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internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

you know that trope where it’s princess + knight, but they’ve both been captured by the bad guys and the princess is now gripped by the jaw by the villain, receiving a thin cut to her cheek while remaining completely still with a defiant look in her eyes even as a droplet of blood begins to trickle out of the wound, all while 3 people AT THE VERY LEAST need to have their hands locked on the knight because he’s thrashing around like a wild animal, trying so so so desperately, violently, to get to her?

yeah, that’s porn to me.

#sent to me #oh this is the hottest trope #it is sooooo sexy

This morning has begun on a lie because this easy peeler did in fact, not easily peel

#when you have an 11 month screaming at you for the froot you have to be able to peel easily

contemptible-scoundrel

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

#could somebody pay me to write my novel please and thanks

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

have you ever had a beef with a teacher/prof

yes

no

hard to say

results

Voting ended onJun 3

#my form tutor chose violence when she had the audacity to wear skinny jeans and attack my shorts and tights combo #and the history teacher who was more interested in her Jimmy choos than teaching me history #both of them bitches I will not miss

The fact every rune pull I've done has been frighteningly accurate to the question I've asked when tarot was frighteningly inaccurate is being to get to me

#I know Loki is my son's patron but I don't particularly appreciate him butting in on my business #I was going to ask for someone else but resident wifeguy who makes terrible decisions based on what is funny and or is to his wife's benefit #is actually incredibly on brand for me so yeah that tracks I guess this is my life now #I got told twice that my future happiness lies in new life and now look at the reincarnation of my dad tripping em up every step I take #I got told if I didn't communicate shit would go down and so I communicated and things improved surprised Pikachu face #and now I got a pull saying that someone close was going to be a backstabbing bitch and lo and fucking behold #getting sick of this Loki can you stop giving me a heads up of my future please and thank you #can you at least give me the lotto numbers

jonquilclegane

Loki & Sigyn by Ilaria Fossi

As a member of Epic's fandom, I was lucky enough to admire @kika-ila 's beautiful art works. As her commissions were open, I jumped on the occasion, and LOOK AT THIS MASTERPIECE!!! Loki & Sigyn, freed from the cave and that damn snake, are enjoying a moment of tenderness (before Ragnarok ^^'). LOOK AT THEM. They're so cute and in love <3 Grazie mille, Ilaria <3

#oh this is lovely this is everything #logyn #Them™

aurvandill

But Sigyn, his wife, stands by him, and holds a dish under the venom drops. Sigyn's way takes such courage. Her way is a quiet way of personal mindfulness and dedication. It is a simple way. It is a terrifying way.

#Sigyn

Feeling a way about Norse mythology again

#time to crack open the logyn document and start writing the ultimate wieeguy again

podcastwizard

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

podcastwizard

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.