Gayness Optimizer

My gender changes to maximize my gayness. Avid fem-catalyzer. Since I gotta elaborate, I'm generally a trans woman. I use she/its pronouns

[gaynessopimizationalgorithm]

Brand new updated gayness optimization algorithm (now a function for easy integration into any code)

guaranteed to make you gayer or your money back

[doobermcgoober]

Thief! 🫵

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

attack for @wattse (wattse)

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

of fucking course it was you denied the appeal on the shoulders-up picture of two fully clothed women kissing on the lips too it really doesn't matter what it is does it it's always explicit when specifically I reblog it isn't it what the fuck else is new

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

go on, then. deny the appeal. tell me exploring the trending tags on your own website violates the user guidelines when a trans woman does it

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

are we deadass rn

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

this is a video of me going onto tumblr's trending tags page then clicking on the heated rivalry tag and looking at the first two pages

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

you know this looks worse for you than just leaving the video up right

[milksockets]

secret magazine no. 21

[puppygirllaika]

Most people won't recognize these, but this was the original zero-g simulation rig used for the mercury astronauts. When people think of zero-g training these days they usually think of those omnidirectional training seats, or perhaps the "vomit comet" (big plane that simulates zero g by flying up and down in big oscillations) but before all that fancy tech, they had to make do with a carefully tuned set of springs that had to be calibrated separately for every astronaut. They would use the air lines to test decision making and cognative function in simulated zero-g by altering the percentage of oxygen in the air mix, causing brain fog, fatigue, confusion, and sometimes even blackouts to make sure astronauts could recover quickly. By the time of the Apollo program, these rigs had been phased out in favor of much better generalized training systems that used the experiences of the mercury astronauts to create far more realistic simulations of working and flying in low gravity environments, and sadly none of the original suits survived to this day, so these photos are all we have of them.

[kayla-denker]

The nipple suckers were especially important

[arielluva]

"OR WOMEN IN GENERAL"???? HELLO

[sailatina3]

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.

[prunejuicepls]

I pan handled from the end of 2017 to the middle of 2018 and here 10 of my notes

1. The Midwest has the most caring racists. The amount of sleeping bags and hot chocolate was surprising and heartwarming, the amount of racism was alarming.

2. People love to give you stuff in Las Vegas

3. Christians love to record themselves giving you a water bottle or a slice of pizza. This is a trap they are going to talk to you about god, and yes some (all) think you are homeless because you are a sinner

4. Most teenaged panhandlers look older than they are (dirty, stressed). Remember they're kids. Most aren't drug addicts. Most are abused for one thing or another. Most of the time it's for being queer.

5. Dont trust RV people ever

6. Dont sleep anywhere where you won't hear people coming and wake up. Trash, sticks, whatever makes noise when people rustle through it. Car camping is so much better.

7. Cops aren't people, they're some strange demon sent to fool you with riddles and drag you away. Treat them like the Fae

8. No one gives handouts in the Northeast

9. No one calls 911 if a homeless person is ODing in California

10. Humanity is so much more about love and connectedness than any of us can understand. Sometimes you have to take advantage of that to eat.

[st-just]

ngl this is shocking enough it took me a few seconds to be sure I was parsing it correctly.

[transmascvoiceproject]

you only hate me because of my actions

[transmascvoiceproject]

in hindsight this is insanely rapey

[lovelyl0tte]

if transmascvoicesproject is a troll then isnt it really fucking sad how many TME people are engaging with it as a legitimate space they appreciate. you cant wash your hands of this, too many or yall are actively supporting it. just back up trans women for once in your lives

[everythingfox]

Building a home for a toadlet

(via)

[vcrcleaner]

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Me watching the prep: That’s gonna be WAY too small for him to live in!

Me seeing the amphibian: Objection withdrawn.

[astra-the-dragon]

my pet molocule

[boycreaturefeature]

”transandrophobia/anti-transmasculinity isn’t real” When i was younger one legitimate thing i had against transitioning (in the future) was that instead of being a women scientist, instead of being progressive and boundary breaking, i would just be a man. What would all the little girls think if i abandoned them, left the harshness of female hood to become a man instead, became not an idol they looked up too?

[gaynessopimizationalgorithm]

do you think that trans women don’t face an opposite pressure? That we are not told for example, that feminism needs men to be boundary breaking and feminine. Or that people need examples of healthy masculinity, not toxic masculinity. Often trans women are incredibly uncomfortable being masculine resulting in them being considered as “one of the good ones” and this is a function of the same forces that are against transitioning.

that’s why that isn’t an example of “transandrophobia” it happens to both trans women and trans men, it’s just transphobia.

[spicyraeman]

“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man

[aoelustious]

“he’s a woman to me” “ummm isn’t that kind of misogynistic? are you equating womanhood with submission—”

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK sorry i couldn’t hear you over the sound of me putting a fictional man in a slutty apron and calling him mommy. sorry. i was too busy hand-feeding him strawberries and then writing 12k of emotional devastation and domestic porn. sorry i gendered him like a little fucked up doll in a victorian nursery.

YES. HE’S A WOMAN TO ME. HE’S A HOUSEWIFE. HE’S A HIGH-FEM BRAT. HE’S A PRETTY LITTLE THING WHO GETS RAWED IN THE MOONLIGHT AND MAKES SOFT WHIMPERS AND BAKES BREAD TO COPE. AND I DO NOT CARE IF IT MAKES SENSE.

HE IS MADE OF TROPES. HE IS MADE OF VIBES. HE IS MADE OF GLITTER AND TEARS AND POST-WAR PTSD. HE IS WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT. HE IS NOT A MAN. HE IS NOT A WOMAN. HE IS A TRAGEDY IN LACE.

you’re talking about “misogyny” like i didn’t just write a fic where he gets folded in half by a feral beast of a love interest and then cries because he’s “too used to not being touched gently.” BABE. THERE IS NO DIGNITY HERE. ONLY CATHARSIS.

your academic thinkpiece cannot survive the heat of my horny little monkey brain. you want to talk about gender roles?? I WANT TO PUT HIM IN A COLLAR. I WANT TO GIVE HIM A GENDERCRISIS VIA DICK. I WANT TO MAKE HIM THE MAID AND THE MUSE AND THE MADONNA.

and also? sometimes i call him a manwhore for getting railed twice in one chapter and still being emotionally unavailable. because HE DESERVES IT. because I SAID SO. because it’s FUNNY and UNHINGED and that’s the POINT.

you are not fixing the world. i am not breaking it. we are both feral rats arguing over a Barbie doll in a trench coat. take your discourse and go. i’ve got work to do. i’m about to make him lactate out of spite.

[ex-riddlecats]

this is already an absolutely tone-deaf and borderline transmisogynistic response but i think it gets even more jawdropping when your blog makes it really obvious youre talking about alexander hamilton

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf

[singularscissor]

thought these parts of the profile were also funny

[sakuu]

(Xユーザーのえすかるごさん: 「teto : too hot https://t.co/0FQsj7DUPv」 / Xから)

[calamity-corner]

no afab baby you don't have a "transfem headmate" words mean things

[shehellonmyspawntilisister]

counterpoint this does happen with fictives quite frequently

[calamity-corner]

counterpoint: still not what transfem means

[shehellonmyspawntilisister]

yeah lets not do pluralphobia in our transfeminism

[calamity-corner]

i'm plural, dumbass, i just know what words mean! being "bodily transfem" is the only way to be transfem because we all exist in a body! if a member of a system is a girl and the body they all share was afab then she's cis! because that's what the words mean. i don't care about vibes i care about material realities and there isn't one in which a headmate in an afab body has the lived experience of being transfem, and vice versa.

if she's not speaking "as a transfem", and she's not "bodily transfem", then what the fuck are we even doing here. "trans woman" isn't a different gender from "cis woman", they're both just women. you are very clearly misunderstanding that and that's transmisogyny my friend. there is no gotcha you can catch me in here, you're just wrong. it's okay to be wrong it's just an opportunity to learn. or you can dig your heels in and keep doing transmisogyny, your choice.

[shehellonmyspawntilisister]

you know being an asshole to someone is not a great way to get them to listen to you.

[calamity-corner]

lol. lmao even. tone police her after not listening the first two times, that tracks

[shehellonmyspawntilisister]

shit like this is why i hesitate to fully commit to transfeminism. some of yall are so assholish about such petty things that do not matter. were literally being systematically killed by a surveillance state but no lets go after headmates who have a different experience with something as complicated and nuanced as plurality.

i generally agree with the movement but jesus christ learn when to just leave it be.

[calamity-corner]

there it is! "a feminist was too much of a bitch to me so that's why i'm bot a feminist" give a big round of applause folks we got there

[shehellonmyspawntilisister]

i literally just said i agree with the movement but dislike the community but reading is hard ig :/

[calamity-corner]

what you said was "i hesitate to fully commit to feminism because some feminists are assholes" but reading your own words is hard ig :/

[shehellonmyspawntilisister]

i hesitate to fully commit to the transfeminism community because ive seen extremely widespread opinions on both plural people and mixed people that are fucking apalling.

[calamity-corner]

i just don't know how else to explain to you that someone who is a girl in a body that was afab is cis, definitionally. whether she's a headmate or not, it doesn't matter. "transgender woman" isn't a gender, it's a relationship to womanhood that is based in a lived experience, one that someone afab does not have. do you argue about letting white people talk about being "racialized" because they're plural too? do you hesitate to commit to antiracism because some people are just too mean about white people's headmates? i can't stress enough again that i am a plural transfem. but the headmates i have who are men are, shock horror, not trans men. because our body was not afab, and regardless if whether you're a fictive or a factive or an introject or what, you only have the lived experience of the body you live in. that's how being alive works. this doesn't have to be so hard.

[folly-of-alexandria]

Someone assigned female at birth cannot have a "transfem headmate" anymore than a white person can have a"black headmate"