Hey, Luci...
Why?!?!
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@obeyme-drabbles
Hey, Luci...
Why?!?!
Is it likely that the demon bros and undatables wouldnāt know much if anything about periods?
No.
Is it absolutely hilarious to me to think that they might?
Absolutely.
The ONLY one might be Solomon but then again he a guy like from 900ās B.C.E. So probably not.
Didn't Solomon have a lot of wives? I think he remembers something from is long long LOOONG existence.
Maybe Asmo knows something as well?
Anyway I think the only one MC could probably rely on during their period is Solomon and that's not a very good thing.
Youāre right those wives probably mentioned it in front of them and heās old so he probably knows something. I just donāt think he think about it unless MC brought it up themselves.
If Solomon is the only one who has any knowledge on periods, can we take a moment to Satan hearing it being referred to as The Monthly Subscription to Satanās Waterfall
Is it likely that the demon bros and undatables wouldnāt know much if anything about periods?
No.
Is it absolutely hilarious to me to think that they might?
Absolutely.
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Hi, have another dumb thought rattling in my brain
Just imagine if no one is allowed to give MC apples when Luke is around. Or really much fruit for that matter just because Luke becomes a feral chihuahua.
So then obviously the demon bois all just started giving MC apples all the time just to watch Luke seeth.
That is until MC asks Luke to bake something with the apples...
Iāve been going through all of the chats that I have built over probably a year of not playing and just...
Why donāt we ever talk about the fact that Mammon is a Harry Potter nerd?
Hey, I'd like to request a matchup if you don't mind! If you're busy or whatever you can skip past this though, I don't mind! To start, I'm a pansexual, 5'1 brunette (short, I know) working as a retail cashier. I'm a fan of art, photography, and composing music to a lesser extent. I'm also a pretty good cook, plan to get back into some old hobbies (ex: reading novels, watching anime, painting), am slowly starting a bonsai garden, and really want to get in shape sometime in the near future!
Iām pairing you with Satan. Definitely a lot of museum dates, and heās interested in what music youāve composed. You guys would also have little cooking moments which will be so adorable. He has so many novels to recommend for you to get back into that, and loves the bonsai garden.
(By the way I barely make 5ā²0ā³ so youāre still taller than me sweetheart)
Hi, Hello, Iāve been dead for a while
And I apologize for that but here take this thought, platonic nonsense with Asmo
Imagine, MC Asmo chillin in his room and whatevās. Iād say this would be around the time MC and Asmo made their pack, because Asmo is still salty that MC canāt be charmed and tries everything, changing appearance, different lines everything. MC still not affected.Ā
Then Demon Broās go to the human world and are vibing with MC around their home area.
This is the point in time in which Asmo finds out one of the reasons he canāt charm MC is because...
They have a partner, whom they are very loyal to.
Asmo respects.
I promise Iām working on requests however,
I saw a reminder from someone that the Devildom is always dark as thereās no sunlight. This means that for sure MC would have to take Vitamin D supplements and also possibly melatonin supplements in order to keep their circadian rhythm in check.
Also, if I remember correctly MC was kinda brought into the exchange program with seemingly no prior warning, so they couldnāt prep anything that they needed. Things like medications or hygienic supplies.
As a result of this I keep imagining that Mc just has to like give a list to Lucifer and be like, yeah Iām going to need all this in order to make sure I remain a functioning human being.
Another thing is, I love that Solomon is a bad cook and I keep imagining that at the get together at the palace the night where human food was supposed to be served, that Solomon somehow ended up cooking and used some old recipes that he remembered reading somewhere from MCās culture and just absolutely botching them. Personally, I get too nervous to tell anyone if they made bad food, so theyāre just sitting there eating it as though nothing is wrong and everyone else is just concerned that maybe human food is just terrible. Until later when they get back to the House of Lamentation, the brothers ask and MC just snaps declaring what Solomon did to human food a āpure, unadulterated, cardinal sin.ā
So the sun thing seems to have been addressed slightly, and I know Diavolo probably did it long before the exchange program, but I find it infinitely funnier to just be like, Diavolo found out that humans kinda need and instead of just getting supplements or whatever homeboi just is like nah, Iāll just make them one!
Ok so like a week ago was my birthday so I got all the birthday calls and...
Satan, what do you mean by FIRST! Exchange program is a year long, meaning 1 birthday in total!
How do you pronounce Solomon, Diavolo, and Barbatos?
Ok so this is for @obeymeheadcanons since they were asking about how people pronounce the charactersā names, so I donāt know if Iām fully correct on these pronunciations but I hope itās helpful, also tumblr wonāt let me revolt with a video so bleh
Hush your voice is pretty sweetie! (Sorry itās habit calling people that!)
Donāt worry I can never stop calling people darling or sweetheart
Ok so this is for @obeymeheadcanons since they were asking about how people pronounce the charactersā names, so I donāt know if Iām fully correct on these pronunciations but I hope itās helpful, also tumblr wonāt let me revolt with a video so bleh
What do you think are the boys Heights with numbers? Bc I read somewhere that Luke is the size of a regular human and Iām just wondering what you think lol
Iāve actually seen someone say that Luke seems to be around 5ā²2 or 5ā²1! But Iām also a fan of them being a more rational height. Yes, I know theyāre demons so they have different attributes, but still!
Even before getting the height charts, I kind of figured out that Mammon was among the shortest. So, going off Luke possibly being 5ā²2, then we can say thatĀ
Asmodeus seems to be the second shortest, possibly around 5ā²8 or 5ā²9
Mammon, whoās the third shortest in this chart, could be around 5ā²9 or 5ā²10.Ā
Belphegor seems to be around the same height as Mammon, so probably also around 5ā²10.
Leviathan falls under the sixth shortest, possibly being around maybe 5ā²11 or 6ā².
After Leviathan appears to be Satan, who, based on everything else, comes to around 6ā²1 or so.
Following Satan would be Simeon. I can see Simeon falling around 6ā²2 or 6ā²3 in this chart.
Barbatos comes very close to Simeonās height at around 6ā²3.
Solomon would come around 6ā²3 or 6ā²3.5, only being slightly taller than Barbatos.
After Solomon, thereās a big jump to Beelzebubās height, which could be around 6ā²6 to 6ā²8.
Lucifer falls an inch or two taller than Beelzebub, possibly around 6ā²7 to 6ā²9.
Diavolo falls close to Luciferās height, being around one to two inches taller, possibly around 6ā²8 to 6ā²10.
I try to keep the heights under 7ā², but Iāve had friends hc them as being 7ā² or taller, lol.
Even if Luke is like 5ā1ā, I am still s h o r t e r than him and it is bothering me
Hiiiiiii all the best with your blog ā¤ļø is it okay if I request jealousy headcannons for all the brothers.? Like MC is busy with the tasks, or occupied with a pet or anything haha. Thanks š„°
Lucifer
Alright letās be frank, his pride refuses to let him believe that any other being could compare to him when it comes to you, so he never exactly pinpoints any of his feelings as jealousy, so in terms of getting jealous over you spending times on tasks or pets he canāt do that without being a major hypocrite, but other people is where inklings of the feelings come about
Even if he did he would refuse to acknowledge that he became jealous in the first place
He unconsciously becomes a little more possessive and protective of you, pulls you a bit closer, gifts you with items that are similar to the things he wears, anything to subtly emphasize that youāre his partner
After a while of being in a relationship with him youāll likely notice the small signs of his jealousy and just do him a favor and indulge him
Even better make him that coffee that becomes particularly bitter when made for someone you care for, dissipates all underlying feelings of jealousy and creates a very soft boy out of Lucifer
Mammon
The most blatant and obvious about his jealousy especially with his loud and constant insistence that heās not jealous despite no one even remotely accusing him of being so
His jealousy is abundant and makes him remain very close to you regardless of what heās jealous of
Heāll always be in someway holding you and insist that itās for your protection and that Lucifer will kill him if he lets anything happen to you so yes, it is completely necessary that he has an arm wrapped around your waist or that heās holding your hand, yes, he knows you two are alone in a room together with no real threat of danger just let him hold and protect you
Busy with tasks? Well now your doing your tasks in his lap because that is certainly more comfortable
Playing with a new pet? Heās going to hold one of your hands
He worries that youāll eventually believe everything that his brothers and everyone else says about him and leave him for someone better
Youāll know when heās jealous the second he feels it so please just tell him that youād never leave your first man
Leviathan
Certainly a jealous boy, but unlike most of his brothers not a possessive jealous boy, at least not until a certain point
When he gets jealous he starts to sulk, he plays less online games and more single player games, he wants to shut himself in fully
Heās not one to get super jealous if youāre spending a lot of time on your work but will certainly mention ditching your work at least a couple times
A new pet or another person however, especially one of his brothers, his jealousy is skyrocketing
Of course youād rather spend time with an animal, or another person, or his brother over him
If you do have a new pet that heās jealous of, please name them Shadow and insist on them meeting Henry 2.0, so they can be like you and Levi, youāll stop his jealousy in its tracks and he will combust
If heās jealous of someone else, again using references to the media heās into is a really good way to get him to let you in his room so you can properly tackle his jealousy, if he tells you to leave, insist that Henry would never abandon the Lord of Shadow like that and neither will you
Satan
If you want a jealous Satan, there are two things Iād like to say to you, you are insane and good luck
It is very difficult to get him jealous because there is only a few things that will get him there
New pet? Heās somehow ended up playing with them more than you
Tasks? Thatās understandable, if other people are bothering you while youāre trying to work, his room is open and itāll be plenty quiet
Oh, you canāt go on a date with him because you made plans to do something? With Lucifer? Alone? Well then, his smile doesnāt reaches his eyes
Heās had a lot of practice pushing down his rage and hiding it, heāll easily do the same with jealousy
When you come back, heāll ask how everything was and itās at this point you have two options
If you want to try and dispel the jealousy, say however you think went, but add on that you missed him or that you still wish you could have went on the date he suggested, that smile that used to not reach his eyes does now because heās genuinely smiling and heās happy
If you want to amp up the jealousy talk about how lovely your outing with Lucifer was, and really emphasize how lovely Lucifer was and donāt shut up, until he makes you shut up donāt worry heāll have wisened up to what youāre doing quickly
Asmodeus
Another one to not really realize that he is jealous, still he is pretty often regardless if he realizes or not, but why should he be jealous when he is literally the most beautiful and amazing creature in all 3 realms?
Well his charm doesnāt work on you so it surprisingly or unsurprisingly results in a slight sense of insecurity, he doesnāt have that to be certain that you at least want him like everyone else but it also means that when you do show your love for him he also knows that itās genuine and that is the most special thing to him
He desires your attention all the time
Working on school work and tasks? Your gonna hurt back bent over like that, but if you insist at least be bent over your desk in a fun way with him
Paying attention to a new pet? Why donāt you two go shopping for outfits for them (doesnāt matter what kind of pet Asmo will find an adorable outfit for your pet)
If he does become jealous of you being around another person a lot he also becomes subtly possessive
Always nearby whenever possible, heāll insist on a lot more spa days and buying you new outfits to make sure that everyone knows youāre so amazing and 100% out of their league
Beelzebub
Easily the least jealous out of all his brothers, in fact youāre pretty certain jealousy just isnāt really apart of his nature
If youāre busy with tasks heāll just make sure youāre taking breaks so that your muscles wonāt get stiff and that youāre eating properly
If you have a new pet, well heāll be playing with them too, you two had a little dog before
If youāre hanging around other people a lot, well heās glad that you have friends
He just trusts you so much by this point after everything youāve done for him and his family that he finds it difficult to ever feel any jealousy bubbling up
Belphegor
When heās jealous he becomes even more of a brat, heās always a bit snarky and sarcastic but jealousy makes it a lot more prevalent
He doesnāt get why youāre so worried about your tasks or a new pet when your boyfriend canāt sleep because he doesnāt have his favorite pillow, aka you
He just sleepily glares at whatever is taking your attention away, commenting that you should take a break from the source of his jealousy
After a while he will just start to lay on top of you, like it seems like a normal hug but then his weight keeps pushing down on you and no matter what you canāt push him off you
If he becomes jealous of a person, he gains little more motivation to go to RAD with you, doesnāt mean he wonāt still try to have you take naps with him all day
He also becomes really snarky of the other person consistently sassing them out when he knows you can hear him
Please just take a nap with the cowboy and snuggle nice and close
You: Micropenis
Me, and intellectual: Peacock