Miles

[dutch-makaveli]

KUNG FU KENNY

[originalweirdough-deactivated20]

when u a henchmen and know the plan not going work but that’s ur man

[kingjaffejoffer]

I just laughed so loud I’m 100% sure my neighbors heard

[vraiee]

[drakeandaqueer]

top ten ways to celebrate this country's birthday, aka: the fourth of julay!

number ten: sit in a den! with the lights real dim by the couch that you’re lying, nobody can tell that your eyes have been crying.

number nine: laying supine! you’re flat on the floor calling your mother a whore through a more than locked door. tears pour down my cheek because news flash: i’m weak!

number eight: the food’s been great! i don’t mean to get rambly, but why don’t you just have a barbecue with your fambly?

number seven: whoa, have a nice time in heaven! you thought that burger was bison? nah, that burger was ricin. with a patty this thick, it can sedate a family of sick — and mamma mia, i’ve dumped a bottle of visine in the sangria! clear eyes, full farts? can’t booze!

number six: i can fix this! 911? my dad’s real sick! he’s od’d on visine, it’s the worst case that i’ve seen! oh, you’ll send an ambulance? that’s perfect! oh, what’s my address? sorry, motherfucker, you’ll have to guess. yeah.

number five: keep me alive! i don’t want your death penalty, your honor, it was a simple mistake! does your yard need to be raked?

number four: this yard work’s a bore! i don’t wanna do this chore.

number three: fireworks for me! head down to the local docks and watch the red, white, and blue o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave! our ancestors fought, bled, and even died for this country, and the least we can do is take a moment to celebrate their effort, to cherish what we have. even if life isn’t perfect — you know, cause let’s face it, whose is? — just sit down and reflect. you know, you can make anything you want for yourself, and that’s what america is; that’s what makes it the greatest country in the world.

number two: take a poo! right down there on the docks that you’ve been reflecting on, too. george washington, you dreamy, dreamy oaf. now lay down, open your mouth, and swallow my steamy, steamy loaf.

number one: have fun in the sun!

[thekanyewestarchive]

Japaness contemporary artist Takashi Murakam, who was the art director for Graduation explaining the concept for the artwork. 

“The cover is based on Kanye’s theme of student life. School. It’s a place of dreams, of righteousness, a place to have fun. It’s also occasionally a place where you experience the rigid dogma of the human race. Kanye’s music scrapes sentimentality and aggressiveness together like sandpaper, and he uses his grooves to unleash this tornado that spins with the zeitgeist of the times. I too wanted to be swept up and spun around in that tornado.”

[tazzescobar]

Apparently a photo from the day Prince and Charlie Murphy played basketball.

[stillsopranos]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Y'all know that the white man is making all the money off the black panther movie.

Here we go with this bullshit

[delevingned-deactivated20151023]

“The dialogue in Taxi Driver is somewhat improvised. The most memorable piece of dialogue in the film is an improvisation: the “Are you talking to me?” part. In the script it just says Travis speaks to himself in the mirror. Bobby asked me what he would say, and I said, “Well, he’s a little kid playing with guns and acting tough.” So De Niro used this rap that an underground New York comedian had been using at the same time as the basis for his lines.” - Paul Schrader [x]

[jimmyconbae]

Goodfellas: Shades of Pink

[animusrox]

[notlostonanadventure]

When you meet that bitch from the net irl

[some-random-mexican]

Start pounding joker

[myseinfeldblog]

[peteneems]

[williamxwilliam]

[ill-matic]

[brimalandro]

[cash]

Follow @koomzclothing for dope shit.

[seinfeldlessons]

Seinfeld taught me that reading is reading.