oat liker

who's askin...... 19, CST, 5'6, she/her, you can figure the rest out through my blog :3

[littlewebtreasures]

Realistic Hound Dog Gifs by Animation Factory

[kitkenk]

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

[deadgirl10]

set as executable

[deadgirl10]

runs you

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[mf-dude]

[oclioneo]

favorite word?

hrrrrrmmmmmm prolly like "horsie"

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

does anyone know how to talk to girls

[sapphic-machine]

This is like lingerie for electronics

[virtualgirladvance]

my first love...

[oatenjoyer]

awawawawawa!!

awa wa :3

[oatenjoyer]

sorry ive been inactive, I got a new phone and have been to busy to log back into tumblr :p alot has happened, I bought my first car! and I'm almost fully independent of family. the pressure to move out has gotten high and they stopped inviting me to family evens (my sisters and my dads birthday) which hurts more then I thought it would. I have a roommate maybe lined up( depend how fast their family situation gets bad) but it's all so stressful and everything is so expensive. i had lab work for three months hrt done Friday and im at 412 pg/ml which is I think high, also i switched to pills cause its about $100 cheaper the injections :/ also got diagnosed with adhd, theres so much happening and im so unprepared and scared. i installed Debian on a friends laptop for them so thats fun :3 im going to have to get a weekend job if i want to afford to live semi comfortably, which is scary cause im not sure how well ill do mentality not having weekends anymore :<

[perpetually-horny-on-alt]

genuinely SHOCKED I never put this classic up here. Someone else's meme.

[novi-eclipse]

@oatenjoyer think about you all the time when this happens

[oatenjoyer]

good cause I 100% would :3

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[beggars-opera]

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

[beggars-opera]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[psyduckz]

[z-nogyrop]

imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

imagine

[z-nogyrop]

now realize that this is what bees have done to us

[medicalmishapwaiting2happen]

Ok yes you should switch to linux for the lack of ads, spyware, bloatware, copilot, and general microslop bullshit but also!! You should switch to linux for the fun and the joyous and the whimsy because you get to do all forms of computer shenanigans and customize and make your computer as silly as you want :3

[dogpuppy]

[sourcreammachine]

the engineers designing the tesla truck