Listen, listen, I have no one to share this with, so I spun the wheel of fortune, which selected you as my well of thoughts.
Some time ago, I asked a friend what having children had taught her and her husband. And she said: compress tasks and maximize efficiency.
And she told me how her husband came home from work, stood in front of the clock, counted aloud how much time they needed to go shopping and pick up their son from nursery, and suddenly with such a maniacal smile he started taking off his pants, because hey, WE HAVE 20 MINUTES FOR OURSELVES.
But we have a folded bed!
But there's a couch over there!
It was a very productive 20 minutes. XD
Now I can't help but think of Obi-Wan coming home from work, counting out loud how much alone time they have, and luring Anakin over to push him onto a nearby couch because they have a full 20 minutes! Obi-Wan won't wait another 20 days, weeks or years to have sex with his husband when they now have 20 minutes to do so!
I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN BY THE WHEEL.
Mad respect to that husband. He saw the opportunity. He calculated the risks and payoffs. He understood the thrill of the unexpected, then he and his wife got to put their brains (and other parts š) together to š get š it š done! š TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK. This is the kind of energy we like to see.
this is absolutely Obikin-coded and Obi-Wan wouldn't even have to say much for the lightbulb to go off over Anakin's head. Honestly, he'd just have to raise an eyebrow in that way (you know the way) and Anakin would go from "uhh what are we doing?" to "I married a brilliant man."
It's fine if something happens to the couch, having kids means everything gets stained anyway [COUGH]
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