Gayness Optimizer

My gender changes to maximize my gayness. Avid fem-catalyzer. Since I gotta elaborate, I'm generally a trans woman. I use she/its pronouns

[gaynessopimizationalgorithm]

Brand new updated gayness optimization algorithm (now a function for easy integration into any code)

guaranteed to make you gayer or your money back

[verylittlebird]

                                distraptor velociraptor =     ———————-

                               timeraptor

[spacemancharisma]

drugs are not evil & eliminating addiction isn't the endpoint of the universe

[tails-sanguineous]

it's actually more comfortable on her flat chest

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the problem with genetically modified crops is not so much the genetic modification but the patenting of genetic codes (and crops in general) as a tool of maintaining agricultural imperialism, and for this reason I can't talk to most people about GMOs

[zoctopode]

full lesbian robot comic

thats it! all 8 pages! i had a lot of fun drawing this, thank you for everybodys kind words on the preview post.

if you wanna be SUPER COOL you can throw me a few bucks on my patreon B)

[sapphling]

people who can't appreciate small titties are such losers. oh nooooooo they're cute and soft and perfectly mouthful size noooo what am i ever gonna do with these tits that are almost tailor-made for sucking on??? grow up

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

"Men Aren't Better Than Women: Both Genders Are Inferior To Me" is a 1991 book by Dr. Ivo Robotnik (better known for other work). Though its primary purpose is clearly to stroke the author's own ego, it is generally regarded as a comprehensive, well-constructed, and accessible work of contemporary feminist theory, and is still commonly-cited to this day.

Most of the critical complaints have been about the tone; in a review from 2005, Professor Victoria of Spagonia University said, "The constant self-aggrandizement undercuts the idea that its subject ought to be taken seriously. Also, wasn't the 'feminist' line from the Sonic Heroes manual a mistranslation of 'womanizer'?"

In 2026, Dr. Robotnik released a new edition updated for the preceding 35 years of developments in feminism, with the subtitle changed from "Both Genders" to "All Genders."

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

transwomen women

[daughter-of-sapph0]

translation: we will not accept trans women as "real women" until they stop calling us out for our transmisogyny, which we are doing right now

[darkestbrook]

[gaynessopimizationalgorithm]

@crow-aeris astrofage

[darkstalker-elise]

yuri concept from the other night.

for all the fake "aphrodisiac" injections in hentai, weed is literally *real*. 1. hotbox a girl till shes incoherent 2. hook her up to a video game with vibrator peripherals 3. take good care of her

[chimerakisu]

ik nobody's talking about these songs anymore but I've been thinkin about this ship ever since ERB came out so... I call this "Confessions of a Rotten Ego Renegade Boy" because it's dumb and it fits them

genuinely obsessed w this concept now might draw these gay sillies more

[shegayonmygirl]

stop calling it fauxcest and instead strive to make the familial bonds feel more real than the family you had before <3

[shegayonmygirl]

you gotta do this

[shegayonmygirl]

what's the point if you won't make it real y'know? call that girl your mom and mean it.

[sharkfiinn]

🐈🐈🐈

[gaynessopimizationalgorithm]

@crow-aeris

[lutheban]

Rocky, once again, being baffled and STRESSED about human biology and the things his human does to keep healthy i dont think mr "my whole crew died of radiation sickness" likes the fact that his alien and most things on his planet needs it for survival very much xD previous

[gaynessopimizationalgorithm]

@crow-aeris

[milf--adjacent]

The transfem is inherently touch starved. We didn't get to be little girls or teenage girls or regular college-age girls. We tried to meet our needs through rough-housing, but it only goes so far and lasts so long. Mom and dad stopped holding us when we stopped being cute and little, but we watch long into our teens as our cisters curl up on the couch next to their parents who pull them in for a snuggle in front of the tv well into their teens. We watch cis girls do each other's hair and makeup and hug and hold hands and yern for that freedom of touch. We think we'll get it from partners, but even those TME people who love us are afraid to touch us. They take our touch and our holds because they fit better as the little spoon and they're used to it, and we weep inside. "This is good enough I guess," says the transfem. "This is better than nothing. This is better than a kick in the teeth." We're doomed (unless we luck out real hard and live near lots of other transfems) to a life of low contact, of being treated like a threat or a pillow or a sex toy with very little in-between or outside those categories. Do better for us. Put a hand on our shoulder. Put your hand on ours when you ask how our day is and look into our eyes. If you really view us like women, treat us like one.

[chimeracauldron]

Some more Coquette dragoon sketches