₊˚(๑>؂•̀๑) ₊˚⊹ ᰔ lalalala

road work ahead?… uh yeah i sure hope it does ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧

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Me: I like Chai

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Some trans people in 2020: I will name myself kai

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Wedding: black tie

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Person about to get into a fight: I will give you black eye

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Person before going to Universal Islands of Adventures: Can I PLEASE have blue sky

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White girl in 2019: Can you PLEASE play bad guy

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Me when I feel like having a boyfriend: Can I PLEASE have a guy

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Cop looking for suspects: Can I PLEASE have a bad guy

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Pirate who is trying to hype up his crew: Can I PLEASE have an aye

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Man who’s jeans zipper is broken off: Can I PLEASE have a fly

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Frog: Can I PLEASE have a fly

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Can I PLEASE have a fry

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

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Why did I go insane over him lol I don’t know him

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:D

[cryptile]

Something my dear friend said to me that i think fits

[byjove]

I feel like every time we did standardized testing in school, we all said “I’m pretty sure I bombed that, that was tough. That was awful.” and I’m sure some of us meant it but I’m pretty sure a not insignificant percentage of the student population felt fine about their performance but didn’t want anyone else to feel bad and did not want to sound like a stuck up dickhead.

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Just pooped out a log #FIBERFEARSME