any other classic media.

[thewomenandthechildren]

those orcs are harassing me again at the gym...

[renousim]

what are they saying king

[thewomenandthechildren]

whenever I'm doing the benchpress they'll come over and shout "MAK GORAG" and then add atleast 400 pounds to the barbell

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

[unclefather]

[yourfaveisthebest]

Escargoon from the Kirby series is the best!

(Requested by anon)

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

[coinposts-deactivated20190120]

Christmas is here time to post my favorite gif

[slimetony]

guys lets brainstorm a post

[lup-tacco]

setting: 1950s london

[slimetony]

*british accent* oh fuck i got my balls caught in the trolley. sure glad the beatles arent around yet to write a song about this

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

balls in the trolley, asking for help all alone while he cries out in fear

no one comes near

nutsack is hurting, it’s caught between rivets and pulleys and gears

nobody hears

(To the tune of Eleanor Rigby)

[g-a-y-e-r]

[frogmp3]

[ace-murdock]

I needed a star for my little christmas tree 

[crossroadsbishounen]

[alisonzai]

why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering

[crimson-sun]

The plot thickeeeeeeeeens

[lisbonsteresa]

I was a member of a 60-person dance crew in Jacksonville. We were called D A N C E D A N C E R E S O L U T I O N: We Resolve To Dance. One day, Donkey Doug and I got into a fight because I’d framed his girlfriend for boogie board theft, so he started a new dance crew called hashtag DougLife and immediately challenged us to a dance-off. He said, “Meet us inside the abandoned orange juice factory at midnight.” That night, as the clock struck 12:00, me and my crew came together with a determination we had never shown before and slashed all their tires. It was dope. The end.

By

Jason Mendoza

[deebree]

two smokey boys, an old twitter drawin!

[mar4nda]