I am the trash queen

Olivia - 19 - Bi - She/Her/Hers - Clintasha trash - Actor/Singer - Achievement Hunter Trash - Cartinelli trash

[demonbarber14]

LEAKED Suicide Squad Script

Hi my name is Lime Green Jared Leto Joker Banksy and I have short green hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes that are like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like marilyn manson (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I’m also a criminal and go to an asylum called Arkum in GOTHam. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I love hot topic and buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing a purple leather jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I even hav black teeth. I have lots of goffick tattoos with skullz and other goffick symbols.I was walking outside arkum. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Batman stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

[ape-of-naples]

if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right

[loreofcardigan]

maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way

[ladofletters]

Guillermo Del Toro posted this

[dealinghope]

[mintmilano]

Straight people: that relatable feel when you’re trying to break in to your partner’s phone so you can read all their messages am I right

Me, a normal person: ????????

[exceptionals]

me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myself nurse: u cant- me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate* nurse: no problem come right this way

[jacksmannequin]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

Batman v Superman looks amazing

[serotnin]

callout post for myself

- never sleeps when I need to - cries at anything - fakes positivity - spends money impulsively - requires constant validation - clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something - laughs at own unfunny jokes

[let-gavin-free]

Soulmate au where when you write something on your skin with pen/marker/whatever the hell you want, it will show up on your soul mates skin as well. 

[princess-tuna-deactivated202209]

Imagine having a super artistic soulmate who draws flowers and designs and really beautiful patterns all over their arms and person 2 just sits there and watches the little lines appear on their arms and they can’t stop smiling and it’s their favorite part of the day

Imagine person 1 being super forgetful so they scribble down all the places their appointments are and person 2 tries to decipher them and figure out where they’re at and they meet and they see their writing on their hand from across the waiting room/ coffee shop/ etc. and they scramble to find a pen and write ‘found you’ on the back of their hand and person 1 sees it and they lock eyes and

Wow I like this au

[let-gavin-free]

YES

[girlbossblackbeard]

imagine person 1 drawing a giant penis on their forehead because they’re an asshole

[iamtheonewhowheezes]

There are two kinds of people

[astralwerksrecords]

[monicam]

*whistles lowly* *pulls out magnifying glass* are we talkin subtext, implied, heavily implied, borderline, practically canon, not disproved by canon, creator-acknowledged, or actually canon

[laurenslorelai]

(✿ ♥‿♥)

[lfonsecadaily]

Lyndsy Fonseca Behind the Scenes of Agent Carter. (x)

[mnemosyneses]

[laurenslorelai]

Hayley & James behind the scenes of 2x02 “A View in the Dark.” (✿◠‿◠)

[newyorkbellco]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

it baffles me that theres people who can just… just sit down and take out their homework and be like “time to work yes” and actually…get things done???? without a problem??? and move on?????? thats wild