Oberin

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[harunayuuka]

MC: ...

Levi: *wearing those lingerie where his nipples are exposed by heart-shaped holes* *blushing in complete embarrassment* Asmo forced me in this.

MC: *troubled smile* I'll get something to cover you up—

Levi: *grabs their hand* *looking at them* D-Do you not like it?

MC: *gulps* *smiles* You look so good in that, Levi.

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Asmo: Was it effective? I'm sure it was~.

Levi: *covers half of his face with a pillow* Y-Yeah.

Asmo: So? Tell me!

Levi: They cuddled me while holding my hand and asked me if I wasn't cold. Then they kissed my cheek and said that I was being naughty.

Asmo: ...

Asmo: That's it? No further spicy scenes. Just cuddle, holding hands, and kiss on the cheek?

Levi: Yes?

Asmo: You fail! YOU FAIL!!!

Levi: My spouse doesn't want to do things just because of lust, okay?!

Asmo: ...

Asmo: Well. You have a point.

Levi: Besides... It was enough for me that MC thinks I'm the sexiest man they have ever seen. *blushes*

Asmo: ...

Asmo: I want to hit you right now.

Levi: Wha— And why?!

Asmo: You're so lucky, bitch!

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Lucifer: Here. A tea to help you calm your nerves.

MC: *smiles apologetically* Thank you, Lucifer. *takes the cup and drinks*

Lucifer: Next time, you should just pounce on Levi.

MC: *chokes*

Lucifer: *chuckles*

[l-ovey-deactivated20250818]

MAMMON is so attached to his crow familiars. so when he sees you babying them, giving them bits of bread, cooing at them, even petting them, he feels something tug at his heart.

“will you marry me? ”

you turn to him, shock and confusion painted all over your face. the crows screech in protest, now that your attention is no longer on them.

“wh— huh? wait, are you crying?!”

rushing to him, you envelop him in your arms and he feels warmth fill his chest and rush up his cheeks. the fuck am i doin’, proposing outta nowhere?!

“hey, what’s wrong?”

“n-nothing, it’s just… you’re so good with the kids, and i love you so much that i can’t contain it anymore…”

you hold back the snort that threatened to come out at his remark. did he really just call his crow familiars his kids? beaming up at him, stroking his cheek, crows screeching in the background, you place a kiss on his lips with a smile on your own.

“you’re so adorable.”

“f-forget it, okay! i wa—”

“yes. yes i’ll marry you, you dummy.”

now it’s him turning to you with the same shock and confusion you had before. he stares at you for a few moments, dumbfounded. he breaks out into a wide, shit-eating grin, but the sigh of relief he let out didn’t escape you.

“D’AHAHAHA! so you wanna marry me, hah? you love me that much? ‘course ya do!”

you roll your eyes at his teasing. “wait ‘till everyone hears that the the great mammon didn’t even have a ring when he proposed.”

he then goes on a rant about how this proposal wasn’t planned anyway, and that this isn’t the actual proposal and that you were going to get a much fancier, more romantic one! so don’t go telling anyone about him crying and proposing after seeing you fawn over his crow babies, alright?! this was just a practice proposal!

you sigh. i love this idiot so much.

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Objectively Mammon is terrifying.

He was a warrior in the Celestial Realm.

He's a powerful demon - a Sin. If you don't consider the Demon King & Barbatos, he's probably the third most powerful demon in the entire Devildom?

He's killed angels & demons before.

I don't know if he has killed humans but he has eaten humans.

He can cause Greed in humans.

His younger brothers are actually scared of him when he gets genuinely pissed (as rare as that is).

He destroyed a whole cafe cause he got into a fight with a customer.

In his own words, he could be "eliminated and come back after 200 million years".

In the manga (which I was told is official) he scares a bunch of RAD students while doing that "having a big smile but obviously threatening you" routine and casually picks up one of the students and holds them above his head with no obvious strain.

Despite only being one Sin below him, Levi says he would never be able to defeat Mammon in a fight.

He scares off a mugger in the human world by just looking at him.

He's basically Lucifer's right hand man in both the Celestial Realm and the Devildom and usually does Lucifer's "dirty work".

In the paws event the animal he's associated with is a tiger.

So yeah, objectively Mammon's terrifying.

Except, two different humans saw him and immediately decided he was gonna be their safe space, their guardian. He actively tried to scare them off and they practically laughed in his face and then attached themselves to his side. Two humans, with no magical powers whatsoever, one of them a 9 yr old child, saw this feral, spitting, debatably evil, ancient, eldritch creature and picked him up and said "This is mine now. This is mine and he's a baby and I love him."

And they were right.

Because the second they picked him up he immediately melted into a puddle of soft gooey unconditional love.

And I have so many feelings about this help

[kibu-me]

The Enemy from the other side of the room.

[viicrows]

l’ange dechu

[lostonyon]

When his greed takes over…

[keikagami]

Wrath

[cryptidowl]

Weeb to normie communication

[hazynic]

I need fluffy baba dia

[adrianasunderworld]

A female Mc making friends with a group of friendly succubi/girl demons, and whenever they come over to hang out or have a sleepover, none of the brothers are allowed anywhere near Mcs room. Of course that's not going to stop any of them. Mammon will try to get in the room, and when that doesn't work they'll resort to trying to listen through the wall to see what Mc has to say about them,to no avail. The only one that successfully infiltrates the sleepover is Beel, who wasn't even trying.And that's because he knocked on the door and went, "Can I have some of the pizza you guys ordered?" 🥺 and then they let him in.

Beel comes out the room hours later with sparkly nails,a bowl of popcorn, and smelling like strawberries. When his brothers bombard him with questions, Beel says he can't tell them anything because the girls swore him to secrecy and that they won't share their snacks with him at the next sleepover if he tells them.

[oberin]

Satan and Belphie: We can explain.

Lucifer: Can you?

Satan: If you give us thirty seconds to think of a lie, yes.

[kpop-otome-yandere-here]

Diavolo: If we put Mc and Belphegor in a room, who would come out crying first?

Lucifer: The room.

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes #285 THE MORE YOU KNOW

Dia: So, apparently, when Mephisto said, "fuck mc" he did NOT actually mean, "have sexual intercourse with Mc the transfer student" Huh. The more you know!

[jellomomo]

Dolphin Hat Simeon and Shark Hat Raphael

[neviixi]

cool hat  🦈

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes #284 Crow Papa

Luci: this is how you’re spending your time and money?

Mam, putting tiny raincoats on crows: they live outside! Lucifer, they need this!

[vinnie2757]

45. Comparing Hand Sizes

a short drabble from @scarfloor​‘s list of prompts from this list (1k, K)

45. Comparing hand sizes, then linking fingers together

It’s a lazy Sunday evening in mid-summer. They have nowhere to be tomorrow; Reeve had told him that short of a world-ending emergency, there’d be no need for him the next week or so. It’s all manual labour for the foreseeable. Can’t do any mechanics or electrics ‘til the infrastructure is up. Can’t put wires in the walls if there are no walls, after all.

Not that he minds. He’s missed the casual, easy evenings where he can drink decaf – fucking decaf! Shera’s got him drinking fucking decaf like he’s an old man, but she’s a point. Tea late in the evening disrupts his sleep, but he can’t stand that cocoa shit – and lie out in the miniscule patch of land out the back of the house and stare at the sky. Sometimes, Shera will come and lie with him, sometimes she’ll just go to bed, and he can’t blame her. If he could get a decent night’s sleep, he’d go to bed with her.

But sometimes, he likes to look at the stars. He’ll never be amongst them again, but he was once, for a moment.

‘Cid?’

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