♡Omnipotence is for collecting demon daddies!♡

18+ He/Him! this is an in-character NSFW blog made by deceitful-jester. Feel free to leave asks, horny or otherwise♡

[o0cosmic-whorror0o]

GOOD DAY!

My name is Edward Roosevelt Jekyll III, but you may call me Eddie, and I've decided that a 'Tumblr blog' would be a delightful tool for documenting my misadventures for you all to enjoy! I've been a proper eldritch entity for a little while now, and I think I am finally ready to broadcast my presence to the general public, at least in a reality like this one which is so trash it wouldn't be that big of a loss if my presence caused it to implode. ANYWAY! In the mortal tongues, I use he/him pronouns for rather complicated reasons, and this space is not welcome to anyone under 18 years of age! The entity helping me run this blog is deceitful-jester, and he also uses he/him pronouns, if you need to address him directly. We look forward to posting all sorts of fun spicy stuff and we hope you'll reciprocate with fun asks sometimes ;D Here's some of the stuff I'm into, but remember! Please only direct your horny at ME, EDDIE, because I will get EXTREMELY MAD AND ENVIOUS if you direct it at Deceitful♡ - Biting {Receiving} - Bondage {Receiving and giving} - Tentacles {Receiving and giving} - CNC {As the victim, at least when it's sexual} - Objectification {I'm a cute little dolly!} - Sort of CGL, but I'm a doll, not a real boy - Praise {Receiving and giving} - Worship {Receiving. I am perfect and I have no reason to place faith in another idol, specifically} - Impact play {Receiving and giving} - Monsters - Degradation {Giving} - Humiliation {Giving} - And ✨CANNIBALISM!✨:D Despite how grim some of these are, I do prefer for the tone of things to be fun and playful, not too dark and miserable, please keep that in mind! And some hard limits: - No bodily fluids or waste besides blood, spit, and cum - No non-sapient animals, bugs included - No talk of pregnancy unless it's about oviposition and only if it's very non-gendered or I crawl out of your mirror while you're asleep and chew your face off then spit it on the floor - Degradation {receiving}, I am perfect and can do no wrong and saying otherwise is slander - Medical play that isn't just sexy nurse costumes played in a jokey way, ESPECIALLY CNC with doctors as the aggressors and 'l0b0t0my' stuff - And no f33t. No shame if you like them, but I find them visually disturbing. Yes, an eldritch horror can have silly phobias! Have a nice day!

{This is an in-character blog, and I may post drawings alongside responses to asks every now and then.}

[parasitic-paradise]

i feel like fucking a more abstract kind of angel would be less like actual sex and more like eldritch madness x a hallucinogenic drug trip. you try to touch its body and there’s nothing there but warm light and slightly thicker air and once it’s on you (around you?) your mind completely overloads and you can’t feel your body but you can feel the universe and you’re seeing colors you didn’t know existed and it’s euphoric and overwhelming and beautiful and terrifying and when you cum you still can’t understand anything that’s happened to your body or your mind but you know you want to do it again

[o0cosmic-whorror0o]

Mhm, pretty much!! This is surprisingly accurate, at least, sometimes. Manifesting in a more traditional manner is more complicated, but worth it occasionally, especially since this form of intimacy can fry people's minds if they haven't been thoroughly prepped for it.

[o0cosmic-whorror0o]

I haven't been here in a while, but I have a new tentacle-y picture I am considering attempting to post. . . I don't quite know how to go about censoring it, though!! :c

[angelbotomy-deactivated20260315]

corrupting angels and making them fall 👎👎👎 (makes me sad)

fetishising an angel’s constant innocence and virginity 👍👍👍 (gives me a boner)

[o0cosmic-whorror0o]

You understand how to treat a boy!! Thank yoouu~🩷🩷🩷🩷 Have lots of chaste little kisses and I shall lightly tickle your cheek with the feathers of my headwings and bathe you in the radiant light of my halo.

[deceitful-jester]

Eddie's got an account on the OC social network app now. He's posted some pictures {sims screenshots} and some random thoughts so far. It's been cute!

[o0cosmic-whorror0o]

Hehehehe~

[8nin]

you have gross perverted thoughts about me?? that's so sweet

[koiifiishy]

but where is MY mr-like-to-be-bitten

[ourladyofblasphemy]

we need more art of angels getting freaky with it

where is the angel porn smh

[honeydr0p]

Keeping an angel in your spare room. The first thing to do is make a lowered section of floor in the middle of the room. Ideally it should be round or oval, maybe egg shaped if you’re serious. Carpet the whole floor in soft material that feels nice against the skin. Don’t furnish the room. Just put in pillows and soft toys. It’s best if they’re big; maybe about as big as a person. Now all you need is an angel and a bolt in the floor.

[naive-lil-butterfly]

Oh, to be a vampire who comes across a poor little human, overworked and exhausted but oh so charming... they don't deserve the harsh life of a human mortal. I'll take them in, wrap them in the finest clothes and place them on the softest bed, make sure they never have to live like that again. Let me bite you, sweet thing, let me make you like me. Let me give you a better life than you ever could have had before.

[o0cosmic-whorror0o]

I would like to put a man in a cassock into chastity. . . One with salt and pepper hair. . .

[o0cosmic-whorror0o]

Blood is so special. . . Blood is clean and pure. The shedding of blood can be such a rapturous affair. To shed the life essence can be to cast out and let go of sin alongside it, or it can be to joyously sustain a lover off a piece of oneself. There is no truer, more intimate bond than that over willingly spilled blood. I long to once more nourish my love with my vital essence, I'd better go find him. I'll give him as close to a whole life as I can muster, and I know he shall cherish every last, gleaming drop🩷 It will stain both his lips and his hands before the sun is risen.

[o0cosmic-whorror0o]

Happy sexy bunny costume day, for the second time! Sorry I have been so busy these past months, it's been quite difficult keeping all of my warlocks satisfied. Silly things, always so hungry~! I hope to post more soon, but we shall have to see whether or not my schedule is permitting.

[1-800-cuupid]

Ykw kinks are just really specific hyper fixations

[o0cosmic-whorror0o]

Correct!

[o0cosmic-whorror0o]

I want a new bogey under my bed and in my closet so bad. A new cuddly lover for snuggles, of whom my first impression is of the faint glint of their eyes and teeth in the darkness, or the sound of their nails scraping against the wood of my bedframe. It has been too long since the horrors of the unknown came to lay claim to me, and whilst I adore all of the boogeymen with whom I have grown intimately familiar, I need a chilling little thrill from the beyond to keep me up at night with the candles all lit~

[o0cosmic-whorror0o]

Oh, yearning. . . My most favorite thing in all of the worlds is when they yearn. Desire for an angel isn't to be satiated unless your desperation has brought you to near ruin. You should be starving, trembling, and dehydrated from sobbing, your throat raw from begging the cosmos before you get what you want. It shall be so sweet when you do that it will be well worth it, my love, I promise🩷

[o0cosmic-whorror0o]

I need to post more, but I am so sleepy, and so busy handling my many warlocks. . . It takes so much energy to keep so many people satiated! At least the torment is spread across countless different iterations of my body, and not one, I suppose. My pelvis and spine would have otherwise shattered long ago!